Adelaide's Lament
Barbra Streisand Lyrics


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The average unmarried female
Basically insecure
Due to some long frustration may react
React?
With psychosomatic symptoms
Difficult to endure
Affecting the upper respiratory tract
Achoo

In other words
Just from waiting around
For that little band of gold
A person can develop a cold

You can spray her wherever you figure
The streptococci lurk
You can give her a shot
For whatever she's got
But it just won't work
If she's tired of getting the fish-eye
From the hotel clerk
A person
Can develop a cold

The female remaining single, uh
Just in the legal sense, ahh
Shows a neurotic tendency
See note
Where's note? Uh

Chronic organic syndromes
Toxic and hypertense
Involving the eye,
The ear and the nose and throat
Oh, that's very interesting

In other words
Just from worrying
Whether the wedding is on or off
A person
Can develop a cough

You can feed her all day
With the Vitamin A
And the Bromo Fizz
But the medicine never
Gets anywhere near
Where the trouble is
If she's getting a kind
Of name for herself
And the name ain't "his"
A person
Can develop a cough

And further more
Just from stalling
And stalling and stalling
The wedding trip
A person
Can develop la grippe

When they get on a train For Niagara
And she can hear church bells chime
The compartment is air conditioned
And the mood sublime
They get off at Saratoga
For the fourteenth time
Well, a person
Can develop la grippe
La grippe, la post nasal drip
With the wheezes
And the sneezes
And a sinus that's really a pip

From a lack of community property
And a feeling she's getting too old
A person
Can develop a bad, a bad, a really, really bad cold





Ah, ah, ah ah achoo

Overall Meaning

"Adelaide's Lament" is a song from the musical "Guys and Dolls" that was originally performed by Vivian Blaine. It was later recorded by Barbra Streisand in her album "The Broadway Album" in 1985. The song tells the story of a single woman who is frustrated because she is still not married, hence the title of the song. She believes that waiting around for a wedding ring has made her sick and given her psychosomatic symptoms. These symptoms primarily affect her respiratory system, causing her to have a cough and sneeze frequently. The lyrics are very tongue-in-cheek, as the idea of being unmarried leading to physical illness is exaggerated for comedic effect.


The song is notable for its clever lyrics and catchy tune, but also for the fact that it is often cited as an example of sexism in musical theater. The idea that a woman's primary goal is to get married, and that being single is a pathological condition that can cause illness, is obviously outdated and offensive. However, it is important to remember the context in which the musical was created. "Guys and Dolls" premiered in 1950, when gender roles were very different than they are today. While the song may be seen as sexist now, it was probably seen as a lighthearted take on a common societal pressure then.


Line by Line Meaning

The average unmarried female
The common single woman


Basically insecure
Has a fundamental lack of self-confidence


Due to some long frustration may react
At times, due to lengthy frustration can respond overtly


React?
React how?


With psychosomatic symptoms
Exhibiting physical symptoms due to psychological distress


Difficult to endure
Hard to withstand


Affecting the upper respiratory tract
Involving the nose and throat


Achoo
Sneeze noise


In other words
Put simply


Just from waiting around
Simply from anxiously waiting


For that little band of gold
For a wedding ring


A person can develop a cold
A woman can develop an illness


You can spray her wherever you figure
You can administer medication wherever you assume is necessary


The streptococci lurk
Bacteria may be present


You can give her a shot
You can give her an injection


For whatever she's got
For whatever medical issue she may have


But it just won't work
But it won't have an effect


If she's tired of getting the fish-eye
If she's fed up of getting suspicious glances


From the hotel clerk
From the hotel attendant


A person
A woman


Can develop a cold
Can become sick


The female remaining single, uh
The unmarried female


Just in the legal sense, ahh
Only from a legal standpoint


Shows a neurotic tendency
Reveals a psychological inclination


See note
Unknown cue


Chronic organic syndromes
Long-term symptoms resulting from physical or mental illnesses


Toxic and hypertense
Poisonous and high in blood pressure


Involving the eye,
Involving the eyes,


The ear and the nose and throat
Ears, nose, and throat


Oh, that's very interesting
Oh, that's fascinating


In other words
Put simply


Just from worrying
Simply from fretting


Whether the wedding is on or off
Whether the wedding is taking place or cancelled


A person
A woman


Can develop a cough
Can become afflicted with a cough


You can feed her all day
You can provide her food all day


With the Vitamin A
With Vitamin A supplements


And the Bromo Fizz
And the Bromo Fizz drink


But the medicine never
But the medicine isn't effective


Gets anywhere near
Reaches anywhere close


Where the trouble is
The real issue's location


If she's getting a kind
If she's gaining a type


Of name for herself
Of reputation


And the name ain't "his"
And she's not known in reference to him


A person
A woman


Can develop a cough
Can acquire a cough


And further more
Furthermore


Just from stalling
Simply from delaying


And stalling and stalling
And perpetuating the delay


The wedding trip
The honeymoon


A person
A woman


Can develop la grippe
Can develop a bad cold


When they get on a train For Niagara
When they board a train for Niagara Falls


And she can hear church bells chime
And she can listen to ringing church bells


The compartment is air conditioned
The compartment has air conditioning


And the mood sublime
And the atmosphere is wonderful


They get off at Saratoga
They disembark at Saratoga


For the fourteenth time
For the 14th instance


Well, a person
Well, a woman


Can develop la grippe
Can become ill with a bad cold


La grippe, la post nasal drip
A severe cold


With the wheezes
With breathing difficulty


And the sneezes
And sneezing


And a sinus that's really a pip
And a severely troubled sinus


From a lack of community property
From a lack of shared assets


And a feeling she's getting too old
And feeling too mature


A person
A woman


Can develop a bad, a bad, a really, really bad cold
Can become terribly sick


Ah, ah, ah ah achoo
Ah, ah, ah ah, sneeze noise




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Written by: Frank Loesser

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