Alternative Girlfriend (Calgary
Barenaked Ladies Lyrics


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You're in an all-girl band
Your futon's second-hand
Your parents understand but you don't care
I have a job in a shop
I'm an undercover cop
I make sure the customers aren't thieves

Old at being young, young at being old
Everything's on hold within our evolution

You're my alternative girlfriend
I love you and now you cannot pretend
There's nothing left that won't cross over

Last night we slept on the lawn
You woke up and I was gone
Back to the dream I dream to leave
My life with her is a bore
A worn-out metaphor
No more surprises up its sleeve

Old at being young, young at being old
Everything's been sold to others' revolutions

You're my alternative girlfriend
I love you and now you cannot pretend
There's nothing left that won't cross over

You live above your dad's four-car garage
With your vinyl and imaginary entourage
If I pull up in a U-Haul, pack up quick
So we can get out of this town, 'cause it makes me sick

You're my alternative girlfriend




I love you and now you cannot pretend
There's nothing left that won't cross over

Overall Meaning

"Alternative Girlfriend" by Barenaked Ladies is about two people in a relationship who do not fit into societal norms. The first verse talks about a girl who is part of an all-girl band and is comfortable with having a second-hand futon, while her parents are supportive of her lifestyle. On the other hand, the singer has a job as an undercover cop in a shop where he checks if the customers aren't thieves. The second verse further explains how they are different from the rest of the world, with their unconventional behaviors and attitudes towards life. Their sense of being "old at being young" and "young at being old" implies they often experience a sense of disconnect from those around them.


The chorus "You're my alternative girlfriend, I love you, and now you cannot pretend. There's nothing left that won't cross over" portrays the love between the two people. Their emotions are real and overflowing, and they cannot pretend that their love will not endure the test of time. They are each other's alternative option because they do not feel comfortable in traditional relationships, and they value their independence.


The lyrics in the final verse describe the alternative girlfriend's living situation above her dad's four-car garage. The singer tells her to pack up quickly if he pulls up in a U-Haul because he wants to leave the town they are in as it makes him sick. The song's overarching theme is about embracing individuality, rejecting the conventional narratives that society expects from relationships, and living life on their terms.


Line by Line Meaning

You're in an all-girl band
You are part of a music group that consists solely of girls


Your futon's second-hand
Your futon was previously owned and is not brand new


Your parents understand but you don't care
Your parents comprehend your choices but you do not prioritize their approval


I have a job in a shop
I am employed at a store


I'm an undercover cop
I am a law enforcement officer working covertly to detect and prevent crime


I make sure the customers aren't thieves
I take measures to ensure that consumers are not stealing merchandise


Old at being young, young at being old
Having experienced various aspects of life, I have an aged disposition despite my young age


Everything's on hold within our evolution
Our progression and development as individuals is stagnant


You're my alternative girlfriend
You are my unconventional romantic partner


I love you and now you cannot pretend
I have genuine affection for you and you cannot feign otherwise


There's nothing left that won't cross over
There is no boundary preventing us from being together


Last night we slept on the lawn
We spent the night resting outside on the grass


You woke up and I was gone
When you awoke, I was no longer near you


Back to the dream I dream to leave
I returned to the aspiration of escaping my unfulfilling reality


My life with her is a bore
My existence with my former partner is uneventful and tedious


A worn-out metaphor
The comparison to which I frequently revert has become overused and unoriginal


No more surprises up its sleeve
It no longer has hidden surprises or unexpected turns


You live above your dad's four-car garage
You reside in a dwelling situated over the four-car garage owned by your father


With your vinyl and imaginary entourage
You own vinyl records and conjure up an imaginary group of associates


If I pull up in a U-Haul, pack up quick
In the event that I use a U-Haul truck to transport our belongings, you should prepare to leave immediately


So we can get out of this town, 'cause it makes me sick
We need to depart from this area as it is nauseating to me




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: STEPHEN DUFFY, STEVEN PAGE

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