Elf's Lament
Barenaked Ladies Lyrics


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I'm a man of reason, and they say
'Tis the season to be jolly
But it's folly when you volley for position

Never in existence has there been such a resistance
To ideas meant to free us
If you could see us, then you'd listen
Toiling through the ages, making toys on garnished wages
There's no union
We're only through when we outdo the competition

I make toys, but I've got aspirations
Make some noise, use your imagination
Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for
There's a list for who's been
Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf

A full indentured servitude can reflect on one's attitude
But that silly red hat just makes the fat man look outrageous

Absurd though it may seem, you know
I've heard there's even been illegal doping
And though we're coping, I just hope it's not contagious

You try to start a movement, and you think you see improvement
But when thrown into the moment, we just don't seem so courageous

I make toys, but I've got aspirations
Make some noise, use your imagination
Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for
There's a list for who's been
Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf

You look at yourself, you're an elf
And the shelf is just filled with disappointing memories
Trends come and go, and your friends wanna know
Why you aren't just happy making crappy little gizmos
Every kid knows they'll just throw this stuff away

We're used to repetition, so we drew up a petition
We, the undersigned, feel undermined
Let's redefine "employment"

We know that we've got leverage, so we'll hand the fat man a beverage
And sit back while we attack the utter lack of our enjoyment

It may be tough to swallow, but our threats are far from hollow
He may thunder, but if he blunders, he may wonder where the toys went

I make toys, but I've got aspirations
Make some noise, use your imagination
Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for
There's a list for who's been
Naughty or nice, but consider the price




Naughty or nice, but consider the price
Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf

Overall Meaning

The song "Elf's Lament" by Barenaked Ladies and Michael Bublé is a tongue-in-cheek critique of the commercialization and exploitation inherent in the Christmas season. The lyrics describe the frustration and disillusionment of a group of elves who feel undervalued and overworked, churning out toys for children who will quickly discard them. The elves have aspirations beyond their menial factory jobs but feel trapped by their indentured servitude and lack of union protection.


The line "It's folly when you volley for position" highlights the absurdity of competing for resources and attention during a time that is supposed to be about generosity and goodwill. The song suggests that the true spirit of Christmas has been lost amid the frantic commercialism, and the elves' disillusionment serves as a metaphor for the disillusionment many people feel with the holiday season. Ultimately, the song's message is a call for recognition and fair treatment of all workers, including those who toil behind the scenes to make Christmas magical.


Line by Line Meaning

I'm a man of reason, and they say
As someone who thinks logically, I find it ironic that people expect me to be joyful during this holiday season.


'Tis the season to be jolly
People commonly associate this time of year with happiness and celebration.


But it's folly when you volley for position
However, it becomes ridiculous when people compete and fight for status and power during this supposedly joyful time.


Never in existence has there been such a resistance
It's unprecedented how much opposition there is to ideas that are meant to liberate us.


To ideas meant to free us
There are ideas and movements that aim to free us from the status quo or oppressive systems.


If you could see us, then you'd listen
If only people could empathize with our struggles, they would be more open to our perspectives and voices.


Toiling through the ages, making toys on garnished wages
We've been working for generations to make toys, but we're not fairly compensated for our labor.


There's no union
We don't have any collective bargaining power or union representation to fight for our rights as workers.


We're only through when we outdo the competition
The only way we can ensure job security is by being better than the other elves and continuously improving.


I make toys, but I've got aspirations
Even though I make toys, I have personal goals and ambitions I hope to achieve someday.


Make some noise, use your imagination
Let's talk about our struggles, and brainstorm creative solutions to improve our working conditions.


Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for
Before you ask for specific toys or gifts, think about the cost and labor that goes into making those items.


There's a list for who's been Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf
Santa has a list of children who have been good or bad, but it's important to also consider the cost of making these toys on the elves who work hard to create them.


A full indentured servitude can reflect on one's attitude
Being treated like a servant for life can affect one's overall mindset and behavior.


But that silly red hat just makes the fat man look outrageous
Santa's iconic red hat may seem funny, but it's outrageous how little he does to improve the working conditions of the elves.


Absurd though it may seem, you know
It may sound strange, but it's true.


I've heard there's even been illegal doping
There are even rumors of cheating and illegal practices happening in our workplace.


And though we're coping, I just hope it's not contagious
We may be managing to deal with these challenges, but I hope the negative effects don't spread or infect others.


You try to start a movement, and you think you see improvement
When you begin a movement for change, you might feel hopeful that things are getting better.


But when thrown into the moment, we just don't seem so courageous
However, when faced with the reality of the situation, we may not have the bravery to take bold action for change.


You look at yourself, you're an elf
As an elf, it can be easy to feel stuck and powerless in our situation.


And the shelf is just filled with disappointing memories
We have memories of working hard without proper compensation or support, creating a sense of disappointment and frustration.


Trends come and go, and your friends wanna know
Fads and popular ideas change over time, and our peers may be curious about our current situation.


Why you aren't just happy making crappy little gizmos
Some people might not understand why we're not content with making low-quality toys and trinkets.


Every kid knows they'll just throw this stuff away
Children may not value the toys we make, and often end up discarding them quickly.


We're used to repetition, so we drew up a petition
We're used to doing the same work over and over again, but we decided to create a petition to demand change.


We, the undersigned, feel undermined
We, the workers who signed the petition, feel undervalued and unsupported.


Let's redefine 'employment'
It's time to rethink what it means to be employed, and demand fairer treatment for workers.


We know that we've got leverage, so we'll hand the fat man a beverage
We recognize that we have some influence, so we'll offer Santa a drink as a way of starting negotiations.


And sit back while we attack the utter lack of our enjoyment
We'll sit back and make our demands for better working conditions and treatment, pointing out the lack of enjoyment in our current situation.


It may be tough to swallow, but our threats are far from hollow
Although it may be hard to accept, our threats of action to demand change are real and significant.


He may thunder, but if he blunders, he may wonder where the toys went
Santa may be powerful, but if he makes a mistake or bad decision, he might realize too late that the elves hold the power when it comes to creating toys.


Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf
It's important to think about the impact and cost of our actions on others, particularly those who work tirelessly to create the products we enjoy.




Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Ed Robertson

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@raymond9642

It's hilarious that the multi-billion dollar company I work for plays this song during the holidays. It's funnier when you realize they paid for it.

@deannecottoncornwall5755

Michael Buble's voice is so distinctive, no sneaking him by anyone! 😄

@BarenakedFi

My absolute favourite from the album

@carls9310

It was both brilliant salesmanship and a great travesty not including this on the BNL holiday album.
Well done, to all concerned!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

@carls9310

"I'm a man of Reason."
'Nuff said!

@jordantheman7782

Just discovered this song about 15 minutes ago and I must say, where has this song been all my life?

@pinkvivi9345

Absolutely a banger

@RamenNoodle1985

This is my favorite Christmas song!

@_L_o_r_d_V_a_d_e_r

Good tune....my new jam as I travel throughout the stars pillaging

@armondosilva6477

Heard this song at work all December an fell in love ❤

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