New Kid
Barenaked Ladies Lyrics


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I didn't ask to be famous, but I'm not sore
'Cause you can see my face in the window of every store
You can buy my lunch box, and you can wear my clothes
You can remember my name just as plain as the face under your nose

I'm a new kid on the block
Though I may not be Johann Sebastian Bach
So we may not write the songs we sing
But look at Elvis, he sold his soul and
You crowned him king

I didn't ask to be famous, but I'm not sad
You see, I've got everything that I always wished I had
I thank my manager and I thank the screaming girls, oh
I thank my hairdresser for giving me such beautiful curls

Now I'm a new kid on the block
Well I'm twenty-three and they won't let me grow up
I went down to register for the draft
Well I got up to the counter, and the lady there just laughed

She said you're a new kid on the block
Young girls scream and old boys mock
Well you broke my youngest daughter's heart
Well I knew you kids were trouble from the start

I didn't ask to be famous, but I'm not sure
That we're as apple pie as you always thought we were
I can stay up all night, and I can have a blast
I can breakdance, I can fight, I can kick your sorry ass

I'm a new kid on the block
And 'though I may not be Johann Sebastian Back
Well there's no need to be afraid of us
Though it just might be your daughter on our bus

I'm a new kid on the block (step one, that was fun)
And 'though I may not be Johann Sebastian Back (think of what you say, think of what you do)




Well there's no need to be afraid of us (whoa, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh)
Though it just might be your daughter on our bus (hey, yeah, hey)

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Barenaked Ladies's "New Kid" describe the feeling of the band becoming famous unexpectedly. The song's opening lines reveal the singer's ambivalence about fame, stating that they didn't ask to be famous, but they're not upset about it either. The song goes on to explain that the singwer's face is everywhere, on lunch boxes, clothes, and in store windows. People remember their name just as easily as they remember the face under their nose.


The chorus, "I'm a new kid on the block," draws comparisons between themselves and Elvis, who also became famous when he was young, and despite not writing their own songs, they are still crowned as kings. Despite the mockery from some, they express gratitude for their manager, hairdresser, and screaming fans. The singer is said to be a new kid on the block who cannot grow up because of the public's perception of them.


However, towards the end of the song, the singer asserts that their band is not as wholesome as some may have thought, and that they can stay up all night, have a blast, break dance, fight, and even kick your sorry ass. The song concludes by suggesting that it could be the listener's own daughter on their tour bus, indicating that perhaps the band's perceived innocence may be more of a façade than the public has realized.


Line by Line Meaning

I didn't ask to be famous, but I'm not sore
I am not complaining about my fame even though it was not something I specifically asked for


Cause you can see my face in the window of every store
My face is everywhere and I am easily recognizable


You can buy my lunchbox, and you can wear my clothes
My merchandise is available for purchase and you can even wear my clothes


You can remember my name just as plain as the face under your nose
My name is easily remembered and recognized, just like a familiar face


I'm a new kid on the block
I am new to the music scene and trying to make a name for myself


Though I may not be Johann Sebastian Bach
I may not be a musical genius like Bach, but I am still worth listening to


So we may not write the songs we sing
We may not be the ones who actually write our music


But look at Elvis, he sold his soul and
Elvis Presley may have given up his soul, in a sense, for his fame


You crowned him king
Elvis earned the title of 'King of Rock and Roll' and was loved by many despite any negative criticism


I didn't ask to be famous, but I'm not sad
I am not unhappy about being famous despite not actively pursuing it


You see, I've got everything that I always wished I had
Being famous has allowed me to have things I could only dream of before


I thank my manager and I thank the screaming girls, oh
I am grateful for my fame and the people who have helped me achieve it


I thank my hairdresser for giving me such beautiful curls
Even my hairdresser has played a role in my fame and success


Well I'm twenty-three and they won't let me grow up
Despite being an adult, others are still treating me as a child and not allowing me to mature


I went down to register for the draft
I attempted to register for the military draft


Well I got up to the counter, and the lady there just laughed
The woman at the counter found it amusing or ridiculous that I was trying to register for the draft as a famous musician


She said you're a new kid on the block
She referred to me as a new, inexperienced individual on the music scene


Young girls scream and old boys mock
Some of my fans are young girls who scream out of excitement, but older men may ridicule my music and fame


Well you broke my youngest daughter's heart
I may have disappointed someone's daughter, possibly due to my fame or actions


Well I knew you kids were trouble from the start
There may have been preconceived notions from others that we would be troublemakers or cause issues


That we're as apple pie as you always thought we were
Others may perceive us as being a perfect representation of a flawless, all-American ideal, but that may not necessarily be true


I can stay up all night, and I can have a blast
I am able to enjoy my fame by staying up late and having fun


I can breakdance, I can fight, I can kick your sorry ass
I have skills such as breakdancing and fighting, and I am confident in my abilities to defend myself if necessary


Well there's no need to be afraid of us
We are not threatening or dangerous individuals, so others have no need to be afraid of us


Though it just might be your daughter on our bus
Despite not being scary, it is possible that someone's daughter may be traveling with us on the tour bus




Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Ed Robertson, Scott Dibble, Steven Page

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