The King of Bedside Manor
Barenaked Ladies Lyrics


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You know he's not the kind of man who likes to see the world around him
Crumble to a ball around his feet
But he's always ready, he's always set, he's always well prepared
He's the most peculiar man you'll ever meet

You know he's not the king of bedside manor
He's not the Tom Jones that lives next door
He's not the king of bedside manor
He hardly even lives there anymore

He said, excuse me, I hope you don't mind
But I followed you into this shop
And I couldn't help but notice that riding crop
Sticking out of your haversack
Well I, I wouldn't mind riding you bareback
He's subtle on the dance floor and he's suave around the bar
He's a quick draw with a lighter, he's a pseudo movie star
You know he was quite a singer, quite an actor, quite some time ago
He had quite a famous program, late night bedtime tv show

You know he's not the king of bedside manor
He's not the Tom Jones that lives next door
He's not the king of bedside manor
He hardly even lives there anymore

Well he opens up the curtains at the crack of dawn
Just to see the lovely ladies who have come and gone
From the house next door to his house on the lane,
He consoles himself that he's got his health and he knows he can't complain

You know he's not the king of bedside manor (woo, oh, hey)
He's not the Tom Jones that lives next door (not not anymore, no way)
He's not the king of bedside manor
He hardly even lives there anymore

(He's not the king) he's not the King of bedside manor
(Bedside manor) he's not the King of bedside manor (he's not the king)
He hardly even lives there anymore

Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto
Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto
He said domo (domo) domo (domo) domo (domo) domo (domo)




Domo-no-mo-no-mo-no-mo-no-mo-no
He's not the king (he's not the king, he's not the king) of bedside manor

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Barenaked Ladies' "The King of Bedside Manor" talk about a man who is peculiar and always well-prepared. He is not someone who likes to see the world around him crumble, but he hardly even lives in his own bedroom anymore. The singer describes this man as someone who is not the king of bedside manners, like Tom Jones, but rather someone who is becoming more and more aloof. He still has some charm on the dance floor and can still light a cigarette faster than most people.


The man used to be quite famous, with his own late-night TV show, but now he consoles himself by opening his curtains at the crack of dawn to see the lovely ladies next door. He is still interested in their affairs and notices even small details like a riding crop in a woman's haversack. He attempts to flirt with the woman by saying that he wouldn't mind "riding her bareback," showing his lack of bedside manners. However, despite his old fame and charm, he is not the king of anything anymore, and even his bedroom does not belong to him.


Line by Line Meaning

You know he's not the kind of man who likes to see the world around him Crumble to a ball around his feet
He is not the type of person who would stand by idly instead he takes preparation to ensure he is ready for any situation.


But he's always ready, he's always set, he's always well prepared He's the most peculiar man you'll ever meet
He is an interesting character who is always prepared for anything.


He said, excuse me, I hope you don't mind But I followed you into this shop And I couldn't help but notice that riding crop Sticking out of your haversack Well I, I wouldn't mind riding you bareback
He made a bold move by following a woman into a shop and expressing his sexual desires in a crude manner.


He's subtle on the dance floor and he's suave around the bar He's a quick draw with a lighter, he's a pseudo movie star You know he was quite a singer, quite an actor, quite some time ago He had quite a famous program, late-night bedtime tv show
He is a smooth operator who is good at many things including dancing, drinking, and acting. He used to host a famous TV show.


Well, he opens up the curtains at the crack of dawn Just to see the lovely ladies who have come and gone From the house next door to his house on the lane, He consoles himself that he's got his health and he knows he can't complain
He enjoys watching women from his window, but takes solace in his good health.


Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto He said domo (domo) domo (domo) domo (domo) domo (domo) Domo-no-mo-no-mo-no-mo-no-mo-no
This appears to be a reference to the song 'Mr. Roboto' by Styx, and may be an ode to the synthesized sound made popular by that band.


(He's not the king) he's not the King of bedside manor (Bedside manor) he's not the King of bedside manor (he's not the king) He hardly even lives there anymore
He is not known for being a great attraction to anyone requiring comfort or care. He is no longer present in that place.




Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Ed Robertson, Steven Page

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