Whiskey-Bailey's-Guinness
Barleyjuice Lyrics


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I wandered o'er the nation, and staggered through the bars
I traveled o'er the roadways in rusty, junker cars
I searched the whole world over for the cure to ease my pain
And found the medication that swirls 'round my brain.

My liver is in shambles and my colon is a mess
The reason for the problem is a source that is your guess
Turpentine and thinners, and refined alcohol
I blew-out all my taste buds as I've tried to taste them all

Oh vodka's in the bottle and rum is in the flask,
I've got a shot of brandy, and tequila in my glass
Imported wines from off the vines will sometimes serve the task
But Whiskey-Bailey's-Guinness will knock me on my ass.

Take a pint of Guinness and watch the waterfall
Drink it halfway down and stop you dare not drink it all
Take half a shot of whiskey make Jameson the call,
Then top the shot with Bailey's get ready for a ball.

Line those glasses up, me boys, it's time to face the fray,
If you ain't got the gonads get up and walk away.
Drop that shot right in the beer, then quickly drink it down,
Last one empty on the bar will buy another round.

Oh vodka's in the bottle and rum is in the flask,
I've got a shot of brandy, and tequila in my glass
Imported wines from off the vines will sometimes serve the task
But Whiskey-Bailey's-Guinness will knock me on my ass.

I wandered o'er the nation, and staggered through the bars
I traveled o'er the roadways in rusty, junker cars




I searched the whole world over for the cure to ease my pain
And found the medication that swirls 'round my brain.

Overall Meaning

The song "Whiskey-Bailey's-Guinness" by Barleyjuice is an ode to alcohol and the search for the perfect drink to soothe one's pain. The lyrics describe a wandering and troubled protagonist searching for a remedy and trying various types of alcohol - from turpentine to imported wines - but ultimately finding the perfect mix in Whiskey, Bailey's, and Guinness. The singer's liver and colon are in shambles, but they continue to indulge in their favorite drinks, knowing their consequences. Line those glasses up, it's time to face the fray!


The song is a commentary on the culture of drinking and its consequences, delivered with a playful, upbeat melody. It also makes references to the stereotypes of Irish drinking culture, and the idea of using alcohol as a coping mechanism for pain. The song acknowledges the harm that excessive drinking can cause, but it also suggests that for some people, it is the only way to deal with their troubles. Ultimately, it's a bittersweet reminder that drinking is often a double-edged sword.


Line by Line Meaning

I wandered o'er the nation, and staggered through the bars
I aimlessly traveled through the country, visiting various bars while physically struggling due to heavy drinking.


I traveled o'er the roadways in rusty, junker cars
I drove on the roads in old and worn-out vehicles, possibly as a result of my unstable condition due to alcohol abuse.


I searched the whole world over for the cure to ease my pain
I relentlessly looked for a remedy to relieve the discomfort and anguish resulting from my drinking habits.


And found the medication that swirls 'round my brain.
I found solace in alcoholic drinks that intoxicate me heavily and disrupt my cognitive faculties.


My liver is in shambles and my colon is a mess
My liver and colon are severely impacted due to the excessive intake of alcohol, resulting in their disorder and deterioration.


The reason for the problem is a source that is your guess
The exact cause of the damage is unknown, and it's up to speculation.


Turpentine and thinners, and refined alcohol
I've tried various toxic and potent fluids, including industrial solvents, and highly concentrated alcoholic drinks.


I blew-out all my taste buds as I've tried to taste them all
My constant endeavor to experience different beverages has deadened my sense of taste.


Take a pint of Guinness and watch the waterfall
Sip a pint of Guinness to observe the cascading flow of the dark beer.


Drink it halfway down and stop you dare not drink it all
Drink only half of it, and refrain from finishing it fully, as the effects of the drink can be overpowering.


Take half a shot of whiskey, make Jameson the call
Pour and ingest a 50% measure of whiskey, with Jameson being the brand of choice.


Then top the shot with Bailey's, get ready for a ball.
Add a dollop of Bailey's Irish Cream to the shot, and brace yourself for a good time.


Line those glasses up, me boys, it's time to face the fray
Get ready for some heavy drinking, as we stack the glasses up in preparation.


If you ain't got the gonads, get up and walk away.
If you are not courageous enough to handle the challenge of drinking, you should leave.


Drop that shot right in the beer, then quickly drink it down
Take the shot and pour it into the beer, and then quickly consume the mixture.


Last one empty on the bar will buy another round
The person who finishes last will be obligated to purchase another round of drinks.


Oh vodka's in the bottle and rum is in the flask,
I possess vodka in the bottle and rum in the flask, adding to my collection of drinks.


I've got a shot of brandy, and tequila in my glass
There's a measure of brandy in my possession, and my glass contains tequila.


Imported wines from off the vines will sometimes serve the task
Occasionally, imported wines from diverse vineyards serve the purpose of satisfying my thirst for alcohol.


But Whiskey-Bailey's-Guinness will knock me on my ass.
However, the mix of Whiskey-Bailey's-Guinness is the concoction that has the most intense impact on me, leaving me heavily intoxicated.




Writer(s): PARKINSON JAMES KENNETH

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