22 Parody
Bart Baker Lyrics
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[Harry] HELP ME!
[Taylor Swift] Shut up, Harry!
[Taylor Swift] I escaped from the asylum and kidnapped all of them.
So I could get my revenge.
[John] You’re sick!
[Taylor Swift] Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
Joe Jake John and Kennedy all wrapped up in duct tape.
[Harry] Bitch give me back my fuckin face.
[Taylor Swift] Fat chance.
Today is the first day of the never ending hell day.
It’s time!
[Exes] Uh oh!
[Taylor Swift] Now, you will be mine until the end of all time.
I will never let you leave.
[John] Somebody call the police.
[Taylor Swift] You better shut your mouth or I will cut your tongue out.
[Jake] Why are you dancing like that?
[Taylor Swift] Cause I’m a psychopath
Now it’s your turn to dance.
[Joe] AHHHHH! You just shot me in my ass.
[Taylor Swift] You shouldn’t of dumped me.
Now you’re all burried.
Let’s watch Taylor Perry.
[Exes] Please, just kill us.
[Taylor Swift] It’s just MADEA GOES TO JAIL.
[Exes] AHH!
[Taylor Swift] My favorite movie.
Hallelujah.
[Joe] This proves she’s crazy.
[John] AHHH! It’s making my eyes bleed.
[Taylor Swift] Yeah! Soon you will all become members of my death cult.
[Joe] Ah, excuse me!
[Taylor Swift] After the murder ritual.
[Exes] Oh crap!
[Taylor Swift] Ane we will spend eternity together below.
IN HELL, ah-ha-ha-ha!
[Exes] Uh oh!
[Taylor Swift] All the rumors are true, I am Satan.
[Exes] Yeah we knew.
[Taylor Swift] Their heads must all come off.
BRB I’ll get the saw.
[Joe] Dude, she dropped her cell phone.
[John] Pick it up, call the Po – Po.
[Jake] We’ll be dead once they get here.
I have a better idea, Send!
[Taylor Swift] AH! What are you doing?
[Exes] Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
[Taylor Swift] AH!
[Exes] We were not doing anything.
[Taylor Swift] No matter! Time to die.
Oh, no, no, no!
[Taylor Swift] I’ll see you in the after life.
[Jesus] Hey! Hey! Drop the weapon Miss Swift!
[Exes] OMG! It’s JESUS!
[Taylor Swift] HOW DID YOU FIND ME Jesy!
[Jesus] I got a text from Jakey
[Jake] We’re actually quite close.
[Jesus] He likes all my Facebook posts.
[Jake] And he follows me on Twitter.
[Jesus] Anyway, back to Taylor now!
Time to take care of you.
[Taylor Swift] I can’t move.
[Jesus] With this holy water balloon.
[Taylor Swift] Ah! Get that away from me, you fool!
[Jesus]Sorry, but your time here is through.
The lyrics to Bart Baker's song "22 Parody" satirize the extent to which Taylor Swift is often perceived to be obsessed with punishing her ex-boyfriends. In the song, Taylor Swift imagines that it is the perfect day to kidnap all of her ex-boyfriends who have wronged her and seek revenge. She has escaped from an asylum and managed to tie up all of her exes in duct tape so that they are unable to move. She plans to keep them forever and watch her favorite movie, "Madea Goes to Jail." As the song progresses, it becomes clear that Taylor Swift is not joking and is in fact a psychopath who is willing to kill all of her exes. However, before she can do any harm, Jesus appears and saves the day by using a holy water balloon to defeat her.
Line by Line Meaning
It feels like the perfect day to torture my ex’s and then put on their skin
I'm so overcome with anger that it seems like the ideal day to torture my exes and wear them like a coat
HELP ME!
I'm in desperate need of assistance!
Shut up, Harry!
I don't want to hear you scream, Harry, just be quiet
I escaped from the asylum and kidnapped all of them.
So I could get my revenge.
I broke out of the mental institution and went on to kidnap all of them so that I can get even with them
You’re sick!
You John, are disturbing for thinking of me as a normal person
Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
Yeah! I got:
Joe Jake John and Kennedy all wrapped up in duct tape.
I am laughing uncontrollably because I have Joe, Jake, John and Kennedy all wrapped up in duct tape, under my control
Bitch give me back my fuckin face.
I'm pleading for you to give me back my face, you crazy woman
Fat chance.
Today is the first day of the never ending hell day.
It’s time!
No way will I give you back your face. This is just the beginning of the everlasting nightmare I have planned for you guys. Let's get started!
Uh oh!
Something has gone terribly wrong
Now, you will be mine until the end of all time.
I will never let you leave.
You will belong to me for eternity. I shall never let you leave my sight
Somebody call the police.
Please call the police for help
You better shut your mouth or I will cut your tongue out.
I'll cut out your tongue if you don't keep quiet!
Why are you dancing like that?
Cause I’m a psychopath
Now it’s your turn to dance.
Why are you dancing in that manner? Because I am mentally unstable. And now, it's your turn to move like me
AHHHHH! You just shot me in my ass.
You just shot me in my buttocks!
You shouldn’t of dumped me.
Now you’re all burried.
Let’s watch Taylor Perry.
You should not have broken up with me. Now, I have buried you all. Let's watch my favorite movie called Taylor Perry
Please, just kill us.
End our torment, end our lives
It’s just MADEA GOES TO JAIL.
The movie we are watching is just Madea Goes to Jail
This proves she’s crazy.
This confirms that she is mentally unstable
AHHH! It’s making my eyes bleed.
It's hurting my eyes and making them bleed
Yeah! Soon you will all become members of my death cult.
Ah, excuse me!
After the murder ritual.
Oh crap!
Ane we will spend eternity together below.
IN HELL, ah-ha-ha-ha!
Yes! You will all soon be a part of my group of killers. Oops, pardon me! After we carry out the ritual murders. Oops, that's too bad. We’ll spend forever in the netherworld - specifically, hell.
All the rumors are true, I am Satan.
The rumors are not false, for I am Satan
Yeah we knew.
We already knew that
Their heads must all come off.
BRB I’ll get the saw.
It is essential that all of your heads be removed. Excuse me, I'll go get the saw
Dude, she dropped her cell phone.
Hey man, she dropped her phone
Pick it up, call the Po – Po.
Pick it up and call the police for our rescue
We’ll be dead once they get here.
I have a better idea, Send!
If they arrive here, we'll all be dead. I have a better plan - send them a message for help!
AH! What are you doing?
What the hell are you upto?
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
We were not doing anything.
Oh my god! Oh my god! We're not doing anything wrong
No matter! Time to die.
Oh, no, no, no!
Doesn't matter, you all have to die now. Oh, please please please no!
I’ll see you in the after life.
I already have plans to see you after your death
Hey! Hey! Drop the weapon Miss Swift!
Stop right there Miss Swift! Drop the weapon now
OMG! It’s JESUS!
Oh my god! Jesus is here to save us
HOW DID YOU FIND ME Jesy!
Jesy, how the hell did you find me!
We’re actually quite close.
He likes all my Facebook posts.
And he follows me on Twitter.
Anyway, back to Taylor now!
Time to take care of you.
I can’t move.
With this holy water balloon.
Ah! Get that away from me, you fool!
Sorry, but your time here is through.
I'm pretty good friends with Jake actually. He likes all of my Facebook posts and follows me on Twitter. Anyways, back to you, Taylor! Time for you to be taken care of. I am unable to move. I'll use this holy water balloon to do it. Ahh! Get away from me, you foolish man! I'm sorry, but I have to finish here.
Contributed by Isaiah M. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
Ash Vandal
8 years later I still can’t get over how good this is.
Onyi J-E
Honestly
Luca
Just tiktok cringe nowadays
Alicia
yep
Ciekawostki
@Squidle same
🌴☘️ Avatar The Way of the water
@Kayla and Ninja x yea😂
Shunu
damn, this parody was my 3rd grade anthem, I used to be so damn obsessed with these parodies jesus christ lmao
Hamzeh Alomari
Same😭😭😭
monster☆
Omg same!
Kyle Richmond
Sa