Anaconda Parody
Bart Baker Lyrics

This song is about butts
The following song is a ridiculous but humorous take on obsessions related to butts

These girls all have big butts
The video constantly features multiple women, each of whom have oversized derrieres

This video is pretty much just a bunch of big butts
The music video isn't really about anything, other than showcasing an excessive amount of big butts

I'm dry humping bamboo in a jungle
I'm out here sexually grinding against bamboo trees in a jungle setting

M-M-My butt's so big it's like two gigantic bubbles
My behind is so large that it looks like two very big bubbles side by side

A-A-And I always show it off 'cause it's my greatest asset
I love flaunting my backside because that's one of the best assets I possess

But it's enhanced by surgery, yes it's made out of plastic
My butt has been surgically altered, made larger than the original thin that nature provided, and is in fact an artificial plastic one

It's not real, real, real
My derriere is fake, not naturally occurring

Cost major cash
The surgery involved a lot of money

And my surgery bill
It cost a lot of money to get fake buttocks

Is going up fast
The cost of the surgery is increasing exponentially

Got work on my nose and my lips
I've had surgery done on my nose and my lips

Got tit implants
I've also had artificial insertion done on my chest in the form of implants to increase breast size

My fake teeth Mister Ed status
My teeth are not natural just like those of the famous talking horse, Mister Ed

Feed me a carrot
I am asking for almost hopper-feeds for my deed of working with bamboo trees

Booty shake With a snake
I'm doing the booty shake while being filmed with a snake close by for additional stunning effect

Ninety five percent of me is fake
95% of me is made up of artificial body parts

Twerkin' so hard it caused a massive earthquake
I am shaking and moving my big booty in such hard and uncontrolled ways that it's causing an imagined massive earthquake effect

Now I'm rappin' so fast think my tongue's about to break
I am now rapping at such high speed that my tongue might break

Later in the video I am gonna dance for Drake
In the later part of the music video, I will be seen dancing for Drake

Basically I am a stripper who also knows how to rapp But my lyrics are real bad, they're complete and utter crap I'm dumb duh duh dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
I am nothing more than a stripper who also knows how to rap, but my lyrics are terrible and nonsensical that only shows my idiocy

A turntable with fruit A big speaker and skull This video is things that don't make any sense And butts
Some of the objects being shown in the video include a turntable with fruit, a prominent skull on top of large glass bottle and others that do not make any sense whatsoever, and the offering of big butts, of course

You ripped off (Damn!) "Baby Got Back" (Damn!) I'm pissed off (Damn!) Turned it to trash (Damn!) Give me some (Damn!) Of all that cash (Damn!)
You copied my song 'Baby Got Back,' you turned it into trash and I also demand compensation for that!

Ha ha, bitch please [farts] Talk to the ass
I don't care about your opinion so why don't you talk to the gas being passed out of the anus' side!

For some reason there's a gym out in the jungle Where I lift these tiny weights to work out my fake muscles
I'm in a gym placed out in the jungle for no real reason and I am seen lifting relatively small weights to make my artificial muscles look more natural

I pump real hard but there's not sweat on my complexion Cause I numb all my sweat glands with these Botox injections
I may be working out hard, but the surgeries I have had to remove any sweat make it so that my complexion is dry and there are no obvious signs of sweating

Then I slam my crotch Into the floor Rap about sex non-stop Act like a whore Waste of talent I got Writing lyrics that will turn Your brain to rot I am a dumb shit
I repeatedly hit my crotch on the floor while rapping non-sensibly about sex, making it evident of my wasteful talent and dumb writing abilities that can rot the brain of anyone listening to them.

Kitchen scene Whipping cream Squirt the whole can out on my tit skin My super slutty act is wearing real thin In about seven years I'm gonna look like Lil Kim Rapping so damn fast to hide the fact that I am dim
I'm shown in a kitchen, squirting out the whole container of whipping cream on the top of my breasts; this cringey act of being ultra-slutty is becoming stale and unimpressive, and given about seven years, I'll eventually come to look similar to Lil Kim. Furthermore, my rapid-fire raps are essentially to cover the fact that I lack intelligence

So plastic when I die throw me in recycling Drake sitting in a chair now I'm gonna dance for him I'm dumb duh duh dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
I am largely made of plastic which makes me more suited for the recycling bin. Drake will now be shown sitting on a chair, and I'll start dancing for him once more. Oh, and I'm really, really dumb

I don't want a lap dance Your butt is too damn fat!
I don't want you to give me a lap dance as it's uncomfortable which is largely due to the large size of your butt

You're gonna eat this ass!
You'll certainly love this particular butt

I can't! No I need air! Stop Grrrffmm urvvmmem meh furrhhh
No, wait, I can't do it. I need to breathe. Hmph grumble mumble, I'm not sure what exactly I'm saying

What are you saying Drake?
Can you clarify for me what are you trying to say Drake?

I'm trying to warn you Nicki behind you there's a snake
I am trying to caution you, as there is a snake behind you which requires your immediate attention

Oh my gosh! (Damn!) Look at that snake! (Damn!)
I'm surprised by the snake behind me as it turns out even more dangerous

That's right bitch (Damn!) He hasn't ate! (Damn!) And he loves (Damn!) Juicy butt steak (Damn!) Anaconda (Damn!) Eat that fake skank
The snake behind her is about to eat an imaginary steak made out of her large and fake rear end that is on display for everyone, which is gory and unsettling.

My anaconda ate Nick's buns and now this dumb song's done!
The snake has eaten Nikki Minaj's butt, thus ending this nonsensical song now and forevermore