Applause Parody
Bart Baker Lyrics

Remember when I used to not totally suck?
I was better before, but now I'm not as good as I used to be.

My songs and videos were not pretentious and fucked up.
In the past, my songs and videos were not so excessive.

But then I lost my damn mind, now I am in a bird cage.
I went crazy and now I am trapped.

I've gone completely mad, I'm totally batshit insane.
I've become exceptionally crazy.

I combined art and pop and made a flop,
I tried to merge art and pop, but it didn't work.

Don't let your children watch this,
This is not suitable for young viewers.

it will scare the poor things shitless.
It could cause them to become extremely frightened.

I need attention constantly,
I have an insatiable desire for attention.

Same with me!
I feel the same way as Lady Gaga (Miley Cyrus).

And me!
I feel the same way as Lady Gaga (Amanda Bynes).

And me, swag! [Spits on ground]
I feel the same way as Lady Gaga (Justin Bieber).

I've covered myself in blood,
I painted myself with blood.

I've worn a meat dress,
I wore a dress made of meat.

I've even convinced the world I had a penis.
I made people believe I had male genitals.

My whole career is built on horrible gimmicks,
My success is due to tasteless tricks.

Instead of focusing on making good music.
Instead of concentrating on producing quality music.

All the stuff I do is for the fame,
I do everything for notoriety.

like making a whole CD exploiting the gays.
Such as creating an album for the purpose of using the LGBTQ+ community.

I think I’m god’s gift to the human race
I have a god-like opinion of myself.

Now watch me smear random shit all over my face
Watch me apply excrement randomly on my face.

I try way too hard to be seen as artistic
I put in too much effort to appear as if I am artistic.

But it just makes me seem like a pathetic narcissist
Unfortunately, it makes me appear like a self-obsessed loser.

One second I’m a woman suddenly I am a swan
Within a blink of an eye, I change from being female to a swan.

You have no freakin’ idea how many drugs I am on
You are not aware of the amount of drugs that I consume.

I am the definition of egotistic
I am the embodiment of excessive self-love.

She’s right I just looked it up and it shows her pic
She is right; I just checked, and her picture is next to the definition.

I’m so conceited and smug I eat my own shit
I am so self-important and arrogant that I consume my feces.

Then I wash it down with a glass of Gaga piss
Afterward, I drink Gaga's urine.

Everyone clap for me
Everyone should applaud me.

Yes, that is it!
That is exactly what I want to happen!

Now you’re all under my spell I am a fame witch!
I have induced all of you to become entranced, and I'm a witch who ensnares people with popularity.

Gaga you’re amazing, a true genius.
Lady Gaga, you are incredible, and a genuine artistic talent.

And nothing shocking you do is dumb and pointless.
Nothing you do that is provocative is irrelevant or without a purpose.

Yes, it’s working.
Yes, my plan is achieving success.

I’m transforming, into a true fame monster!
I'm becoming a real monster of fame!

Soon I will rule all the earth.
Eventually, I will be in control of everything in the world.

Hey look, isn’t that Madonna?
Hey, isn't that Madonna over there?

Gaga is just a fraud, hold your applause.
Lady Gaga is a phony, don't clap for her.

She is just trying to be the new version of me, clearly.
She is plainly trying to replace me by emulating what I did.

I was the first attention whore.
I was the first person to seek attention excessively.

Now it’s time to end this war!
It's now time to conclude this conflict!

Look at my magical jugs they’ll see you free.
Observe my enchanted vessels, and they will liberate you.

Stop giving Gaga your love.
Stop giving Lady Gaga your adoration.

Save it for me.
Keep your admiration for me.

Don’t listen to Madonna! Keep on clapping.
Do not be swayed by Madonna! Continue to applaud me!

Actually, we’ve had enough, you’re getting boring.
In reality, we're no longer interested, and you're becoming tedious.

The whole world’s sick of you, check this headline.
The entire world is done with you; take a look at this evidence.

Your last tweet was retweeted only 4 times.
Your most recent tweet was retweeted merely four instances.

Sorry Gaga, you’re through.
I'm sorry, Lady Gaga; you're finished.

No this can’t be!
This cannot be happening!

Please, I am begging all you, do not ignore me!
I implore you all to not overlook me!

Oh no, what’s happening?
Oh no, what's transpiring?