Blurred Lines Parody
Bart Baker Lyrics

This song totally sucks
This song and video are of very poor quality.

Hey hey hey
An exclamation to get someone's attention.

Come over here if you want to get raped
The singer is a creepy, desperate man making unwanted advances on someone.

By a Creepy wannabe Timberlake
The artist compares himself unfavorably to Justin Timberlake, and suggests he is creepy.

Maybe I’m going deaf (Hey hey hey)
The artist is incapable of properly engaging with reality.

Or maybe, I’m just high (Hey hey hey)
The singer may be under the influence of drugs.

But no means yes in my mind (Hey hey hey)
The singer views rejection as consent.

This song and video will make you wanna take a knife that is really dull and shove it in your trachea
The song and video are deeply unpleasant and may inspire violent reactions.

So overhyped it’s absurd (Hey hey hey)
The artist believes the song is receiving far too much attention, especially considering its quality.

Makes me seem like a huge perv (Hey hey hey)
The song reflects poorly on the artist's character.

“Because you are a huge perv!” (Hey hey hey)
The singer's own words (and behavior) betray him.

And now it’s time for stupid hashtags
The artist is mocking the song's attempts to use social media to create buzz.

Than say my last name it’s extremely lame.
The singer's name is not worth chanting.

Here’s what they should say
The singer suggests an alternative to his name being chanted.

I’m a douchebag who thinks he’s so smooth
The singer is superficial and over-confident.

Everyone’s dancing except me I’m way too cool.
The artist pretends to be above the simple pleasure of dancing and having fun.

I’m going blind that’s my excuse when
The artist is willing to lie to avoid responsibility for his misdeeds.

I am accused of molesting women
The singer has been accused of sexual assault.

Cause I’m a scumbag
The singer acknowledges his own reprehensible behavior.

Who wrote this concept?
The artist questions the origin of the song's artistic approach.

Nothing happening makes any damn sense.
The artist finds the song's content to be nonsensical.

There’s a car on your butt.
The artist points out a meaningless element in the video.

Now let’s watch T.I. dance, like a dirty old man who just shit in his pants.
The singer is mocking the appearance and behavior of a featured artist in the song.

I really want to fuck this goat.
The artist makes a disturbing and inappropriate comment.

Now here’s a crappy (Hey hey hey)
The singer is prefacing a joke.

Attempt at funny (Hey hey hey)
The singer is attempting to make a joke.

What rhymes with funny?
The singer is asking a rhetorical question.

A lot of stuff idiot!
The artist is insulting the listener while simultaneously answering the rhetorical question he himself posed.

What the hell’s wrong with this blonde girl.
The artist is questioning the behavior of a woman in the video.

Humping a stuffed dog?
The singer is commenting on the questionable content of the video.

Could this video get any more wrong?
The singer is pointing out the apparent lack of quality control in the video's production.

Hey come here girl.
The artist is making unwanted advances on someone.

I have a big D.
The artist is bragging about his own anatomy.

If a guy has to say that it means it’s small and diseased.
The artist implies that bragging about one's anatomy is a sign of insecurity and likely indicates that he is not well-endowed.

You just got your ass served.
The singer is claiming victory over someone.

Somebody please tell me
The artist is confused.

What the hell am I doing with this vid I mean
The singer is questioning the purpose and quality of the video.

Went from rapping on tracks about the streets
The singer suggests that he used to be more authentic and grounded in his music.

To brushing white chicks’ hair like a total creep
The singer suggests that he has sold out and is now making bad music with distasteful videos.

And what the hell’s with Pharrell’s outfit?
The artist is mocking an artist in the video for his unusual sartorial choice.

He look like he from outer space in this silver shit.
The artist criticizes Pharrell's look for being too eccentric.

This video’s wack and this song’s overplayed.
The singer is expressing his dislike for the song, the video, and their ubiquity.

Come on dude, stop hashtagging your name!
The singer is mocking the song's use of hashtags for promotion.

Robin you asshole
The artist addresses Robin Thicke in a hostile manner.

I’m preggo with your baby
The artist suggests she is pregnant with Thicke's child.

Even though I said no
The artist implies that she previously refused Thicke's advances.

You knocked me up anyway
The singer suggests that Thicke acted recklessly and without her consent.

But the lines were blurred (Hey hey hey)
The artist suggests that the situation was unclear or ambiguous, and therefore open to interpretation.

They totally weren’t (Hey hey hey)
The singer denies that the situation was unclear, and insists that Thicke acted improperly.

You’re just a bastard! (Hey hey hey)
The singer disparages Thicke with an insult.

Ok, that’s enough, Everyone freeze
The singer is abruptly ending the song and instructing others to stop what they are doing.

Who the hell is this shmuck?
The artist is disparaging the identity and character of an unknown person.

I’m a hashtag cop
The artist assumes the role of an authority figure responsible for regulating social media behavior.

This hashtag abuse is against the law
The singer is declaring that improper use of a hashtag violates the law.

I’m not kidding
The singer is insisting that he is serious.

Someone turn that shit off
The artist is demanding that the song be stopped.

I am warning you
The artist is issuing a threat.

Stop or I will shoot
The artist is threatening violence in response to continued disobedience.

Pharrell hands up!
The singer is commanding one of the video's performers to raise his hands.

What the hell did I do?
The performer is confused and defensive.

You’re under arrest.
The singer is asserting his authority over the performer.

For what?
The performer is questioning the validity of the arrest.

For soliciting goat sex.
The singer is accusing the performer of illegal and deviant behavior.

Put your hands behind your head!
The artist is giving a physical command.

Thicke, you are dead!
The artist is threatening someone.

Who the fuck is this dude?
The singer is addressing an unknown person.

This is my daughter.
The unknown man is introducing his daughter to the singer.

You got her preggers!
The artist accuses the man of impregnating his daughter.

Time to meet my fist jerk!
The artist is threatening physical violence.

What the hell!
The artist is expressing outraged surprise.

Paybacks a bitch.
The singer believes in retribution.