Boyfriend Parody
Bart Baker Lyrics


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[Justin] If I was a black man you would be my hoe
Or maybe an Asian so we can eat egg rolls
I can be a Mexican and dress like a Cholo
But I’m just a white Canadian that looks like a lesbo

[Justin] Saying swag is cool
Now I’ll make a wish on these magic golden shoes
A gypsy sold them to me said they make wishes come true
Say hello to a negro in 3, 2 DAMN

[Justin] I want to be everything I’m not
That’s why I say swag a lot

[Justin] I wish I was a black man
So these big shoes would fit
Or maybe an Asian to explain my baby dick
I can be a Mexican, Selena told me so
But I’m just a white Canadian that looks like a lesbo
And it really blows

[Justin] Hey what’s going on guys, can I hang with you?
Being a minority that’s all I wanna do
I like to say swag, I heard you guys do too.

[Asian] Why the fuck your whispering
Get the hell out of her dude

Justin! Justin! I need to talk to Justin!

[Justin] What’s the deal doc, I was hangin’ with my new friends.

[Doc] I ran some tests, it turns out that your a girl man.

[Justin] But I’m with Selena, does that make me a lesbian?

[Doc] Exactly.

[Justin] That explains why I can’t find my cock!
It was just small I thought.

[Justin] Turns out I’m your girlfriend.
Because I’m not a bro.
That’s why we never had sex.
I got nothing below.
I’m actually a lesbian.
The doctor told me so.

[Justin] So if you wanna scissor, girl just let me know.
I’ll scissor you for sure.

[Justin] Now that I know that I am really a girl, don’t wanna be a different race no more just a lesbian.

[Selena] Wait! I need to come clean. There’s something about me that you don’t know.

I am not a Lady, I didn’t wanna say.
They would of kicked me off of Wizards of Waverly

[Justin] If your actually a man, does that mean I’m straight?
This is so damn confusing.
I thought that I was gay.
Can we scissor any way.





[Selena] Okay.

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Bart Baker's song Boyfriend Parody satirize and mock the pop culture phenomena of celebrities trying to be something they're not - in this case, Justin Bieber mocking himself for trying to sound "hood" and adopting catchphrases like "swag" to seem cool. Throughout the song, Bieber wishes he were a person of color, bemoaning his whiteness, complaining about his dick size, and trying to ingratiate himself with people from different backgrounds. He pretends to be something he's not until a doctor tells him he's a girl, and then he decides being a lesbian is the way to go.


The song's lyrics are full of irreverent humor and controversial topics, from racial stereotyping to gender identity to sexual orientation. The song uses humor to mock the absurdity of these situations, but it also highlights the real social issues behind them. The lyrics also play with the idea of identity, showing how people often try to change who they are to fit in with others or to seem more desirable. Ultimately, the song takes a critical look at the culture of celebrity and the pressure to be someone else in order to succeed.


Line by Line Meaning

If I was a black man you would be my hoe
Expressing a desire to adopt a particular race in order to exert control over another person


Or maybe an Asian so we can eat egg rolls
Considering adopting another race so that he can enjoy a certain type of food with them


I can be a Mexican and dress like a Cholo
Thinking about adopting another race in a way that caricaturizes them as a stereotype


But I’m just a white Canadian that looks like a lesbo
Acknowledging his own appearance and the way it might influence the way he is perceived by others


Saying swag is cool
Asserting that adopting a particular catchphrase or culture is seen as desirable


Now I’ll make a wish on these magic golden shoes
Going to extreme lengths and buying magical objects to try and embody a certain culture or style


A gypsy sold them to me said they make wishes come true
Believing in traditional stereotypes and adopting objects and practices based on that belief


Say hello to a negro in 3, 2 DAMN
Showing an eagerness to interact with people from other ethnic groups but also being racially insensitive and potentially offensive


I want to be everything I’m not
Expressing a deep-seated dissatisfaction with his own identity and a desire to be someone else entirely


That’s why I say swag a lot
Using language and mannerisms associated with a different culture to try and adopt it as his own


I wish I was a black man
Continuing to express a desire to be someone from a different race in order to adopt certain cultural signifiers


So these big shoes would fit
Believing that physically embodying another race is necessary in order to experience their culture


Or maybe an Asian to explain my baby dick
Ideating about taking on an Asian persona in order to address feelings of insecurity about his body


I can be a Mexican, Selena told me so
Referencing a well-known Mexican-American singer as a source of knowledge about Mexican culture


But I’m just a white Canadian that looks like a lesbo
Acknowledging that he will never be able to fully embody the cultures he desires to adopt


And it really blows
Feeling frustrated that he is not able to fully experience a culture he admires


Hey what’s going on guys, can I hang with you?
Approaching people from a different race and attempting to join in on their activities


Being a minority that’s all I wanna do
Expressing a desire to adopt the identity of a different race in order to take part in their culture


I like to say swag, I heard you guys do too.
Attempting to use language associated with another culture to fit in but potentially coming across as inauthentic or offensive


Why the fuck your whispering
Objecting to Justin's attempts to insert himself into their group


Get the hell out of her dude
Rejecting Justin's attempts to join their group and telling him to leave


What’s the deal doc, I was hangin’ with my new friends.
Asking for medical advice after undergoing a revelation about his identity


I ran some tests, it turns out that your a girl man.
Receiving medical confirmation that he is biologically female


But I’m with Selena, does that make me a lesbian?
Expressing confusion and concern about his sexuality in light of this new information


Exactly.
Confirming that, yes, being with Selena would indicate that he is a lesbian


That explains why I can’t find my cock!
Processing new information about his body and coming to a realization about why he has been unable to locate his penis


It was just small I thought.
Reflecting on previous assumptions he made about his body and coming to a new understanding based on medical information


Turns out I’m your girlfriend.
Revealing to Selena that he is biologically female and they have been in a relationship with a sexual dynamic that Justin may not have initially realized


Because I’m not a bro.
Connecting his biological sex to his identity and social role within a relationship


That’s why we never had sex.
Explaining that their relationship dynamic had prevented sex from happening


I got nothing below.
Referring to his biological sex as female and implying that he does not have male genitalia


I’m actually a lesbian.
Describing his sexual identity in light of his newly discovered biological sex


So if you wanna scissor, girl just let me know.
Proposing a sexual act that is commonly associated with lesbian sexuality as a way of attempting to explore and embrace his new identity


Now that I know that I am really a girl, don’t wanna be a different race no more just a lesbian.
Accepting his new identity as a biological female and indicating that his previous attempts to adopt other identities were a result of a dissatisfaction with his gender identity


Wait! I need to come clean. There’s something about me that you don’t know.
Admitting to a secret about herself that she has kept hidden from Justin


I am not a Lady, I didn’t wanna say.
Revealing that she is biologically male and has been concealing this fact from Justin


They would of kicked me off of Wizards of Waverly
Implying that revealing her biological sex would have been highly detrimental to her career


If your actually a man, does that mean I’m straight?
Expressing confusion over his sexuality in light of this new information about his partner's biological sex


This is so damn confusing.
Acknowledging the emotional and psychological complexities he is experiencing as a result of new information about his gender and sexuality


I thought that I was gay.
Reflecting on his previous beliefs about his sexual orientation


Can we scissor any way.
Attempting to initiate a sexual act that he believes is common among lesbians regardless of the biological sex of his partner




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marcinw

Uwielbiam czytać te "bulwersujące" komentarze 1
1-latek :D

Belle rêves

"Chcę być wszystkim, czym nie jestem"-Chyba najlepsze zdanie XD

Goblin

tylko takiej wersji Biebera mogę słuchać;) :P

Mixa

Poczuj ten fejm bo hejt :/

Nadia Kościelska

Pikne po prostu kocham to :,3

hyukiyah

Słuchaj ludu Polski ,
Parodie są żeby nas rozśmieszyć a jak lubisz jusa to nie szukasz jego parodia nie bo ja jak lubię Sel to nie oglądam parodi jej a 1D lubię ale te parodie tez fajne są i nie robie z tego wielkiego zamętu . A piosenki są do tego żeby je przerabiać i śpiewać na swój sposób tak jak robią to gwiazdy robią covery

Inka Popiel

Ostatni mądrzy ludzie wśród tych komentarzy-jednoczmy się!!!

Saredo

uwielbiam to :D

Kidrauhl♥

Jestem Belieber , ale ta parodia jest dobra ;) Wiem , że oni chcą tylko robić parodie a nie obrażać Justin'a .

KriStoFers89

Najlepsza piosenka Biebera bo bez niego :D naiwne 12 latki się ślinią a w życiu nawet go nie zobaczycie a jak nawet to on was nie zapamięta:)
On jest dla was całym życiem a w jego życiu nie zaistniejecie nawet na sec

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