Dark Horse Parody
Bart Baker Lyrics

I just broke up with an enormous douchebag
I ended my relationship with a terrible person

And now it is audition time for my next man
I am looking for a new romantic partner

But I Have one request, to be with with me Treat me shittely then cheat on me
I want someone to mistreat me and cheat on me

You were my darling flower
You were my beloved

You should go take a shower My finger might just be the only thing that can please Katy Perry
You need to clean yourself before we can be intimate

Take me back I brought you a gift Panties from the girl who lives next door
I am trying to make amends and brought you a gift of underwear from another woman

Are those Victoria’s Secret? I only wear Gucci, Prada or Dior... That is what you get, you cheap prick
I am insulted that you got me cheap underwear from Victoria's Secret and I only wear designer brands

This video’s offensive To Muslims and Egyptians
The content of this music video is offensive to Muslim and Egyptian people

Put my makeup back!
Give me back my makeup

Let’s lez out
Let's engage in a same-sex sexual encounter

Oh no, not again Miley
I am not interested in engaging in sexual activity with Miley Cyrus

That’s because you mouth raped me
I did not consent to kissing Miley Cyrus

I brought you, a jar of all my STD’s
I am giving you a gift of my sexually transmitted diseases

You’re sickening!
I am disgusted by you

If you want a date a cheater I could show you just how blurred my lines are
If you want to date someone who cheats, I am a good example

Get out here you old creeper Marry me again. I’m the worst by far
Leave us alone, Russell Brand, and I do not want to marry you again

I’m not interested, so sorry
I am not interested in pursuing a romantic relationship with you

Don’t zap us with your boobies
Don't use your breasts to distract or control us

I’m getting bored, this song needs
I am getting bored with this song and need something else

Someone who is black
Someone of African-American ethnicity

Guess that’s me, the name’s Juicy J I sold my ass out, for Katy Perry Dark Horse is, the name of this wack beat, but there Ain’t a single horse and the only dark thing is me Why the hell is this theme Egyptian? Katy, check your brain, I think it’s missing all these Blue guys and bitches with cat heads who wrote this were They trippin?
I am Juicy J and I am collaborating with Katy Perry, but I do not understand the Egyptian theme of this music video

I think that I was drugged Why else would I agree to do this? I used to be straight hood, but now I’m making pop garbage
I believe that I was drugged into agreeing to participate in this project, and I feel that my artistic integrity has been compromised

Every video I do this have to stand up above all the rest Time to use my enormous tits, to escape this horrible green screen set There is nobody, nobody That’s good enough for Katy So screw all you, peace out dudes
I feel that I have to constantly outdo myself in my music videos, so I am using my breasts to escape from the set of this video. I am also frustrated with the lack of suitable romantic partners for me

I don’t think so bitch!
I disagree with your previous statement