Scream and Shout Parody
Bart Baker Lyrics

Bring the cancer
Introducing the toxicity of the song and its influence on listeners' minds.

When you hear this in the club
The song is usually played in clubs to promote outrageous behavior.

You’re gonna free shit up
The song encourages listeners to act out and be wild.

You’re gonna puke up your guts
The song may cause one to feel sick or disgusted.

Because this song really sucks
The song is terrible and of low quality.

When I’m outside the club
The artist's location when not performing the song in a public place.

I’m flashin’ my muff
The artist is showing off her private anatomy in public.

Makin’ cameras blow up
She has attracted the attention of the paparazzi.

She’s the X-Factor judge
Referring to one of the reality show's judges.

Whose always drugged up!
Acting high or intoxicated when appearing on the show.

She always also looks drunk
The person always has the appearance of being drunk or intoxicated.

Hey Lance, Simon shut up
The artist wants the two judges to stop talking, but it's not clear why.

When I’m driving through the club
The artist is driving and making surprise stops at various clubs.

I’m doing hit and runs
The artist is deliberately colliding with other vehicles and not stopping to exchange information.

While I’m holding my son
The artist's child is in the car while the reckless driving is taking place.

Driving drunk is fun – AHHH!
Promoting the idea of drunk driving as an enjoyable activity.

I like to mix lyrics that are total shit
The artist's lyrics are of poor quality and lack substance.

With dance beats that are generic
The song's instrumental composition is unoriginal and unremarkable.

And then make futuristic videos
Creating music videos that try to depict a futuristic world.

That are tremendously boring and dull
Despite the vision of the future, the videos are uninteresting and unexciting.

I am a total douche that is better than you
The artist is arrogant and condescending.

That’s why I have this dumb hair-do
The artist's hairstyle is unconventional and silly.

And why I use way too much AUTO-TUNE
The artist relies heavily on pitch correction software to mask their poor singing ability.

You are now rockin’ with a douchebag and a crazy bitch
Introducing the performer and their companion.

Product placement.
Referring to the use of advertisements in the music video.

I’m a frog
The artist is likening themselves to an amphibian.

This song was written by my dog
Jokingly attributing the song's composition to a pet dog.

Why the hell do I dance like this?
The artist realizes their style of dancing is unusual and embarrassing.

I look like a drugged up puppet!
The artist's movements are jerky and uncoordinated, resembling that of a puppet.

You dance like a white dude.
Insulting the dancing ability of a white person.

My lyrics are so meaningless.
The artist's words have no significant purpose or message.

My music is so horrendous. (SOMEBODY KILL ME)
The artist acknowledges their music is terrible and thinks they deserve to die for making it.

It makes Soulja Boy seem legit
Compared to their own music, another artist's work suddenly appears more acceptable.

IT’s RUBBISH!
The song is terrible and has no redeeming qualities.

Technology gets me so hot.
The artist finds technological advancements exciting and appealing.

I just had sex with this robot.
Claiming to have had sexual intercourse with an engineered creation.

IT WAS ROBOT RAPE I SAID STOP STOP STOP!
Acknowledging the potential inappropriate nature of the comment.

Everybody can suck my cock.
The artist is egotistical and believes everyone desires them.

I am more important than god
Elevating oneself above religious figures or ideas.

And everybody should know that:
Asserting that their self-importance is widely recognized.

When I’m on lots of drugs.
The artist likes to consume drugs, potentially for recreational purposes.

I like to sound with tish.
The artist's speech becomes slurred or otherwise difficult to understand while under the influence.

That’s why I’m talking like this.
Explaining the aforementioned difficulty with speech.

You’re not British Bitch.
An insult aimed towards the audience that suggests not everyone can speak with a British accent.

I’m totally nuts.
The artist claims to be insane or irrational.

That’s why I married K-FED
The artist's decision to marry an infamous and often ridiculed personality.

I did a ton of Meth.
Revealing that the artist has taken a substantial amount of the drug methamphetamine.

And then I shaved my head.
Recalling a famous incident where the artist shaved all of their hair off.

I am the worst musician of this decade
The artist admits that their music is terrible and believes there is no one worse than them in their time period.

My source will give your eardrums AIDS.
Claiming that their music is so bad, it will harm those who listen to it.

I hit my head real hard when I was eight/here.
Detailing a past injury that may be used to explain their current behavior.

That’s why I dress like I’m from outer space.
The artist chooses outfits that are outlandish and unconventional.

The random crap I say:
Referencing the unintelligible or nonsensical nature of their lyrics.

Is this the world
Asking an existential question regarding the nature of the universe.

Boom boom pow
Using a phrase that has no real significance to fill space in the lyrics.

And Mazel tov
Including a phrase that is from another culture or language and has no real meaning in the context of the lyrics.

Somebody needs to make this garbage stop
The artist acknowledges their music is bad and suggests it should be discontinued.

You are now-now rockin’ with a douchebag and a crazy bitch.
Reintroducing the artist and their companion at the end of the song.