What Makes You Beautiful Parody
Bart Baker Lyrics
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I use a really expensive shampoo
We’re throwing rocks and acting tough
Even though we’re all wearing tons of makeup
[Harry] Our manager says we have to act straight
Even though we’re all gay
But secretly what we’re looking for is some dick
[Manager] Shut the hell up guys and get back in the closet
They can’t know oh oh
That you’re not hetero
[One D] Snorting bath salts and jumping in place
[Louis] Look at that hot guy I think we should eat his face
[Dude] Get away you pschyo’s I have some mase
[One D] Damn that blow oh oh’s
Bet that you taste beautiful
[Dude] No no! Get lost you drugged up homo’s!
[Zayn] We’re playing sports so we seem staight.
Our manager said that that’s a good way ah ah
[Manager] You need the gas for record sales
So you better keep kicking that ball all damn day
[Harry] Oh what’s the point
Everyone can see it
It’s obvious we like penis
[One D] We are five gay British boys skipping in the waves
All we want to do is watch Magic Mike all day
Let’s all get in the water and masturbate
[Niall] I’m gonna think about you
[Louis] I’m gonna think about you too
[Manager] God damn it guys stop being gay
99% of your fans are staright ladies
If they find out your queers our sales will go away
[Harry] Oh fine (ine) (ine) we’ll save it for another time
[Manager] There’s a girl go and act like straight guys.
[One D] Na na na na na na na na na na
[Manager] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
[Harry] Hey girl, I’m suppose to act like you get us off
But looking at you makes our pen!s go ever soft
Oh my gosh, I think I see David Hasselhoff
[David Hasselhoff] Hey, boys, it’s the Hoff
I’ve been on this beach since Baywatch and I have been watching you all this time
I gotta say that you’re all looking mighty fine
Why don’t we head back to my place and have some wine
[Harry] Ya, lets go that sounds so magical
[Manager] No, no, no, do not go over to his home.
[David Hasselhoff] Whoa whoa whoa these boys are mine they’re beautiful
The song "What Makes You Beautiful Parody" by Bart Baker is a satirical take on the song "What Makes You Beautiful" by One Direction. The parody is sung by the band members like One Direction, but with changed lyrics that make fun of their sexuality, their music, and the industry. The song begins with Liam singing about his “cute hair” and expensive shampoo, which is a dig at his perceived vanity. The band members are shown throwing rocks and acting tough despite wearing makeup. Harry points out that their manager wants them to act straight, but they are all gay. The band members are at the beach supposedly “hunting for chicks,” but the truth is they are looking for men, which they call “dick.”
The song is critical of the music industry and the pressure to act and look a certain way. The band members are shown snorting bath salts and jumping in place, which portrays their alleged drug abuse. They also joke about cannibalism when Louis says he wants to eat someone's face. The manager tells them that they need to act straight to sell records, ignoring their true identities. The band members mockingly sing about playing sports to seem straight, knowing that their manager claimed it’s a “good way” to do it. Towards the end, they are shown going back to their true selves without any shame or regret, even if it goes against their management's advice.
Line by Line Meaning
Check out my hair, isn’t it cute
I spent tons of money on my hair, which I think is adorable.
I use a really expensive shampoo
I use a high-end, costly shampoo to keep my hair looking its best.
We’re throwing rocks and acting tough
We're pretending to be cool by throwing rocks and putting on a facade of toughness.
Even though we’re all wearing tons of makeup
In reality, we're all wearing heavy makeup to look perfect on camera.
Our manager says we have to act straight
Our manager is pressuring us to feign heterosexuality, even though we're all gay.
Even though we’re all gay
Despite the fact that we're all homosexual, we are pretending to be straight in order to maintain public appearances.
We’re at the beach acting like we’re hunting for chicks
Although we're at the beach and it may appear that we're looking for women, we're actually looking for men.
But secretly what we’re looking for is some dick
Our true desire is to find male sexual partners on this beach.
Shut the hell up guys and get back in the closet
Stop being yourself and hide your homosexuality from the world.
They can’t know oh oh
It's important to pretend to be straight in order to maintain our public image.
That you’re not hetero
Our fans must believe that we are heterosexual in order for our sales to remain high.
Snorting bath salts and jumping in place
We're doing drugs and acting erratic in private.
Look at that hot guy I think we should eat his face
That man is attractive and we're considering attempting to seduce him, possibly through cannibalism.
Get away you psycho’s I have some mase
I am afraid and intend to defend myself with pepper spray.
Damn that blow oh oh’s
This drug is amazing.
Bet that you taste beautiful
The drug has made me become horny and suggested that other men possess a certain level of desirability.
No no! Get lost you drugged up homo’s!
I am frightened and want nothing to do with these drugged-up homosexual men.
We’re playing sports so we seem straight.
We are participating in sports activities to maintain the illusion of heterosexuality.
Our manager said that that’s a good way ah ah
Our manager suggests that partaking in sports activities will increase our record sales.
You need the gas for record sales
Our record sales depend on us acting heterosexual.
So you better keep kicking that ball all damn day
Therefore, we must continue to participate in sports activities even if we don't enjoy them.
Oh what’s the point
There's no use pretending any longer.
Everyone can see it
Our homosexuality is becoming increasingly obvious.
It’s obvious we like penis
We are attracted to men and everyone around us is starting to realize this.
We are five gay British boys skipping in the waves
We are openly homosexual and enjoying each other's company at the beach.
All we want to do is watch Magic Mike all day
We are attracted to male strippers and wish to watch them continuously.
Let’s all get in the water and masturbate
We are going to masturbate together in the water.
I’m gonna think about you
I will fantasize about other men while we masturbate together.
God damn it guys stop being gay
Our manager demands that we stop openly displaying our homosexuality.
99% of your fans are straight ladies
Our fans are composed predominantly of straight women.
If they find out your queers our sales will go away
If our fans discover that we're homosexual, they're likely to stop buying our music.
Oh fine (ine) (ine) we’ll save it for another time
We will put aside our homosexuality temporarily.
There’s a girl go and act like straight guys.
Pretend to be interested in this girl to maintain the illusion of heterosexuality.
Na na na na na na na na na na
We're ignoring the manager and continuing to be gay around each other.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
Our manager is thrilled that we've appeared to follow his guidance.
Hey girl, I’m suppose to act like you get us off
We pretend to be interested in women to maintain the illusion of heterosexuality.
But looking at you makes our pen!s go ever soft
We are not sexually attracted to women, and the sight of them actually turns us off.
Oh my gosh, I think I see David Hasselhoff
We are excited by the sighting of actor David Hasselhoff.
Hey, boys, it’s the Hoff
David Hasselhoff is addressing us in a friendly manner.
I’ve been on this beach since Baywatch and I have been watching you all this time
David Hasselhoff has been observing us on this beach since his days on the television show Baywatch.
I gotta say that you’re all looking mighty fine
David Hasselhoff is commenting on our appearances in a complimentary manner.
Why don’t we head back to my place and have some wine
David Hasselhoff is inviting us back to his home to drink wine and socialize.
Ya, lets go that sounds so magical
We are excited by the prospect of spending time with David Hasselhoff.
No, no, no, do not go over to his home.
Our manager is cautioning us against going to David Hasselhoff's home.
Whoa whoa whoa these boys are mine they’re beautiful
David Hasselhoff is claiming us as his own and expressing his admiration for us.
Contributed by Savannah P. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
Savage Beast
"we are five British boys"
Niall: cries in irish
(Thanks so much for the likes💜)
bhavani jayant
Niall Horan is Irish?
Michael Collins
i also irish so i relate :(
WeTaughtEd
Correction, they said “we are five gay British boys”
joana isabel ୨୧
Feel sorry for Niall 😩😩
Mike Schram Jr.
I like women but my sis in law loves five British boys I'm going to guess 😆.. I m just fucking with everyone.. Great video guys. I think it's cool.. Made me and my wife smile and laugh
Maddie Healey
Love how this parody just sums up larry culture and is like 90% accurate.
The Prodigy
Sthu
paulo depola
No it doesn’t
i need a normal username so i dont scare my frds
@Kristina Škevin bc it's literal comedy gold 😭😭