Small Talk Stinks
Bauhaus Lyrics


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Small talk stinks
Small talk stinks
Small talk stinks
Small talk stinks
See the young man in his new gown
Talking up to his bouffant drag
He say he loves you with flowers
Something that he's never had
A sentence should be like a serpent
Quick with a sting in its tail
String me a line that has meaning and depth
There's no small talk with walky talkies
Small talk stinks

I said it stinks
Small talk stinks
Small talk stinks

You whisper sweet nothings chit-chat back-chat
There's no idle gossip in braille
Taking combs three times a day
Twice an hour
Identikit cute lips from wall to wall
Stand in line for the photo call
See the young man in his new gown
Talking up to his bouffant drag
Small talk stinks
Small talk stinks




Small talk stinks
Small talk stinks

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Bauhaus' "Small Talk Stinks" are a commentary on the emptiness of social conventions and the superficial nature of communication. The song explores the idea that small talk serves no real purpose and only serves to create a facade of friendliness and familiarity. The message is supported by the repetition of the phrase "small talk stinks", which emphasizes the idea that this type of communication is worthless and unpleasant.


The song focuses on a young man who is trying to impress someone by using flowers to express his love, despite never having had the experience before. This situation is presented as an example of the emptiness of social conventions - the young man is performing an expected gesture rather than expressing genuine emotions. The sentiment is emphasized by the line, "string me a line that has meaning and depth" which calls for genuine communication rather than meaningless small talk. The song also touches on the idea that physical appearance is more important than words, as the young man is described as wearing a new gown and bouffant drag while engaging in empty conversation.


Overall, the lyrics of "Small Talk Stinks" are a criticism of societal norms and the hollow communication that often takes place within them. The song paints a picture of a society where appearance and social conventions are prioritized over genuine connections between people.


Line by Line Meaning

Small talk stinks
Idle chatter is unpleasant


Small talk stinks
Again emphasizing the unpleasantness of small talk


Small talk stinks
Once more for good measure: small talk is undesirable


Small talk stinks
Repeating the phrase to really drive it home


See the young man in his new gown
Observing a man in fancy clothing


Talking up to his bouffant drag
Putting on an affected, exaggerated voice


He say he loves you with flowers
This man claims to love with grand gestures


Something that he's never had
Implying that this man has never actually experienced love


A sentence should be like a serpent
A good sentence is sharp and to the point


Quick with a sting in its tail
It should have a biting or impactful final word


String me a line that has meaning and depth
Requesting thoughtful, substantive conversation


There's no small talk with walky talkies
Walkie talkies are efficient and avoid pointless chat


Small talk stinks
Reiterating the initial sentiment


I said it stinks
Affirming the negative feeling toward small talk


Small talk stinks
Emphasizing the aversion once more


You whisper sweet nothings chit-chat back-chat
Calling out meaningless, insincere talk


There's no idle gossip in braille
Sarcasm indicating that trivial talk is pointless, even for those who can't see


Taking combs three times a day
Obsessing over trivial details


Twice an hour
Even more frequent than the previous line - an exaggeration


Identikit cute lips from wall to wall
Mocking homogenized, generic beauty standards


Stand in line for the photo call
Highlighting the superficiality of image capture


Small talk stinks
Concluding on the opening thought - that small talk is unpleasant


Small talk stinks
Repeating once more, as a final statement


Small talk stinks
Final confirmation of the idea that small talk is highly undesirable




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: DANIEL GASTON ASH, DAVID JAY, KEVIN HASKINS, PETER JOHN MURPHY

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