Gaston
Beauty and the Beast [Instrumental Edition] Lyrics

Who does she think she is, that girl has tangled with The wrong man! No one says no to Gaston
Gaston is furious that Belle has turned down his advances and believes that she is not aware of his power in the town, no one denies him anything.

Dismissed! Rejected, publicly humiliated Why, it's more than I can bear
Gaston has been rejected by Belle and he is taking it personally as if he has lost his reputation to the public.

More beer
Gaston tries to drink his disappointment away.

Who, you, never Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together
LeFou, Gaston's loyal follower, tries to reason with him and reminds him of his own greatness.

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston Looking so down in the dumps Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston Even when taking your lumps
The other villagers are in awe of Gaston and wish to be like him, even in hard times.

No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston For there's no man in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Gaston is convinced that he is the strongest and best man in town, and believes that everyone else agrees with him.

No one's been like Gaston A kingpin like Gaston No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating My, what a guy, that Gaston
Gaston brags about his physical attributes, thinking of himself as the epitome of manliness.

Give five hurrahs Give twelve hip-hips Gaston is the best And the rest is all drips
The villagers celebrate Gaston's awesomeness and mock those who do not support him.

No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston For there's no one as burly and brawny As you see I've got biceps to spare Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny That's right And every last inch of me's covered with hair
Gaston believes that he is the toughest man in town, with brawn and muscle to spare.

No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston I'm especially good at expectorating (Ptooey) Ten points for Gaston!
Gaston is proud of his wit and ability to insult others, even knowing how to spit in a way that no one can match.

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Every morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge
Gaston explains that his size and strength come from his diet, which includes an enormous amount of eggs.

No one shoots like Gaston Makes those beauts like Gaston Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston I use antlers in all of my decorating Say it again Who's a man among men And then say it once more Who's the hero next door Who's a super success Don't you know? Can't you guess? Ask his fans and his five hangers-on There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down And his name's G-A-S-T G-a-s-t e G-a-s-t-o, oh Gaston
Gaston boasts of his various skills and interests, including his hunting and fashion sense, and concludes by asserting that he is the best man in town.