Neuwirth was born in Princeton, New Jersey, to Jewish American parents Lee Neuwirth (a mathematician and triathlete) and Sydney Anne.
Neuwirth started her showbiz career as a dancer. She has been featured in Broadway musicals such as Damn Yankees, Sweet Charity, and Chicago and is the winner of two Tony Awards. In 2002, she was featured in the romantic comedy How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. She also starred as actress Tabba Schwartzkopf in Oliver Stone's 1993 miniseries, Wild Palms, and appeared with Andie MacDowell and Gérard Depardieu in the movie Green Card. She also served as the voice actress for Annabelle in All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series.
Neuwirth's is known for her pale skin and her long legs.
In 2005, she co-starred in Law & Order: Trial by Jury, a spin-off of the long-running crime drama series Law & Order created by Dick Wolf; the show lasted only one season.
Just Around The Corner
Bebe Neuwirth Lyrics
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My daughter's getting married.
I can't believe it's true.
She doesn't ask her parents
before she says "I do".
And what about my husband?
Oblivious, naive.
these Ohioans won't leave.
But I can't let these latest problems
rob me of my bliss.
For when I'm scared of true disaster,
I remember this:
Death is just around the corner
waiting patiently to strike.
One unplanned electrocution
that's the kind of end
I can comprehend.
When I'm feeling uninspired
Or I need a little spree
I'm reborn knowing
death is just around the corner
coming after me.
(spoken) Get it? Coroner. Death is just around the... corner.
Death is just around the corner
Waiting high upon the hill
Someone buried in an avalanche (gasp)
that's the kind of gig
I can really dig.
Marriage often disappoints you.
Not each husband is a gem.
So I'll mourn
knowing death is just around the corner
coming after them.
If life's all plums
I'll muddle through some.
But when death comes
I hope it's gruesome. (hot-cha)
Some people die from public stoning,
faulty wiring, faulty zoning,
cherry pits they didn't know were there. (choking noise)
It could be by a jungle cat
Female Ancestor:
A slippery mat.
Male Ancestor:
A baseball bat.
Morticia:
Perhaps an unsuccessful love affair. (crying noise)
It could be on a speeding train,
It could be underwater.
It could be too much Novocain
or even by your daughter.
Female Ancestor:
Perhaps a bad mosquito bite.
Male Ancestor:
A title fight.
Female Ancestors:
Religious rite.
Morticia:
My darlings, it might even be tonight.
Death is just around the corner
no one's ever been immune.
Turning off a respirator
with a simple click
strenuously quick.
I can face a new tomorrow
if I make it past today.
I feel good saying
death is just around the corner
simply on its way.
Death is just around the corner
and you have to heed the call.
(Don't ask why)
For your death is just around the corner
(You and I)
Happy being both the mourned and mourner
(Say goodbye)
Because death is just around the corner
coming for us all.
In Bebe Neuwirth's song Just Around the Corner, Morticia is struggling with her daughter's decision to marry without consulting her parents. As guests from Ohio flood into their home, Morticia reflects on the inevitability of death and how it brings comfort in moments of uncertainty. As the song progresses, she lists various ways in which people can meet their demise - from choking on cherry pits to dying in a failed love affair. By the end of the song, Morticia has accepted death as an inevitability that must be faced with humor and a touch of morbid curiosity.
The lyrics of this song are particularly reflective of the macabre humor characteristic of the Addams Family. The theme of death and disaster is explored in a way that is both irreverent and thought-provoking. There is also a sense of deep affection that runs throughout the song, as Morticia muses on the various quirks and foibles of her family and marvels at the fact that they are all still alive. Although the song is meant to be humorous, it touches on some profound truths about the human condition and the inevitability of death.
Line by Line Meaning
My daughter's getting married.
My daughter is getting married.
I can't believe it's true.
I cannot believe it is true.
She doesn't ask her parents
before she says "I do".
She does not ask her parents' approval before she says "I do".
And what about my husband?
And what about my husband?
Oblivious, naive.
He is unaware and inexperienced.
This evening's getting serious:
these Ohioans won't leave.
This evening is getting serious because these Ohioans won't leave.
But I can't let these latest problems
rob me of my bliss.
But I cannot let these latest problems take away my happiness.
For when I'm scared of true disaster,
I remember this:
When I am scared of a real disaster, I remember this:
Death is just around the corner
waiting patiently to strike.
Death is always close by waiting patiently to strike.
One unplanned electrocution
that's the kind of end
I can comprehend.
One unexpected electrocution is an ending I can understand.
When I'm feeling uninspired
Or I need a little spree
I'm reborn knowing
death is just around the corner
coming after me.
When I am feeling uninspired or need to change things up, I remind myself that death is always near.
(spoken) Get it? Coroner. Death is just around the... corner.
Do you understand? Coroner. Death is just around the corner.
Death is just around the corner
Waiting high upon the hill
Someone buried in an avalanche (gasp)
that's the kind of gig
I can really dig.
Death is always present, looming high on the mountain. Being buried in an avalanche is an event that I can understand and relate to.
Marriage often disappoints you.
Not each husband is a gem.
Marriage can often be disappointing as not every husband is perfect.
So I'll mourn
knowing death is just around the corner
coming after them.
So I will mourn knowing that death will come for them eventually.
If life's all plums
I'll muddle through some.
If life is going well, I can handle a few obstacles.
But when death comes
I hope it's gruesome. (hot-cha)
But when death comes, I hope it is dramatic and exciting.
Some people die from public stoning,
faulty wiring, faulty zoning,
cherry pits they didn't know were there. (choking noise)
Some people die in peculiar ways such as public stoning, electrical accidents, zoning issues or from choking on unexpected things like cherry pits.
It could be by a jungle cat
It could be by a wild animal like a jungle cat.
Female Ancestor:
A slippery mat.
Male Ancestor:
A baseball bat.
A female ancestor suggests death by slipping on a mat while a male ancestor suggests death by a baseball bat.
Perhaps an unsuccessful love affair. (crying noise)
Perhaps death could come due to an unrequited love affair.
It could be on a speeding train,
It could be underwater.
It could be too much Novocain
or even by your daughter.
Death could come in a multitude of ways including a train accident, underwater mishap, medical malpractice or even by the hands of your own daughter.
Female Ancestor:
Perhaps a bad mosquito bite.
Male Ancestor:
A title fight.
Female Ancestors:
Religious rite.
Morticia:
My darlings, it might even be tonight.
A female ancestor suggests death due to a mosquito bite while a male ancestor suggests death due to a title fight. Other female ancestors suggest death as part of a religious rite. Morticia suggests death could arrive sooner than expected, even tonight.
Death is just around the corner
no one's ever been immune.
Death is always near and has affected everyone.
Turning off a respirator
with a simple click
strenuously quick.
Turning off a patient's respirator with a simple click can lead to a quick death.
I can face a new tomorrow
if I make it past today.
I can handle the future if I can survive today.
I feel good saying
death is just around the corner
simply on its way.
I feel better knowing that death is always near and approaching.
Death is just around the corner
and you have to heed the call.
(Don't ask why)
For your death is just around the corner
(You and I)
Happy being both the mourned and mourner
(Say goodbye)
Because death is just around the corner
coming for us all.
Death is unavoidable for all, so we must be prepared for when it arrives. We will both mourn and be mourned when the time comes. Death is always present and will eventually come for us all.
Contributed by Oliver M. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
@polkadots041
Morticia:
My daughter's getting married.
I can't believe it's true.
She doesn't ask her parents
before she says "I do".
And what about my husband?
Oblivious, naive.
This evening's getting serious:
these Ohioans won't leave.
But I can't let these latest problems
rob me of my bliss.
For when I'm scared of true disaster,
I remember this:
Death is just around the corner
waiting patiently to strike.
One unplanned electrocution
that's the kind of end
I can comprehend.
When I'm feeling uninspired
Or I need a little spree
I'm reborn knowing
death is just around the corner
coming after me.
(spoken) Get it? Coroner. Death is just around the... corner.
Death is just around the corner
Waiting high upon the hill
Someone buried in an avalanche (gasp)
that's the kind of gig
I can really dig.
Marriage often disappoints you.
Not each husband is a gem.
So I'll mourn
knowing death is just around the corner
coming after them.
If life's all plums
I'll muddle through some.
But when death comes
I hope it's gruesome. (hot-cha)
Some people die from public stoning,
faulty wiring, faulty zoning,
cherry pits they didn't know were there. (choking noise)
It could be by a jungle cat
Female Ancestor:
A slippery mat.
Male Ancestor:
A baseball bat.
Morticia:
Perhaps an unsuccessful love affair. (crying noise)
It could be on a speeding train,
It could be underwater.
It could be too much Novocain
or even by your daughter.
Female Ancestor:
Perhaps a bad mosquito bite.
Male Ancestor:
A title fight.
Female Ancestors:
Religious rite.
Morticia:
My darlings, it might even be tonight.
Death is just around the corner
no one's ever been immune.
Turning off a respirator
with a simple click
strenuously quick.
I can face a new tomorrow
if I make it past today.
I feel good saying
death is just around the corner
simply on its way.
Death is just around the corner
and you have to heed the call.
(Don't ask why)
For your death is just around the corner
(You and I)
Happy being both the mourned and mourner
(Say goodbye)
Because death is just around the corner
coming for us all.
[Thanks to Ryn for lyrics]
[Thanks to William Craig for corrections]
@MooddieMaddie
It upsets me that most people don't get the pun with, "Someone buried in an avalanche, that's the kind of gig I can really dig."
@MooddieMaddie
It's such a good pun, the world needs to knooowwww
@tmyers951
oh no everyone gets it honey
@laurahall8038
sameeeeeeeeeeeeee
@carlosespca
I’m not from the usa, i want to know
@VKUT80
Ik I thought I was the only one who caught that
@princesacelestia6669
Me when the slightest inconvenience happens:
@sitirabihahmaisarahreni4278
me right now
@princesacelestia6669
@@sitirabihahmaisarahreni4278 who asked
@AnimeStoryHour
For those who don't understand the "Just around the corner" joke, it was "Just around Coroner" which is a person who confirms and certifies that someone is dead.