Bastard
Ben Folds Lyrics


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The old bastard left his ties and his suit
A brown box, mothballs and bowling shoes
And his opinion so you'd never have to choose
Pretty soon, you'll be an old bastard too
You get smaller as the world gets big
The more you know you know you don't know shit
"The whiz man" will never fit you like "the whiz kid" did
So why you gotta act like you know when you don't know?
It's okay if you don't know everything
So why you gotta act like you know when you don't know?
It's okay if you don't know everything

Close your eyes close your ears young man
You've seen and heard all an old man can
Spread the facts on the floor like a fan
Throw away the ones that make you feel bad

Kids today gettin' old too fast
They can't wait to grow up so they can kiss some ass
They get nostalgic about the last ten years
Before the last ten years have passed

So why you gotta act like you know when you don't know?
It's okay if you don't know everything
So why you gotta act like you know when you don't know?
It's okay if you don't know everything

Tears land on a hand on the chest
The old bastard had a paradigm arrest

He got smaller as the world got big
The more he knew he knew he didn't know shit
"The whiz man" never fit him like "the whiz kid" did

So why you gotta act like you know when you don't know?
It's okay if you don't know everything




So why you gotta act like you know when you don't know?
It's okay if you don't know everything

Overall Meaning

The song "Bastard" by Ben Folds is a poignant reflection on the passage of time and a warning to those who think they have everything figured out. The lyrics describe an old man who has passed away, leaving behind his possessions and his opinions. The singer warns the listener that they will one day become an "old bastard" themselves and that they should not act like they know everything when in reality they don't.


The lyrics "You get smaller as the world gets big, The more you know you know you don't know shit" illustrate the idea that as we get older we realize there is so much we don't know and that we become more humble as a result. The line "Spread the facts on the floor like a fan, Throw away the ones that make you feel bad" suggests that it's important to be discerning with the information we receive and to let go of negative or unhelpful beliefs. The chorus, which repeats the refrain "It's okay if you don't know everything" emphasizes the need to be comfortable with uncertainty and to avoid pretending to have all the answers.


Overall, "Bastard" is a poignant and insightful song that encourages listeners to be humble, open-minded, and discerning when it comes to knowledge and opinions.


Line by Line Meaning

The old bastard left his ties and his suit
The old man left behind his material possessions, including his nice clothes


A brown box, mothballs and bowling shoes
He left behind some mundane items like a box, mothballs, and old shoes


And his opinion so you'd never have to choose
He left behind his opinions, maybe in an attempt to guide those who come after him


Pretty soon, you'll be an old bastard too
The artist acknowledges that we all get older and leave things behind, just like the old man in the song did


You get smaller as the world gets big
As we live in the world, we realize how insignificant we are in comparison to the huge world around us


The more you know you know you don't know shit
As we learn more, we realize how much we still don't know and how little we truly understand


"The whiz man" will never fit you like "the whiz kid" did
As we grow older, we lose the energy and enthusiasm we had as kids, making it more difficult to be a "whiz" at things


So why you gotta act like you know when you don't know?
Why pretend to know things when you really don't?


It's okay if you don't know everything
It's okay to admit when you don't know something and to continue learning


Close your eyes close your ears young man
The artist advises shutting out the chaos of the world and focusing on oneself


You've seen and heard all an old man can
As someone who has lived for a long time, the old man has seen and heard many things in his lifetime


Spread the facts on the floor like a fan
Sort through facts and information, like fanning out a deck of cards


Throw away the ones that make you feel bad
Discard information that negatively impacts your mental health or well-being


Kids today gettin' old too fast
The singer observes a trend of young people growing up quickly and taking on adult responsibilities early


They can't wait to grow up so they can kiss some ass
Some young people are eager to grow up and impress others or gain power, even if it means sacrificing their own values


They get nostalgic about the last ten years
Some young people look back fondly on the recent past, even though they haven't had much time to form lasting memories


Before the last ten years have passed
Despite this nostalgia, they don't realize how quickly time is passing them by


Tears land on a hand on the chest
Someone is deeply emotional, crying and holding their chest in pain


The old bastard had a paradigm arrest
The old man had an epiphany or realization that completely shifted his worldview or belief system


He got smaller as the world got big
As the old man aged and gained new perspective, his place in the world seemed to shrink or become less significant


The more he knew he knew he didn't know shit
The old man learned that there was still so much he didn't understand, even after years of living


"The whiz man" never fit him like "the whiz kid" did
Even if the old man was once "a whiz kid," he couldn't recapture that kind of energy or passion in his later years


So why you gotta act like you know when you don't know?
The singer reiterates the importance of not pretending to know things you don't understand


It's okay if you don't know everything
It's always okay to admit that you still have things to learn




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Written by: BEN FOLDS

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@jorcktheoutcast8007

I'm 7 and I've been listening to Ben Folds Five for 15 years

@lucasgendron4947

Great parenting

@bstd__

Blair Beaumont wtf

@atravelerofbothtimespace4172

that is NOT true.

@mathewchubey7471

You can’t do math, so good parenting

@TeeterTuckin

Mathew Chubey It’s a joke so you’re obviously great at understanding sarcasm. Don’t even think about backtracking and saying “I was only pretending to be retarded.”

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@plambeth3698

The song that symbolizes my midlife angst. This 47 yr old bastard has been listening to Ben since the mid 90's. This and steely Dan are the artists I come back to when it's time for introspection coupled with great hooks

@KafinSulthan

Same right here. Nothing can top Folds' and the Dan's tunes as reminders of how foolish one can be, at least for me.

@geordiemack4143

The Dan and Ben rock big time! Love em too

@Zachajaws10

I’m 4 and I’ve been listening to Ben folds for 17 years

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