Claire's Ninth
Ben Folds / Nick Hornby Lyrics
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They're late, they come, so dumb
In two cars when they agreed one
And it's gone wrong on her birthday
So they go to Joe's for pizza and ice cream
They sit and stare and Claire just wants to be 9 and a half
Next year she'll tell them she only wants world peace
I wish you knew how this all got twisted
I wish you could see right inside us
'Cause all of this stuff, the best of us that we can't get out
What's the point of this
What's wrong with two birthdays
It's cool at school
Her friends, they all have two birthdays
Oh geez, he just asked the waitress out on a date on her birthday
But Claire, Claire baby
I wish you knew how this all got twisted
I wish you could see right inside us
'Cause all of this stuff, the best of us that we can't get to
Here's the check
They pay with two cards like they've never met
Goodbyes outside; it's cold in LA
Claire, Claire baby
I wish you knew how this all got twisted
I wish you could see right inside us
The best of us for most of us
Or what we were, you're all that's left
It used to be our birthday too
The song "Claire's Ninth" by Ben Folds and Nick Hornby tells the story of a young girl's birthday celebration with her divorced parents. Claire stands and waits at the school gate for her parents to pick her up, but they each arrive in separate cars, despite agreeing to come together. Claire's birthday plans are clearly not going as she imagined, and she becomes disheartened as they head to Joe's for pizza and ice cream. Despite her disappointment, Claire tries to remain optimistic and tells her parents that she only wants world peace for her next birthday.
The chorus of the song, "But Claire, Claire baby, I wish you knew how this all got twisted," speaks to the underlying tension and complexity of Claire's parents' relationship. The song hints at a larger issue between the two, and the split between them is apparent in their separate cars and payment with two separate cards. The song is a poignant commentary on the complexity of relationships and the difficulties faced by children whose parents are divorced.
Line by Line Meaning
So she stands and waits and waits at the school gate
Claire is waiting for her parents to pick her up from school
They're late, they come, so dumb
Her parents arrive in two separate cars, even though they agreed upon one car, and they're late
In two cars when they agreed one
Her parents did not stick to their original agreement and came in two cars instead of one
And it's gone wrong on her birthday
All of this happened on Claire's birthday, making things worse for her
So they go to Joe's for pizza and ice cream
Instead of celebrating her birthday, they decide to go to Joe's for pizza and ice cream
They sit and stare and Claire just wants to be 9 and a half
Claire feels disappointed and wishes she was older
Next year she'll tell them she only wants world peace
Claire is so disappointed that next year she will ask for something that she knows is impossible to get
But Claire, Claire baby
The singer addresses Claire with endearment as he wishes to express his point of view
I wish you knew how this all got twisted
The singer wishes that Claire knows why things went wrong
I wish you could see right inside us
The singer wishes Claire could understand their point of view
'Cause all of this stuff, the best of us that we can't get out
The best of them is not enough to change the situation
What's the point of this
The singer is questioning the whole situation and the purpose of it
What's wrong with two birthdays
The singer is questioning why Claire's parents couldn't give two birthdays to her
It's cool at school
Having two birthdays is considered cool among friends at school
Her friends, they all have two birthdays
Claire's friends have two birthdays, making her feel left out
Oh geez, he just asked the waitress out on a date on her birthday
One of Claire's parents embarrasses her by asking out the waitress on her birthday
Here's the check
They ask for the check at the end of the meal
They pay with two cards like they've never met
Her parents each pay their share of the bill with separate cards, making it feel like they've never met before
Goodbyes outside; it's cold in LA
The family says their goodbyes outside the restaurant and it's cold outside
The best of us for most of us
The singer is referring to the best of them as a group, but it's not enough for Claire
Or what we were, you're all that's left
The singer is saying that Claire is what they have left and they need to try harder to make her happy
It used to be our birthday too
The singer is reminiscing about the good times they had when they used to celebrate with Claire
Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: BEN FOLDS, BENJAMIN SCOTT FOLDS, NICHOLAS PETER JOHN HORNBY, NICK HORNBY
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