Army
Ben Folds Five Lyrics


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Well I thought about the army,
Dad said, son you're fuckin high.
And I thought, yeah there's a first for everything,
So I took my old man's advice.
Three sad semesters,
It was only fifteen grand.
Spent in bed I thought about the army,
I dropped out and joined a band instead.

Grew a mustache and a mullet,
Got a job at chic-fil-a.
Citing artistic differences the band broke up in May,
And in June reformed without me, and they got a different name.
I nuked another grandma's apple pie
And hung my head in shame.

Been thinking a lot today.
Been thinking a lot today.

Oh, I think I'll write a screenplay.
Oh, I think I'll take it to LA.
Oh, I think I'll get it done yesterday (aw shit).

In this time of introspection.
On the eve of my election,
I say to my reflection
God, please spare me more rejection.
Cause my peers they criticize me,
And my ex-wives all despise me.
Try to put it all behind me,
But my redneck past is nipping at my heels

I've been thinking a lot today.
I've been thinking a lot today.




I've been thinking a lot today.
I thought about the army

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Ben Folds's song Army describe the journey of a young man's progression through life as he deals with rejection and finds his place in the world. The singer of the song originally considers joining the army, but his father discourages him, telling him that he is "fucking high." Despite this, the singer goes on to spend three sad semesters in college before dropping out and joining a band, much to his father's disappointment.


The song's chorus sees the singer "thinking a lot today" as he attempts to find his place in the world. He then grows a mustache and mullet and gets a job at Chick-fil-A, but the band eventually breaks up, and they reform under a different name without him. Feeling lost and ashamed, he "nuked another grandma's apple pie" and hung his head in shame.


The song's final verse sees the singer contemplating his past and the rejection he has faced from his peers and ex-wives. He begs God to "spare him more rejection" as his "redneck past is nipping at his heels." The song ends with the refrain, "I've been thinking a lot today," as the singer continues to search for his place in the world.


Line by Line Meaning

Well I thought about the army,
I had a thought about joining the army


Dad said, son you're fuckin high.
My dad thought it was a crazy idea


And I thought, yeah there's a first for everything,
I thought it would be a new experience


So I took my old man's advice.
I listened to my dad and didn't join the army


Three sad semesters,
I had three unsuccessful semesters in college


It was only fifteen grand.
I wasted fifteen thousand dollars on school


Spent in bed I thought about the army,
I spent time in bed thinking about the army instead of studying


I dropped out and joined a band instead.
I left college and joined a band


Grew a mustache and a mullet,
I changed my look and grew a mustache and mullet


Got a job at chic-fil-a.
I got a job at Chick-fil-A


Citing artistic differences the band broke up in May,
The band broke up because we had artistic differences in May


And in June reformed without me, and they got a different name.
In June, the band got back together without me and changed their name


I nuked another grandma's apple pie
I ruined another person's grandma's apple pie


And hung my head in shame.
I felt bad and was ashamed of what I had done


Been thinking a lot today.
I have been deep in thought all day


Oh, I think I'll write a screenplay.
I am considering writing a screenplay


Oh, I think I'll take it to LA.
I plan to take the screenplay to Los Angeles


Oh, I think I'll get it done yesterday (aw shit).
I hope to finish the screenplay quickly (even though it's unlikely)


In this time of introspection.
I am currently reflecting on my life and my choices


On the eve of my election,
As I prepare to make important decisions


I say to my reflection
I am talking to myself


God, please spare me more rejection.
I don't want to face any more rejection or failure


Cause my peers they criticize me,
My peers judge and criticize me


And my ex-wives all despise me.
My ex-wives hate me


Try to put it all behind me,
I am trying to move on from the past


But my redneck past is nipping at my heels
My past as a redneck is still affecting me


I've been thinking a lot today.
My thoughts are consumed by these issues


I've been thinking a lot today.
I can't stop thinking about these problems


I've been thinking a lot today.
These issues are overwhelming my thoughts




Lyrics ยฉ Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: BEN FOLDS

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@nathanhulsey385

The fuzz on this bass is legendary.

@SkaterChick1972

OHHHHHH YEAH

@ramowas

more than makes up for not having a mainstay guitarist

@dr.a006

Two of my kids work at Chick-fil-A.
I shared this song with them๐Ÿ˜Š

@SorrowTV

The amount of people that can't spell Nirvanna The Band is infuriating.

@aidan6083

lol I've been seeing a ton of your reddit narrations and I just randomly came across this, what the fuck. I was thinking the same thing, it's in the title of the show ffs.

@keithmpire

In the original episodes it wasn't spelled with two N's. The other people are spelling it the correct way, son.

@juliantaranto4178

Lol its you

@Ilikebigboobies

I can spell it... I just used to not be able to pronounce it. One time I couldn't pronounce my R's and L's... I swear my first language shouldn't have been English because I speak it horribly! My fam says we have a bit of Irish and maybe even British in our family origin, I mean... I believe it because I'm the only one who has a strong accent, the accent sounds British too... but I was listening to british and Irish accents and they say words like garden and garage differently like me when I hear other people say it... it just feels right to say garage as (gare-idge)

@philvogel5705

abbi Sullivan turns a simple comment into an autobiography....

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