A Fine Romance
Benny Goodman Lyrics


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A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
A fine romance, you won't nestle
A fine romance, you won't wrestle
I might as well play bridge
With my old maid aunt
I haven't got a chance
This is a fine romance

A fine romance, my good fellow
You take romance, I'll take jello
You're calmer than the seals
In the arctic ocean
At least they flap their fins
To express emotion
A fine romance with no quarrels
With no insults and all morals
I've never mussed the crease
In your blue serge pants




I never get the chance
This is a fine romance

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Benny Goodman's "A Fine Romance" talk about a romance that is not quite what it should be. The singer describes a relationship that lacks passion and physical affection, and in which they feel rejected and cold. The opening line sets the tone for the song: "A fine romance, with no kisses." The singer acknowledges that they have tried to make things more passionate, but their efforts have been met with apathy by their partner: "We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes, but you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes."


In the second verse, the singer compares their partner's lack of emotion to the calmness of seals in the Arctic ocean. The lack of quarrels and insults is not necessarily a good thing, as it indicates that there is no emotional investment or connection. The final lines of the song, "I've never mussed the crease in your blue serge pants, I never get the chance," drive home the idea that this romance is lacking in physical intimacy and passion.


Overall, "A Fine Romance" is a song that explores the frustrations and disappointments of a relationship that is not living up to expectations. The lyrics paint a picture of a couple who are not on the same wavelength when it comes to love and romance, and who are struggling to find a way to connect.


Line by Line Meaning

A fine romance, with no kisses
Our romance is lacking the affectionate intimacy that I desire


A fine romance, my friend this is
Despite the lack of physical closeness, I still value this relationship


We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
We ought to be passionate and excited about one another


But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
Despite my desires, you are distant and unresponsive


A fine romance, you won't nestle
You refuse to cuddle, which is another sign of emotional distance


A fine romance, you won't wrestle
You also won't engage in playful physical contact, further emphasizing your lack of interest


I might as well play bridge
Our interactions are just as cold and impersonal as a card game


With my old maid aunt
In fact, I might even have more fun playing cards with a family member who has never experienced a romantic relationship


I haven't got a chance
It seems unlikely that our relationship will ever grow into something more affectionate


This is a fine romance
Our relationship is characterized by emotional distance and a lack of intimacy


A fine romance, my good fellow
I address you in a friendly manner despite my romantic frustrations


You take romance, I'll take jello
You seem uninterested in romantic love, and would rather have something sweet and fun like jello


You're calmer than the seals
You are emotionally detached and undisturbed, like the seals in the arctic ocean


In the arctic ocean
This comparison emphasizes the extreme emotional distance between us


At least they flap their fins
Even the seals show some form of emotional expression, which is more than I can say for you


To express emotion
The flapping fins are a way for the seals to display emotion, whereas you show none


A fine romance with no quarrels
Our relationship is devoid of arguments or fights, but that doesn't mean it's healthy


With no insults and all morals
We are not rude or disrespectful to one another, but we also lack the passion and excitement of a true romance


I've never mussed the crease
I have never been intimate enough with you to mess up the crease in your pants


In your blue serge pants
This detail emphasizes the lack of physical intimacy in our relationship


I never get the chance
Overall, our relationship lacks the spark and passion necessary for true romance


This is a fine romance
Once again, I emphasize the fact that our relationship is boring and devoid of the passion that makes romance truly 'fine'




Lyrics © Kanjian Music, BMG Rights Management, Universal Music Publishing Group, Reservoir Media Management, Inc.
Written by: Jerome Kern, Dorothy Fields

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