Eating You
Bernz Lyrics

Okay, now that were here, I can finally tell you guys,
Now that we're here, I can finally reveal my dark secret to all of you

What I brought you here for
The reason I brought you here

So, but first of all, cheers to Strange, toast, glass's up
First of all, let's toast and raise our glasses to Strange Music

Alright, alright this is how it went
Alright, alright, let me explain what happened

I saw her in the woods by herself I had a knife
I stumbled upon a woman in the woods, and I was armed with a knife

Perfect opportunity to take another life
It seemed like the perfect opportunity to commit murder

Unfortunately I'm fucking ya kids instead of your wife
But instead of killing her, I ended up engaging in inappropriate activities with your underage children

She was 18 so she could make her own decisions
I justified it by telling myself she was of legal age

Sacramento born so she knew I prolly visit
She was from Sacramento, so she likely knew that I often visited that area

What is it a blizzard? Nigga I'll cut her up with the scissors
If she tried to resist, I would have no problem dismembering her with a pair of scissors

Laid the skin out on the table able to stretch it
I laid out her skin on a table and realized I could stretch it

Picture a nigga bathing in blood and butt naked
Imagine a man bathing in a pool of blood, completely nude

I met her at the studio I put her my record
I met her at the studio and convinced her to listen to my music

Told her I'd give her an ass cap if she turned that ass backwards
I promised her a lucrative deal if she engaged in anal sex with me

I lifted up the black skirt, stuck a N9ne in her
I lifted up her skirt and penetrated her with a firearm

Pulled the trigger
I pulled the trigger and shot her

Now she gone and you eating her for dinner
Now she's dead, and you are unknowingly consuming her body

I never would have told yall
I would have never confessed this to all of you

But I love yall niggas
But I have affection for all of you

Told her my tour bunk was right above yall niggas
I told her that I had a spot right above all of you on the tour bus

She really wanted to see yall
She expressed a strong desire to meet all of you

But I met her first
But I met her first and claimed her as my own

She told me she had a ¡MAYDAY! CD in her purse
She revealed that she had a ¡MAYDAY! CD in her purse

I told her I was a Strange artist she didn't believe me
I informed her that I was a Strange Music artist, but she was skeptical

I was starin at the ¡MAYDAY! tattoo on her cleavage
I couldn't help but stare at the ¡MAYDAY! tattoo on her cleavage

She also had a Tech N9ne tat on her ass cheek vasoline
She had a Tech N9ne tattoo on her buttocks, covered in vaseline

She say she just got it done last week
She claimed she had gotten the tattoo done just a week ago

I said Techs to busy thats a long shot
I dismissed her claims, saying it's unlikely that Tech N9ne would be available

See he in the north pole fuckin a eskimo slut
I made up an outrageous story, saying Tech N9ne was in the North Pole having sexual encounters with an Eskimo woman

He said the pussy was cold and the rest was all cock?
According to my fabricated story, Tech N9ne claimed that the woman's vagina was cold and the rest of the experience involved oral sex

Felt like the pussy was dead kinda like a zombie
To enhance my story, I described the sexual encounter as being with a seemingly lifeless woman, similar to a zombie

I gave her some of that Humboldt cookie bomb weed
To further engage her, I offered her high-quality marijuana from Humboldt county

She was higher than the space needle
She became extremely intoxicated from the drugs and was in an altered state of mind

I keep that shit almost everyplace we go
I always carry drugs with me wherever we go

I statred cuttin up the arms and the legs
I began dismembering her, cutting off her arms and legs

And I had the bags in the passanger seat
I had bags containing the body parts in the passenger seat of my vehicle

And a blunt in the ashtray
I also had a marijuana blunt in the ashtray

Now Im drivin down the free way
Now I'm driving down the freeway

Paranoid, hella wired and I was drivin for 3 days
I was extremely paranoid and exhausted, having driven for three consecutive days

I almost dropped the body parts off at the truck stop
I almost made the mistake of disposing the body parts at a truck stop

Hella tired
I was extremely tired

Like for 2 hours I sucked cock
I engaged in oral sex for two hours

I couldn't focus, eyes hella blurry, I can't stop
My vision was blurred, and I was unable to concentrate

Goin back to Cali ain't an option get caught by the cops
Returning to California is not an option since I wouldn't want to be caught by the police

So I came to Kansas City just to talk to Trav
I came to Kansas City specifically to talk to Travis

Yall was on the next thing smokin now we eatin meat
You all left quickly, and now we are consuming human flesh

Im on the news, did you see me on the I.D. channel
I made it onto the news, did any of you see me on the Investigation Discovery channel?

They got a story about me called bloody candles
There's a news story about me called 'bloody candles'

They say I murdured hella people
According to the news, I have murdered numerous individuals

And ate the bodies up
And cannibalized the bodies

They had some 6 foot nigga play my body double FUCK
The news even had someone impersonate me as a body double, damn!

Ya man, I swear He even looked like you, I couldn't believe it
Yeah man, I swear, he even resembled you, it was unbelievable

Yo, yo whatd you put in this food man, this shit is fuckin awesome B
Hey, what did you put in this food, man? It tastes incredible

I swear to god man
I truly swear to God

We really glad to be sittin at the breakin bread with the mannible of lector
We're truly grateful to be here, breaking bread with the master of cannibalism

And this animal flesh just a stab at the best and we expect no less from the gesture?
And this meat, representing the pinnacle of our cannibalistic desires, it's exactly what we anticipated from this gathering

Alright, and I seen her at the show at the day act up at the fuck we I
Alright, and I spotted her at the concert during the day, acting wild and out of control

Morse Code tat with a flesh filled high and a pair of red socks No lie
She had a tattoo of Morse code, representing her affinity for flesh, and she wore red socks, I shit you not

This meal is fantastic, thanks for the invite Lynch
This meal is exquisite, thank you for inviting me, Lynch

Cheers to Strange, too right, The Snake and Bats the shit
Let's raise our glasses to Strange Music, acknowledging their greatness and the awesomeness of The Snake and Bats

Well Tech is fuckin the eskimos in the north pole
Well, Tech N9ne is supposedly engaging in sexual activities with Eskimo women in the North Pole

We bath saltin' in Miami where the whores snort blow
The rest of us are getting high on bath salts in Miami, while the prostitutes are snorting cocaine

We been all up on your cannibal shit, the cannibals twist
We've all been embracing your cannibalistic lifestyle, indulging in its twisted nature

And now we on some mannible shit, the mammals we gets
And now we've taken it a step further, engaging in even more gruesome actions, as the predatory mammals we are

We damage with the top of our fist an ice pick
We cause harm by using our fists and ice picks as weapons

Swing hard just to dammed the clique Strange Music
We strike with force in order to solidify the unity and power of Strange Music

Ay thats whats up, I need to ass filayed in this booth
That's what's up, I need to have my buttocks filleted in the recording booth

And this meat a little too tough Brotha Lyncha mighta been ? overcooked
And this meat is a bit too tough, perhaps Brother Lynch Hung overcooked it

But back to the matter at hand I leave you damaged with fam
But let's return to the main point, I will inflict harm upon your family

Which might cause concern
This might be of concern to you

But at the end of the day its bros' before hoes'
But ultimately, loyalty to my friends comes before relationships with women

They dont ever seem to learn right Bernz
They never seem to understand, right, Bernz?

Lets chew it, the girls came through it, got more then she bargained for
Let's discuss it openly, the girl willingly entered the situation and got more than she expected

She had a body that was so damn thick the bowels could rip apart your jaw
She had an extremely curvaceous body that could leave you speechless

Scars, hard, this broad playin backyard
She had visible scars on her body, indicating a turbulent past, and she engaged in adventurous sexual activities

So its a shame you chopped her up Lynch
It's unfortunate that you dismembered her, Lynch

But life is hard
But life can be difficult

And Im not her bodyguard
And I am not responsible for her safety

Goddamn this steak is charred
Damn, this steak is burned

Pass me the whisky please brotha
Please pass me the whiskey, brother

I need to ease the gods
I need to relax and calm myself down

But the demons clause
But the dark thoughts and desires still linger

I scratch beneath the stars
I indulge in my forbidden desires under the night sky

And give em another reason to up in needin sacrafeastin large?
And I provide them with another reason to engage in large-scale sacrificial feasts?

So we thank you Brotha Lynch Hung for this invitation
So we express our gratitude to Brotha Lynch Hung for inviting us

And we forgive you for the fan of ours you mutilated
And we forgive you for mutilating one of our fans

And on behalf of all of us in ¡MAYDAY! heres our statement
And on behalf of all of us in ¡MAYDAY!, here is our declaration

Were down to roll with you no matter what the situation
We are fully committed to supporting you regardless of the circumstances

So basically what I was tryin to tell you guys
So essentially, what I was trying to convey to all of you

I mean I wanna know am I crazy,
I mean, I want to know if I am insane

No no no
No, no, no

For for eating human meat?
For consuming human flesh?

Wait, Wait? You were eating human meat right now?
Wait, wait, you were actually eating human flesh just now?

Ya you guys ate human meat.
Yes, all of you ate human flesh

Tell me whatcha think
Tell me your thoughts

My stomach hurts
I feel pain in my stomach

HA HAHAHAHAHA Human Meat
HA HAHAHAHA, we just consumed human meat