Kick My Ass
Big & Rich Lyrics


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Well, I walked up to the bar,
I laid down my Platinum card,
Then I ordered 50 longnecks for my new friends
Well, the barmaid passed them out,
And before we chugged them down,
I held mine up and said, "Here's to us and them"
Well, this blonde slid up to me,
She said, "That was awful sweet!",
Then I saw her boyfriend, wide as he was tall
Well, he broke up our hug
With a six-foot-five-inch shove,
And I found myself slammed up against the wall.

Why does everybody want to kick my ass?
I'm just tryin' to have a little fun
For all the ones who can't
And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
And I drive my truck to fast
Why does everybody want to kick my ass?

Well, I've never been the type
To walk up and pick a fight--
I've always been the kind to get along
I throw parties all the time
And they're always on my dime,
We drink and dance and smoke until the dawn.
Well, my style of stress relief
Sometimes disturbs the peace,
The police show up to donuts in my yard
And while the Zeppelin's playin' loud,
They run off my party crowd
They cuff my wrists and throw me down so hard.

Why does everybody want to kick my ass?
I'm just tryin' to have a little fun
For all the ones who can't
And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
And I drive my truck to fast
Why does everybody want to kick my ass?

And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
And I drive my truck to fast
Why does everybody want
It seems like everybody wants
Why does everybody want to kick my ass?

Overall Meaning

"Kick My Ass" is a tongue-in-cheek song by American country music duo Big & Rich that explores the idea of how people who are just trying to have some fun and live their lives can sometimes face hostility from others who want to bring them down. The song is based around a series of anecdotes where the singer upsets people without meaning to, leading to them wanting to "kick his ass."


The song opens with the main character walking up to a bar and buying drinks for everyone, only to be confronted by a jealous boyfriend who shoves him against the wall. The lyrics then move on to describe how the singer likes to host parties and have a good time, but this often gets him in trouble with the police, who turn up to break up the festivities. The song ends with the singer wondering why everybody hates him and wants to "kick his ass."


Overall, the song is a humorous take on the idea of living life to the fullest and not worrying too much about the consequences. It conveys the message that sometimes, no matter how hard you try, some people will just never be happy with you.


Line by Line Meaning

Well, I walked up to the bar,
I approached the bar on foot.


I laid down my Platinum card,
I used my high status credit card to pay.


Then I ordered 50 longnecks for my new friends
I purchased 50 bottles of beer for strangers I just met.


Well, the barmaid passed them out,
The female bartender distributed the drinks.


And before we chugged them down,
Before we quickly drank them.


I held mine up and said, "Here's to us and them"
I raised my bottle and proposed a toast to our group and others.


Well, this blonde slid up to me,
A blonde woman approached me smoothly.


She said, "That was awful sweet!",
She complimented me for my kind gesture.


Then I saw her boyfriend, wide as he was tall
Then I noticed her partner, who was both large and strong.


Well, he broke up our hug
He separated us while we were embracing.


With a six-foot-five-inch shove,
He pushed me severely with his great height and strength.


And I found myself slammed up against the wall.
I collided against the wall with significant force.


Why does everybody want to kick my ass?
Why is everyone inclined to physically attack me?


I'm just tryin' to have a little fun
I'm merely attempting to enjoy myself.


For all the ones who can't
In honor of all those who aren't able to do so.


And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
And just because I kiss the most attractive ladies.


And I drive my truck too fast
And operate my vehicle beyond the permissible speed limit.


Why does everybody want to kick my ass?
Why is everyone inclined to physically attack me?


Well, I've never been the type
I've never been someone who would.


To walk up and pick a fight--
Intentionally start a quarrel.


I've always been the kind to get along
I've always been the type to establish harmonious relationships.


I throw parties all the time
I plan and host celebrations frequently.


And they're always on my dime,
And they are always funded by me.


We drink and dance and smoke until the dawn.
We consume alcohol, dance, and smoke until sunrise.


Well, my style of stress relief
My way to alleviate stress.


Sometimes disturbs the peace,
Occasionally interrupts the tranquility.


The police show up to donuts in my yard
The authorities arrive and eat doughnuts on my property.


And while the Zeppelin's playin' loud,
While Led Zeppelin's music is blaring loudly.


They run off my party crowd
They force my guests to leave abruptly.


They cuff my wrists and throw me down so hard.
They forcefully restrain me and cause me intense discomfort.


And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
And just because I kiss the most attractive ladies.


And I drive my truck too fast
And operate my vehicle beyond the permissible speed limit.


Why does everybody want
Why is everyone inclined


It seems like everybody wants
Frequently, it appears that everyone desires


Why does everybody want to kick my ass?
Why is everyone inclined to physically attack me?




Lyrics © RESERVOIR MEDIA MANAGEMENT INC
Written by: JOHN D. RICH, KENNY ALPHIN, BRIAN WAYNE

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Comments from YouTube:

@shariys1

What a great tune -- hysterical video -- the entire album is just amazing. I play it in my car all the time.

@comettamer

Absolutely hilarious video.

@frankiegrimaldo9933

I completely totally forgot about this song

@Dmanthepowerful

There’s no way this is a legitimate music video for that song lol

@bobbillings

mad props to the vertically challenged

@jennitalbot6785

I love the baby guitars.

@grapentine739

Those actors playing the midgets are the koolest guys in the western hemisphere

@tezcamcfakename4328

Bwahahaha omg Fred is dressed like John Rich XD

@phlupita

Wooow, what a cool song! Love it!

@gatortoob

He must be "Grumpy"

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