Egg Man
Big Bad Bosses Lyrics

I'm up at six, like the morning glory
I wake up early in the morning, just like the morning glory flower

Bakes breakfast out my inventory
I have so many ingredients stocked up that it's easy for me to whip up a breakfast dish

Get to the point, won't bore you with the story
I'll cut the unnecessary details and get straight to the main point

(Surprise) It's eggs!
I reveal that the breakfast I made is eggs

Gotta rule over all them zones
I am the boss and control over all the territories

Got the tones that's blowin' up phones
My music is so good that it's gaining popularity and ringing phones off the hook

But when I'm hungry You know I'm gonna jones for EGGS!
If I'm hungry, I'll crave eggs

Fettuccinni goes oval In the kitchen where the pros go
In the expert kitchen, even flat pasta like fettuccine can turn into an egg shape

I'd cook you somethin' 'pro bono' But all I know is eggs!
Although I'm a chef, my expertise is limited to cooking eggs and I cannot offer any other dishes for free

(I'm a chef, I roll hard)
As a chef, I have a tough and confident attitude

Huevos rancharos skadlfjaskdjflakdsf Servin' jalepenos Like pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa!
I rap nonsense words while mentioning serving huevos rancheros with jalapenos

I'm Dr. Eggman I'm not an egg, man Don't make me beg, man Won't make no gain I wrote the book, man On how to cook, man Alright now look, man I've got a name
I clarify that I am Dr. Eggman, not an actual egg, and that I am a renowned chef with a reputation

People call me Eggman 'cause of my shape Not Dr. Avacado or Dr. Grape I'm an ovoid man with an ovoid plan That's eggs!
My egg-like shape is why people address me as Eggman, and my specialty is preparing egg dishes

(Straight up on a grittle or a pan)
I can cook eggs on a grill or in a pan

People see me moustache Start to make me nauseous Fools like to step in Ask if I'm a walrus That's the wrong song What's the matter with you?
When people notice my mustache, it makes me uncomfortable. Some people mistake me for a walrus because of it, which is not related to the topic at hand

Screw it! I gotta 300 IQ!
I am intelligent and have a high IQ (intelligence quotient)

I gotta multiple genre plan I got 420 rings I'm like Australian Burger King 'Cause I put eggs on everything
I have a variety of music genres and a lot of currency (rings). As a cook, I am similar to Burger King in Australia, as I put eggs in all of my dishes

Back to business, back to me Green Hills I got that custard, they pay me in Queen Bills French Toast, take the day off With eggs! (Put 'em in your face!)
I'm back on track and in business in Green Hills. I receive custard as payment, and French toast should be enjoyed with eggs

I gotta lock on protein That's why my figure stays so lean Imma dominate the whole scene With eggs!
I focus on consuming a lot of protein, which keeps me in shape. Also, I am intending to take over the cooking business with eggs

Mess around and I throw down my gauntlet Round Champ Challenge Make your best omelet Provolone, asldkfja, or jaldsjfaskjdf I poach and I paste and I scramble and I fry!
I challenge others to make their best omelet and prove their cooking skills. I can bring creativity to any type of omelet, such as with provolone cheese or other undefined ingredients, and cook eggs in different ways such as poaching, pasting, scrambling, and frying

And I can fly did I mention that! I got machinary to crush you flat! But when I'm mean and I go full fat Free tat tat tat tat tat tat tat tat!
I mention that I can fly and also possess powerful machinery. If I get angry and eat too many eggs, I can become a threat

Swanky brass I'm Dr. Eggman I'm not an egg, man Don't make me beg, man Won't make no gain I wrote the book, man On how to cook, man Alright now look, man I've got a name It's Dr. Eggman It's Dr. Eggman It's Dr. Eggman It's just a name I'm Dr. Eggman I'm Dr. Eggman I'm Dr. Eggman That's just my name EGGA
The song ends with more affirmation that I am Dr. Eggman and not an actual egg. I reinforce that I have expertise as a cook and that my name is just that - a name. The song ends with a shoutout to eggs once again