A Fine Romance
Billie Holiday Lyrics


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A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We should be like
A couple of hot tomatoes
But you're as cold as
Yesterday's mashed potatoes

A fine romance, you won't nestle
A fine romance, you won't wrestle
I might as well play bridge
With my old maid aunt
I haven't got a chance
This is a fine romance

A fine romance, my good fellow
You take romance, I'll take Jell-O
You're calmer than the seals
In the Arctic ocean
At least they flap their fins
To express emotion

A fine romance with no quarrels
With no insults and all morals
I've never mussed the crease
In your blue serge pants




I never get the chance
This is a fine romance

Overall Meaning

In A Fine Romance, Billie Holiday sings about a relationship that lacks passion and intimacy. The first stanza compares the relationship to hot tomatoes, suggesting that it should have a fiery and exciting dynamic, but instead it lacks any romantic touch, including kisses. The comparison to mashed potatoes suggests that the relationship is stale and unappetizing.


In the second stanza, she expresses her dissatisfaction with the lack of physical intimacy, using the metaphor of wrestling to suggest a lack of passion in the relationship. She then goes on to say that she might as well play bridge with her old aunt, as there is no sensual connection. Finally, in the last stanza, Holiday criticizes her partner's lack of emotional expression, comparing him to calm seals in the Arctic Ocean, who do not express themselves with the same passion as other animals. The song ends with a sarcastic remark that the absence of quarrels and insults is the only positive aspect of this “fine romance”.


Line by Line Meaning

A fine romance, with no kisses
This is a relationship that lacks any sort of intimacy, romance or affectionate gestures.


A fine romance, my friend this is
This is a sarcastic tone used to emphasize that the relationship is not at all fine and that things aren't as they seem.


We should be like A couple of hot tomatoes But you're as cold as Yesterday's mashed potatoes
The singer believes that the two of them should be passionate and lively (like hot tomatoes), but their partner is dull and unresponsive (like mashed potatoes).


A fine romance, you won't nestle A fine romance, you won't wrestle I might as well play bridge With my old maid aunt I haven't got a chance This is a fine romance
The artist attempts to initiate some sort of physical contact with their partner, but it's met with resistance. They feel like they have a better chance of having fun with their old maiden aunt than with their partner.


A fine romance, my good fellow You take romance, I'll take Jell-O You're calmer than the seals In the Arctic ocean At least they flap their fins To express emotion
The artist is mocking their partner's lack of emotion and equating them with a cold animal, like the seals in the Arctic ocean. They basically say that the seals are better at expressing themselves than their partner.


A fine romance with no quarrels With no insults and all morals I've never mussed the crease In your blue serge pants I never get the chance This is a fine romance
The singer sarcastically emphasizes the fact that the relationship is free of any conflicts or passionate moments. They haven't even been intimate enough to leave any evidence of their presence on their partner's serged pants - which is not at all fine for them.




Lyrics © Kanjian Music, BMG Rights Management, Universal Music Publishing Group, Reservoir Media Management, Inc.
Written by: Jerome Kern, Dorothy Fields

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Alan Taylor

Sensational voice then a solo by Artie Shaw on clarinet.................beyond magnificent!!

Eylem Dal Solberg

Great voice!

Daniel Ingram

Lady Day always gives me goosebumps.

Stupid Hat

I cannot pick a favorite but I probably sing along with this more than any other of her songs ;-)

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Love this 🥰💕🥰

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I fucking love The Lady.

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You are Best . I love all my moments with you . 😇🥰

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Very Kool.

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