The evil Scotsman
Billy Connolly Lyrics


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If your looking for trouble,
Your in the right place,
Don't look at me like that, or i'll headbutt your face
i'm a mean motherfucker,
i was born that way,
and just because i wear a skirt don't think i'm fuckin' gay.

Cause i'm an evil scotsman,
and Jimmy is my name,
i'm a sheep shagger from Aberdeen,
and causing pain is my game.

Now if your a woman,
married or not,
al take all your kit off and i'll dive in your mot,
i'll take your legs and spread them wide,
and then i'll put a wet suit on and shag you from inside,

i'm an evil scotsman,
and My name is Jock
and the girls are all gaggin' for a portion of my 10" cock,

Yes i'm an evil Scotsman
and my name is Jock

i've got one hand in my pocket
and i'm playing with my 10" cock

i don't care where you come from,
if your big or your small,
i've fought the best,
and i beat them all.
If your english or irish,
you wont have to die,
but if you are a German you can kiss your arse goodbye.

i'm an evil scotsman,
and Jock is my name,
if you don't like the rules don't play the fuckin' game,
yes, i'm an evil Scotsman
my name is Jock!
and the girls are just dying for a portion of my 10" cock.

OH Yeah,
Fucker,
Wankers,
Knob Heads.
Thankyou.
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Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Billy Connolly's song "The Evil Scotsman" are a tongue-in-cheek portrayal of a crude and violent Scottish stereotype. The singer, who identifies himself as an evil Scotsman named Jimmy or Jock, boasts about his violent tendencies and sexual prowess. He states that he was "born mean" and will headbutt anyone who looks at him the wrong way. He also claims that he is not gay despite wearing a skirt.


The singer speaks about his sexual exploits and his reputation among women, whom he claims are "gaggin' for a portion of [his] 10" cock." He is also willing to engage in sexual activity with married women. The song is filled with derogatory terms towards women and other nationalities, including the English, Irish, and Germans.


Overall, the lyrics of "The Evil Scotsman" are meant to be comical and satirical, poking fun at exaggerated Scottish stereotypes. The song is not intended to be taken seriously.


Line by Line Meaning

If your looking for trouble,
I am warning you right from the start that if you are here to create chaos, you are in the right place.


Your in the right place,
This place is known for its violence, and if you have come here to challenge it, you will regret it.


Don't look at me like that, or i'll headbutt your face
If you are looking at me with bad intentions or disrespect, I will not hesitate to physically assault you.


i'm a mean motherfucker,
I am an unpleasant and cruel person who enjoys causing pain and discomfort to others.


i was born that way,
This is not something that I learned or developed over time; it is something that has always been a part of who I am.


and just because i wear a skirt don't think i'm fuckin' gay.
Wearing a skirt does not have any correlation with my sexual orientation, and assuming that it does is completely unwarranted.


Cause i'm an evil scotsman,
I identify myself as an evil and malevolent person from Scotland.


and Jimmy is my name,
My given name is Jimmy, but I prefer to be identified as an evil Scotsman.


i'm a sheep shagger from Aberdeen,
I am a person from Aberdeen who engages in sexual activity with sheep, which is considered strange and taboo.


and causing pain is my game.
I enjoy inflicting pain and discomfort on others, and it is something that I actively seek out.


Now if your a woman,
If you happen to be a woman, pay attention to what I am about to say.


married or not,
Your marital status is not relevant to me.


al take all your kit off and i'll dive in your mot,
I will remove all of your clothing and engage in sexual activity with you.


i'll take your legs and spread them wide,
I will forcibly spread your legs apart without your consent.


and then i'll put a wet suit on and shag you from inside,
I will wear a wetsuit and engage in sexual activity with you in a non-traditional manner.


i'm an evil scotsman,
I continue to identify myself as an evil Scotsman.


and My name is Jock
Although previously identified as Jimmy, I am now identifying as Jock, still an evil Scotsman.


and the girls are all gaggin' for a portion of my 10" cock,
I am delusional and believe that women are sexually attracted to me and desire to be intimate with me.


Yes i'm an evil Scotsman
I am reiterating that I am an evil Scotsman.


and my name is Jock
Continuing to identify myself as Jock, the evil Scotsman.


i've got one hand in my pocket
I am currently holding on to my genitals with one hand.


and i'm playing with my 10" cock
I am fondling my own genitals in a public place.


i don't care where you come from,
Your place of origin is of no significance to me.


if your big or your small,
Your physical size does not matter to me, and I am not intimidated by either large or small individuals.


i've fought the best,
I have engaged in physical altercations with some of the most skilled fighters.


and i beat them all.
I have emerged victorious in all of my previous fights.


If your english or irish,
If you are a person of English or Irish nationality,


you wont have to die,
You will not be subjected to the same level of violence as a German person.


but if you are a German you can kiss your arse goodbye.
If you are a German person, you should be prepared to face extreme violence and hostility from me.


if you don't like the rules don't play the fuckin' game,
If you cannot handle the violent nature of this place, you should not have come here in the first place.


OH Yeah,
An exclamation of victory or satisfaction.


Fucker,
An offensive term directed towards someone else.


Wankers,
A derogatory term directed towards a group of people.


Knob Heads.
A vulgar insult directed towards someone who is perceived to be foolish or idiotic.


Thankyou.
A sarcastic or insincere expression of gratitude.




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Shardric

It's not Billy Connolly.
It's actually called "Trouble"
It was written by George Allen and Garry Desmond and perormed by The Rockin' Jock.

Comments from YouTube:

@tgglenn1628

For anyone curious, Billy did not write or perform this song. My dear friend, George J. Allan did. He used to do shows in Grand Canary years ago. An amazing man, a talented artist, and I have his original VHS tapes to prove. An excellent friend and damn good singer and entertainer. :)

@Paranoid-Philosopher

Was it not written by: Garry Desmond & Rockin’ Jock?
To my knowledge, it was buddy.🙂

@tgglenn1628

@@Paranoid-Philosopher you are correct. Gary Desmond McHugh helped George, who went by the stage name Rockin Jock

@Paranoid-Philosopher

@@tgglenn1628
Ah I see. I appreciate you telling me that, pal.. 🙂

@leemaclean2033

Mental sounds just like billy.! far is George from? I mind me and my mates having this on early editions of mobile phones lol

@alankelly7143

I'm from Ireland...I seen the rockin jock in 2001...he was brilliant...I still have his CD...is he still alive anyone know?

@steven0882

Im English and absolutely love this. Always goes on in our kitchen parties with the lads. One of Best Billy

@ferrit22

When people find out your Scottish in another country its like winning the lottery ! They all love you xxx

@JimHardie1

I remember when I first heard this easily 10-15 years ago.. At that time, bluetooth was in its primitave stages. It went viral and got shared between the phone of almost every boy between the age of 12-16 in central scotland. At the time, It was the funniest thing I had ever heard!

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