A Fine Romance
Bing Crosby Lyrics


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A fine romance with no kisses

A fine romance, my friend, this is

We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes

(To-mah-toes, dear)
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed po-tah-toes

(Potatoes)

A fine romance you won't nestle

A fine romance you won't even wrestle

You've never mussed the crease in my blue serge pants

You never take a chance, this is a fine romance

A fine romance, my good fellow

You take romance, I'll take Jello

You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean

At least they flap their fins to express emotion

A fine romance, my dear Duchess

Two old fogies, we really need crutches

You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France

(France)

I haven't got a chance

(Chance)

This is a fine romance

A fine romance, my good woman

My strong, aged in the wood woman

You never give those orchids I send a glance

They're just like cactus plants

(Oh boy)





This is a fine romance

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of the song A Fine Romance by Bing Crosby are about a romantic relationship that is lacking passion and excitement. The opening line "A fine romance with no kisses" sets the tone for the rest of the song, highlighting the lack of physical intimacy. Despite this, the singer is still content with the relationship, calling it a "fine romance." They playfully compare themselves to "hot tomatoes" but note that their partner is as "cold as yesterday's mashed po-tah-toes," emphasizing the lack of passion in the relationship. The song continues to highlight the dullness of the partnership, with lines like "A fine romance you won't nestle, a fine romance you won't even wrestle." The chorus repeats the idea that the relationship is lacking, with the line "You never take a chance, this is a fine romance."


Overall, the lyrics of A Fine Romance are ironic and playful. The singer seems content with the lack of passion in the relationship, and the humorous comparisons bring a lightness to the mood. The song is ultimately about two people who are not a good match romantically, but are still "romantically involved" in their own way.


Line by Line Meaning

A fine romance with no kisses
This relationship is supposed to be wonderful and romantic, but we are not even kissing each other.


A fine romance, my friend, this is
Despite the lack of romance, we are still trying to convince ourselves that this is a fine relationship, my friend.


We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
We should be passionately in love like two hot lovers, but we are not.


(To-mah-toes, dear)
Note that I am pronouncing tomato as "tomato," not "tomato," my dear.


But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed po-tah-toes
You are as unresponsive and indifferent as yesterday's leftover mashed potatoes.


(Potatoes)
Note that I am pronouncing potatoes as "potatoes," not po-tah-toes, as a reminder of your coldness.


A fine romance you won't nestle
You refuse to be affectionate or cuddle in this supposed fine romance.


A fine romance you won't even wrestle
You won't even engage in playful wrestling, which is not very romantic but shows a level of intimacy.


You've never mussed the crease in my blue serge pants
You have never been intimate enough with me to leave wrinkles on my blue pants from hugging or cuddling.


You never take a chance, this is a fine romance
You are extremely risk-averse in this romance, which is not really a romance at all.


A fine romance, my good fellow
This is still a fine romance, even though there is no romance, my good fellow.


You take romance, I'll take Jello
You can have the idea of romance while I'll stick to something reliable and gelatinous like Jello.


You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
You are even less expressive than the calm and quiet seals that reside in the cold Arctic waters.


At least they flap their fins to express emotion
At least those seals show some kind of emotion by flapping their fins, unlike you who shows none.


A fine romance, my dear Duchess
Even though we are past our prime and need crutches to move around, we still call this a fine romance, my dear Duchess.


Two old fogies, we really need crutches
We are old and physically weak, and it seems the only thing holding this 'fine' romance together is our mutual lack of enthusiasm.


You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France
You are as difficult and unattainable as the ocean liner, Ile de France.


(France)
Note the pronounciation of France, as a nod to the elusive nature of the Ile de France.


I haven't got a chance
I have no real chance of captivating your heart or feelings in this 'fine' romance.


(Chance)
Note that I am emphasizing the word chance, as if to say there is no point in trying since all of this is simply a game of chance.


A fine romance, my good woman
Again, emphasizing that this is still somehow a fine romance, even though it lacks any real romance, my good woman.


My strong, aged in the wood woman
You are a strong and mature woman, a bit like aged wood, which should be a good thing in a romance, but not in this one.


You never give those orchids I send a glance
You don't even acknowledge the orchids I send you, which is a sign that this so-called romance is going nowhere.


They're just like cactus plants
To you, those orchids are as thorny and prickly as cactus plants, and so is this fine romance.


(Oh boy)
Note the sarcastic tone of "Oh boy," as if to say that this so-called fine romance is actually the complete opposite of fine.


This is a fine romance
Again, despite everything, we still call this a fine romance, even though it clearly isn't.




Lyrics © Kanjian Music, BMG Rights Management, Universal Music Publishing Group, RESERVOIR MEDIA MANAGEMENT INC
Written by: Jerome Kern, Dorothy Fields

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