An Apple for the Teacher
Bing Crosby Lyrics


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You're sophisticated
I think I'm naive
Well, let's play the game that way
Yes, that's what I believe

An apple for the teacher
That seems the thing to do
Because I want a learn
About romance from you
An apple for the teacher
Just to show that I'm meek and mild
If you insist on saying
That I'm just a problem child
You're gonna get all my attention
And your wish will be my rule
And maybe you'll be good to me
Just keep me after school
An apple for the teacher
That's how I'd better start
Then after awhile you may give in
And let me bring my heart

An apple for the teacher
That seems the thing to do
Because I wanta to learn
About romance from you
An apple for the teacher
To show I'm meek and mild
If you insist on saying
That I'm just a problem child
You'll get all my attention
Your wish will be my rule
And maybe you'll be good to me
And keep me after school
An apple for the teacher
That's how I'd better start
Then after while you may give in
And let me bring my heart

An apple for the teacher
S'always gonna do the trick

Not if you didn't study
Your arithmetic

I got an apple for the teacher
Gonna make a great success

Well it won't, if you didn't memorise
The Gettysburg address

I got a little bit of glamour
And a charm that's cute and quaint

I may excuse your grammar
And believe you're what you ain't

I got an apple, big red apple for the teacher
That's how I'm fixin' to start

Then after awhile I may give in
And let you bring your heart





Then after awhile she may give in
And let you bring your heart

Overall Meaning

The song "An Apple for the Teacher" is a playful and romantic conversation between two people with contrasting personalities. The first verse suggests that one person is sophisticated while the other is naive, but they decide to play a game to learn about romance. The second verse suggests that the strategy to win the heart of the other person is to offer an apple, indicating a willingness to learn and be meek and mild. The chorus emphasizes the desire to learn about romance and to be kept after school to achieve this goal. The third verse adds a playful tone by indicating that the apple won't work to get good grades but asserts that the singer has other qualities such as glamour and charm that can make up for their lack of memorizing skills or grammar. Nonetheless, the goal of the singer is to offer the apple and win the heart of the sophisticated other.


Line by Line Meaning

You're sophisticated
You are experienced and knowledgeable


I think I'm naive
I believe myself to be innocent and inexperienced


Well, let's play the game that way
Let's continue with this dynamic, as if I am naive and you are sophisticated


Yes, that's what I believe
I am committed to this game of teacher and student


An apple for the teacher
A gift for you, as a symbol of my respect and admiration


That seems the thing to do
It is a traditional and appropriate gesture


Because I wanta learn
I seek knowledge and education from you


About romance from you
Specifically, I wish to learn about love and romance


Just to show that I'm meek and mild
This gift is also intended to demonstrate my humility and obedience


If you insist on saying
If you continue to perceive me as a difficult or unruly student


That I'm just a problem child
Someone who causes trouble or disrupts the class


You're gonna get all my attention
I will give you my full focus and effort


And your wish will be my rule
I will comply with your directives and desires


And maybe you'll be good to me
I hope for kindness and favor from you


Just keep me after school
Perhaps you can offer extra instruction or guidance


That's how I'd better start
This apple is my opening move, my attempt to win your favor


Then after awhile you may give in
Over time, you may become more sympathetic to my cause


And let me bring my heart
I hope to win your love and affection


S'always gonna do the trick
This gift is sure to win you over


Not if you didn't study
However, it is not a substitute for hard work and preparation


Your arithmetic
In this case, your math skills


Gonna make a great success
This apple will lead to my triumph


Well it won't, if you didn't memorise
However, this gesture is meaningless if I have not done the work required to succeed


The Gettysburg address
In this case, a famous speech by Abraham Lincoln


I got a little bit of glamour
I possess some charm and style


And a charm that's cute and quaint
My personality is somewhat endearing and old-fashioned


I may excuse your grammar
I might overlook your mistakes in speech or writing


And believe you're what you ain't
I may be easily fooled by appearances or misrepresentations


I got an apple, big red apple for the teacher
Once again, I offer you a gift as a token of my respect


That's how I'm fixin' to start
This apple is the beginning of my campaign to win your favor


Then after awhile she may give in
My hope is that over time, you will become more receptive to my advances


And let you bring your heart
I hope to earn your love through my persistence and dedication




Lyrics © Songtrust Ave, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Johnny Burke, James V. Monaco

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Comments from YouTube:

AlexGBroughton

I love this song. I learned to play it on the piano, so I could play it for my Nana, but she passed away before I got the chance to do that, so I played it at her funeral. Being an upbeat song, it was a welcome measure of sorts in what was an otherwise sad occasion. I believe Nana was there that day listening too :)

Cal Walker

Made the hairs stand up on my arms, amazing ❤️

Tea and Muffins

This is like a mini-masterclass in Swing. Bing and Connee make it sound so easy, and do it with perfect charm and finesse.

liberty tree

Connie Boswell was actually paralyzed from the waist down.  She was a magnificent singer that isn't really remembered as much as others today, but Ella Fitzgerald said she was her muse.  If you listen you can hear the influence of her on Ella.

Thomas Carey Jr.

This is one of my favorite duet songs. Bing Crosby's famous voice and Connee Boswell's lovely passion.

Ross

2 of the best voices ever. i can't help wondering what a duet between crosby and the boswell sisters would've been like.

zephof

I just heard this on the CBC while I was dozing off. I had to hear it again and ran upstairs to my computer. Thanks ten million for putting it on. These are two of my favorite singers. I will never forget the first time I heard Connie Boswell singing Boulevard of Broken Dreams. This was really great of you, I want the CD if it is still available, do you know?

Rick Greyson

Thanks for posting this. It's one of their duets I hadn't heard before. I got my introduction to the Boswells on their recording with Bing of "Bob White", a similar swing tune. It was a 78 r.p.m. record that my parents owned and the first time I heard it I was a Boswell fan. I was all of 7 years old at the time.

Fran McMullen

Same here Rick, a bunch of 78's and a Victrola IX when I was in grade-school. I wasn't allowed to touch the Hi-Fi or those delicate LPs... LOL

Peter Hendriksma

Bing was billed as a 'sweet' singer, but at heart he always was a singer who loved his jazz. He made only a handful of sides with Conny, but you can really feel the fun they had recording those tunes. Those voices blended so marvelously. They even matched their vibrato.

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