Kelly's Heroes
Black Grape Lyrics


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Don't talk to me about heroes
Most of these men sing like surfs
Jesus was a black man
No Jesus was Batman
No, no, no, no, not at all
That was Bruce Wayne

Who got the biggest
Who got the biggest
Who got the biggest brain
For a year I did bang her
And Dennis sleeps fucked off
He'll surface again

Don't talk to me about heroes
Most of these men sing like Surfs
Don't talk to me about your big big heroes
Most of these men sing like surfs


He never a sad man
Or so call mean bad man
Or that's just down to the strain
Well he hand out fish man
With his centred parted sun tan
Then cut all the lame

Who got the biggest
Who got the biggest
Who got the richest brain
Jesus was a black man
No Jesus was Batman
No, no, no, no, fuck
That was Bruce Wayne

Don't talk to me about heroes
Most of these men sing like Surfs
Don't talk to me about your big big heroes
Most of these men sing like surfs

We lead double lives
We deal in sex and beautiful women
Contemplating

Don't talk to me about heroes
Most of these men sing like Surfs




Don't talk to me about your big big heroes
Most of these men sing like surfs

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Black Grape's song Kelly's Heroes are filled with references to heroes and legends, but the song seems to be a criticism of these figures. The singer repeatedly says "don't talk to me about heroes," indicating that he doesn't believe in the idea of these larger-than-life figures. He also mentions that many of them "sing like surfs," implying that they are not as powerful or impressive as they are made out to be.


The lyrics also contain some humorous references to Jesus and Batman. The singer first says that Jesus was a black man, but then corrects himself and says that Jesus was actually Batman. He then denies both of these claims and says that the true hero is Bruce Wayne, who is the alter-ego of Batman. This could be seen as a commentary on the way we create heroes out of fictional characters or other people, rather than finding heroic qualities in ourselves.


The second verse of the song talks about a man who is generous and kind, but also has a "centred parted sun tan," which could be seen as a humorous reference to the idea of hero worship. The chorus repeats the same message about not believing in heroes, with the addition of the line "we lead double lives, we deal in sex and beautiful women," which could be interpreted as a commentary on the idea that our society values superficial qualities over true heroism.


Overall, Kelly's Heroes is a satirical and thought-provoking song that challenges the idea of heroes, while also poking fun at the way we create legends and myths around them.


Line by Line Meaning

Don't talk to me about heroes
I don't want to hear about people's so-called heroes


Most of these men sing like surfs
Most of these men are just like workers doing what they're told


Jesus was a black man
Jesus was believed by some to be black


No Jesus was Batman
Some people believe Jesus was like a superhero, but actually that's more like Batman


No, no, no, no, not at all
Absolutely not, this is completely wrong!


That was Bruce Wayne
What people think of as Jesus is actually more like Batman's alter ego, Bruce Wayne


Who got the biggest
Who is the most impressive or powerful


Who got the biggest
Again, who is the most impressive or powerful


Who got the biggest brain
Who is the smartest or most clever


For a year I did bang her
I had sexual relations with someone for a year


And Dennis sleeps fucked off
Dennis is missing and may not come back


He'll surface again
Dennis will come back eventually


He never a sad man
He was never seen as a sad person


Or so call mean bad man
Or thought to be a cruel or evil person


Or that's just down to the strain
Maybe that's just due to a difficult situation


Well he hand out fish man
He was generous and gave out fish


With his centred parted sun tan
He had a tan with a part right down the center


Then cut all the lame
He got rid of anyone he thought was not cool or interesting


We lead double lives
We go about our daily lives but also have a secret or hidden side


We deal in sex and beautiful women
We are involved with sexual activity and attractive women


Contemplating
Thinking deeply about something


Don't talk to me about your big big heroes
Again, I don't want to hear about people's supposed heroes


Most of these men sing like surfs
Most men are just doing what they're told, like workers


Don't talk to me about heroes
Once more, I don't want to hear about heroes


Most of these men sing like surfs
Again, most men are just following orders like workers




Lyrics © O/B/O APRA AMCOS
Written by: PAUL EVERTON LEVERIDGE, SHAUN RYDER

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@matiasfilippa8694

Cuantos recuerdos...
Don't talk to me about heroes
Most of these men sing like surfs
Jesus was a black man
No, Jesus was Batman
No, no, no, no, not at all
That was Bruce Wayne

Who's got the biggest
Who's got the biggest
Who's got the biggest brain?
For a year I did bang her
And Dennis sleeps fucked off
He'll surface again

Don't talk to me about heroes
Most of these men sing like Surfs
Don't talk to me about your big big heroes
Most of these men sing like surfs

He never a sad man
Or so call mean bad man
Or that's just down to the strain
Well, he hand out fish man
With his centred parted sun tan
Then cut all the lame

Who's got the biggest
Who's got the biggest
Who's got the richest brain
Jesus was a black man
No Jesus was Batman
No, no, no, no, fuck
That was Bruce Wayne

Don't talk to me about heroes
Most of these men sing like Surfs
Don't talk to me about your big big heroes
Most of these men sing like surfs

We lead double lives
We deal in sex and beautiful women
Contemplating

Don't talk to me about heroes
Most of these men sing like Surfs
Don't talk to me about your big big heroes
Most of these men sing like surfs



All comments from YouTube:

@Carrera-gp9od

Absolute classic album
Doesn’t get the credit it deserves
The lyrics are tremendous, funny as fuck and the tunes are banging
Fucking magic !!

@ARyan-nf5my

All those types spawned classic albums on their breakaway projects late 90s. Their legend was established / were in their prime, was the perfect situ whoever they recruited was in awe and it brought the best out

@theculturedthug6609

Was a number 1 album in the UK in 1995.

@julianciahaconsulting8663

this was definitely one of the best 10 albums of the 1990s....and it still holds up 25whatever years later doesnt it?

@leesdroidaccountharbin9665

This album was WAY ahead of its time. This song would be a hit song today if it were released.

@nimhard

This masterpiece deserves way more than 45.000 views

@adamluck7002

It's a number one best seller

@alanmcintosh8087

The best wolves run alone

@stuartmitchell1908

I remember this coming out and was suprised and relieved. Shaun had been through a bit and I thought nothing could top top the Mondays, but this is on par. Brilliant.

@pauldeering6531

Guitar work is brilliant on that..hands up to the guitarist..

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