Little Bob
Black Grape Lyrics

What's that on the pavement in front of me?
The singer sees something odd on the ground and is confused as to what it is.

I don't remember letting someone in for tea
The singer is suggesting that if someone had come over, they would have remembered.

Cardiovascular!
The focus turns briefly to a term related to the heart and blood vessels.

Muscles too muscular!
The artist notices someone with muscles that are too big, suggesting they may be taking steroids or other supplements.

The great smell of Brut
The artist smells a familiar scent, perhaps that of a popular men's cologne.

Coming on after you!
The scent is coming from someone that the singer had recently crossed paths with.

We!
A reference to a specific product or company that can remove stains without using powder cleaning agents.

Removes stains without powder
Reiterating the product claims of the previous line.

Free!
The product is also free of charge.

It just zooms all around you
Suggesting that the product is effective and can be used anywhere.

Cardiovascular
Another odd reference to heart health and blood flow.

Born in a power cut
A nonsensical statement that may be a reference to the company's origins or origins of the product.

Freedom in a bed
Another odd line that may reference the product or company, possibly a bed cleaner or bed-related product.

Three in a supersud!
The product can create a soapy, sudsy solution effective for cleaning.

[ Kermit raps ]
A reference to a famous Muppet character and a changeup in the style of the song.

Speaking words of wisdom
A reference to a famous Beatles lyric.

Splash splash splash
Presumably referencing the sound of water or cleaning being done.

Closer
Not clear what this is referring to, possibly a reference to a change in location or style.

Speak up
The singer asks someone to speak louder or more clearly.

I believe everything I read...
The artist references a common phrase to suggest they may be gullible or too trusting.

It doesn't happen like that
The artist disputes some sort of previous claim or statement.