The Baddest Man Alive
Black Keys / RZA Lyrics

I could take the pitchfork from the devil
I am so strong and powerful that I could take the devil's weapon, a pitchfork, away from him.

Keep a super suit like I’m incredible
I have a superhero-like suit that makes me look invincible, just like the character from the movie Incredibles.

From the deep, blue sea to the dark, blue sky
I am present everywhere, from the bottom of the sea to the highest point in the sky.

I’m the baddest man alive
No one can be more badass than me.

I’d grab a crocodile by his tail
I am so fearless that I can catch a crocodile by the tail.

Handcuff the judge, and throw the cops in jail
I have so much control that I can arrest the judge and put the police officers behind bars.

Make the meanest woman break down and cry
I have so much power that I can even make the most rude and cruel woman cry.

I’m the baddest man alive
No one can be more badass than me.

I take no mess, and I take no jive
I don't tolerate any nonsense or disrespect from anyone.

Sometimes I feel like I can fly
I am so powerful that sometimes I feel like I can even fly.

I’m the baddest man alive
No one can be more badass than me.

Not bad meaning bad, but I’m bad meaning good
When I say I am bad, it doesn't mean I am evil. I am just trying to say that I am awesome.

Say my name three times, and you knock on wood
My name is so powerful that saying it three times is considered good luck, and you need to knock on wood to make it work.

Candy man walks, I terrorize your hood
Just like the fictional character Candyman, I have the power to instill fear in your neighborhood.

Flashing macs on a cop, the way a gangster should
I have no respect for authority, and I show it by threatening the police with my weapons.

I snatch food from the mouth of a tiger
I am so daring that I can even take food from a tiger's mouth.

Take a gasoline bath, and I walk through fire
I am immune to heat and flames and can even take a bath in gasoline and walk through fire.

Bear hug a grizzly, suck milk from her titty
I can even embrace a fierce grizzly bear and drink milk from its breasts.

Take the sergeant hat from his head and use it for a Frisbee
I have no respect for authority, and I show it by taking the sergeant's hat and using it as a toy.

Spit in a crocodiles face, have a menage a trois with two female apes
I show no fear towards danger, and I even spit on a crocodile and sleep with two female apes.

Then sleep in a barrel of butcher knives
I can even sleep in a barrel full of sharp butcher knives and not get hurt.

I drink honey straight from the beehive
I am so brave that I can even drink honey directly from a beehive and don't get stung.

Bungee jumping off the Empire State butt-naked
I am so daring that I can even go bungee jumping off the Empire State building while being completely naked.

Rollerblade across the Golden Gate, butt-naked
I have no fear of heights or public nudity, which is why I can rollerblade across the Golden Gate Bridge while being naked.

I’m the baddest man alive, and I don’t ṗlan to die
I am the most badass person on the planet, and I plan to stay that way as long as I live.

When the grim reaper come, I look him right in his eye
Even death doesn't scare me and I can face it head-on.

I bust off in the face of the witch of the East
No magical creature can defeat me, and I will even ejaculate in the face of the witch of the East.

Tell a great white shark to go and brush his teeth, heh heh heh
I am so fearless that I can even tell a great white shark to brush his teeth, which is an impossible task for humans.

I’m the man who stole the golden fleece
I even possess an ancient symbol of wealth and power, the golden fleece.

And I date rape Beauty right in front of the Beast
I show no respect towards characters from famous stories and can even commit rape in front of the characters of Beauty and the Beast.

The baddest man alive, and I don’t plan to die
I am the most badass person on the planet, and I plan to stay that way as long as I live.

I’m the baddest man alive
No one can be more badass than me.