Stampede
Blaster the Rocketman Lyrics

Out on the range one night we saw a strange sight coming right out the sky
While being outside on the grasslands, we witnessed an unusual event taking place in the heavens

It was a mosnter herd of the unheard of
It turned out to be a huge group of unknown creatures

Livestock of the cosmos
Creatures that existed beyond our planet

A multifarious multitude of intergalactic cattle
A varied array of cattle that resided in the galaxy

Well, 'round here we don't take kindly to no otherwordly
In this area, we exhibit little tolerance towards the extraterrestrial

And a cowboy's gotta do what a cowboy's gotta do
As a cowboy, I have certain duties to fulfil

I took my rifle from the saddle, my lassoo too
I equipped myself with my rope and gun

Let's round us up some supper boy
Let's capture some animals for dinner

Ride 'em fast! Ride 'em hard!
Let's move quickly and fiercely

(Chasin the Devil's herd)
We're pursuing a group of alien creatures

Move along, move along, move along lil' doggies!
Let's keep the livestock in motion using repetition of words

(Drivin' the monsters from the Earth)
We're driving the otherworldly beings away from our world

Yippi ki ay, Yippi ki oh
A famous phrase of cowboy origin expressing excitement

Keep that cattle movin'
Let's maintain the motion of the alien creatures

Got it rollin' to the killin'
We're propelling the crop towards their death

Gonna rope up the unwillin'
We plan to catch the creatures that aren't willing to move

Saw a rocketship wagon
I saw an unusual vehicle resembling a rocket

Drivin' hideous horses
The vehicle was steering unsightly animals

Had the whole team in its tractor beam
It had captured the group using a beam of light

They gave an awful, eerie scream that chilled my blood
The creatures made a spine-chilling screech that petrified me

And spooked my steed but I shook it off and took aim at the cockpit
The noise scared my horse, but I composed myself and aimed at the vessel's cockpit

Well, the boys were firin' too
My compatriots also opened fire

And we all knew we hit our target
We were aware of hitting the intended mark

As we watched the spaceship goin' down in flames
We watched the vehicle burning and falling to the ground

Then our eyes bugged in surprise
We were taken aback by following events

As the skies turned into chaos
The atmosphere became disorderly

The herd was loose.
The creatures we were containing had been let loose

STAMPEDE!
There's been a frenzied breakout of animals

Steady boys, there's gonna be noise!
Everyone, remain calm as the situation will be loud and potentially dangerous

(Chasin the Devil's herd)
We must go after the elusive herd

(Drivin' the monsters from the Earth)
Our duty now is to expel these creatures from our planet

Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Rawhide!
We're staying in control and sticking to our guns

We'll kill 'em when we catch 'em on earthside
If we can catch them on our planet, we aim to end their lives

I'm back on the range
I'm home again

To keep the strange from further invasion
My role is to prevent further attack by unfamiliar beings

Protecting my family and my property
I must safeguard my loved ones and possessions

I'm back in the saddle again
I'm back to my usual cowboy routine

Where you don't know who's your friend
You can't be sure who's with you on unfamiliar terrain

And queer-horned cattle feed
Strange-horned creatures graze

On the lonely, bluish weed
They graze on a plant that's both isolated and blue

Sometimes at night
Occasionally during the night

I hear the mournful crying
I detect the sobbing noise

Of bestial extra-terrestrials
Alien creatures that are animalistic in nature

Whoa hoss. Easy fella!
Slow down horse. Take it easy!