Toronto’s Blimp Rock is a rock and roll band that sings about Southern Ontario culture, having crushes and lifeguard conspiracy theories. Founded for the sole purpose of raising $700K to purchase a functioning airship for a music festival that will take place over Lake Ontario, the band is desperately seeking exposure in hopes of generating hype and finance for this important project.
“Blimp Rock excel in an area that few bands can get away Read Full BioToronto’s Blimp Rock is a rock and roll band that sings about Southern Ontario culture, having crushes and lifeguard conspiracy theories. Founded for the sole purpose of raising $700K to purchase a functioning airship for a music festival that will take place over Lake Ontario, the band is desperately seeking exposure in hopes of generating hype and finance for this important project.
“Blimp Rock excel in an area that few bands can get away with; pop or rock music with witty lyrics that straddle the line between sharply witty and outright comedy. Acts like Christian Hansen and The Burning Hell have both done this well, and Blimp Rock can count itself safely within their ranks. After all, how many bands could make a song about Lake Ontario lifeguards be entertaining?” -- Gray Owl Point
“Swampy, bong-littered grooves and slick, silvery guitar lines pepper the entirety of the album – a warm welcome for the summer to come and a sinful array of festivities. It’s a spoonful of Southern Ontario shtick that’s sure to please even the more cynical connoisseurs of scrappy garage rock.” – Beatroute
“Blimp Rock excel in an area that few bands can get away Read Full BioToronto’s Blimp Rock is a rock and roll band that sings about Southern Ontario culture, having crushes and lifeguard conspiracy theories. Founded for the sole purpose of raising $700K to purchase a functioning airship for a music festival that will take place over Lake Ontario, the band is desperately seeking exposure in hopes of generating hype and finance for this important project.
“Blimp Rock excel in an area that few bands can get away with; pop or rock music with witty lyrics that straddle the line between sharply witty and outright comedy. Acts like Christian Hansen and The Burning Hell have both done this well, and Blimp Rock can count itself safely within their ranks. After all, how many bands could make a song about Lake Ontario lifeguards be entertaining?” -- Gray Owl Point
“Swampy, bong-littered grooves and slick, silvery guitar lines pepper the entirety of the album – a warm welcome for the summer to come and a sinful array of festivities. It’s a spoonful of Southern Ontario shtick that’s sure to please even the more cynical connoisseurs of scrappy garage rock.” – Beatroute
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Lake Ontario Lifeguards
Blimp Rock Lyrics
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Brad Bass
This song should have been a hit single. Someone in radio was asleep at the switch.
Grégoire Jacquemin
I have seen on live !! Nice character, a voice and a adam green style !!
Kat Burns
Guys, this song is amazing and the video makes it even better!
Anne Whitehead
I love your animated selves :) #blimprock #thesmilemaker
Dugan Murphy
The best part is the slot machine with the horse and the buffalo.
Kieran Bricker
nice one Uncle Peter!
Kathleen Hill
BLIMP ROCK !!!!!!!!!!!!! RULES
Danny Rasmussen
I have heard this song at least 100 times.