Toronto’s Blimp Rock is a rock and roll band that sings about Southern Onta… Read Full Bio ↴Toronto’s Blimp Rock is a rock and roll band that sings about Southern Ontario culture, having crushes and lifeguard conspiracy theories. Founded for the sole purpose of raising $700K to purchase a functioning airship for a music festival that will take place over Lake Ontario, the band is desperately seeking exposure in hopes of generating hype and finance for this important project.

“Blimp Rock excel in an area that few bands can get away with; pop or rock music with witty lyrics that straddle the line between sharply witty and outright comedy. Acts like Christian Hansen and The Burning Hell have both done this well, and Blimp Rock can count itself safely within their ranks. After all, how many bands could make a song about Lake Ontario lifeguards be entertaining?” -- Gray Owl Point

“Swampy, bong-littered grooves and slick, silvery guitar lines pepper the entirety of the album – a warm welcome for the summer to come and a sinful array of festivities. It’s a spoonful of Southern Ontario shtick that’s sure to please even the more cynical connoisseurs of scrappy garage rock.” – Beatroute

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Blimp Rock Lyrics

We have lyrics for these tracks by Blimp Rock:

401 How did this road? How did it get so long? I…
Band Breakup What if we breakup before we start? Because we're playing th…
Blimp Rock Live Something came in a dream flash today And I knew what…
Blimp Rock Live 2 Something came in a dream flash today And I knew what…
First Date On A Full Moon What's that in the sky? It's a big rock distracting…
I Love My Cat I love my cat It's as simple as that I love my…
If My Friends Ran The Government If my friends ran the government, they'd reward good bellies…
In General I would like to say for the record that I…
Lake Ontario Lifeguards You can hear them at half past three, a noise…

Ode to Faults Come to terms with your faults Realize they're your faults T…
Oh Baseball In October of 93' in a city some call T.O A…
The Love That Treats You Right Let's be honest you know I have regrets I've made…

Wet Hot Canadian Summer This wet hot Canadian summer I left the city with my…

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