Candyland
Blood on the Dance Floor Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen,
Hello everyone, regardless of gender.

Whores and sluts...
Addressing individuals who may identify as such, but not exclusively.

Step right up,
Come closer and listen.

Behind this curtain,
There's something you can't see yet.

Is where all your fantasies come to life..
This is where you can find what you've been dreaming of.

This is a place where you can escape;...
This is a location where you can leave your worries behind.

Welcome to,
Greetings, you have arrived at.

CandyLand!
The place where you can find everything sweet and satisfying.

Let me show you my game,
Allow me to demonstrate my methods.

I put doctor Seuss to shame.
My rhymes are so good.

These rhymes that I write,
The poetry that I create.

Make you wanna fuck all night.
It inspires sexual activity for prolonged periods.

When we take off our clothes,
Once our garments are removed.

She sucks me 'til it snows!
My partner performs oral sex on me so well that I achieve orgasm.

I'll fuck her face so hard,
I pour my passion into her mouth with great intensity.

She is my wild card...
She's spontaneous, unpredictable, and exciting to me.

(Ha, sweet!)
How wonderful and satisfying.

My sticky lollipop,
My penis, which is erect and ready for arousal.

Inside your sweet gumdrop!
An orifice (most likely vagina) and how pleasurable it feels.

I'm bout to explode!
I'm about to reach orgasm.

It feels too good to stop!
Why would anyone want to end the experience?

Just taste my tootsie roll,
Perform oral sex on me.

You melt my icicle..
The sensual pleasure of their partner is overwhelming and arousing to them.

I gotta get my fix,
I need my o*al or v&ginal stimulation.

Please lick my pixie stick!
Perform oral sex on me again.

I'll split your ass in two,
Penetration from the rear.

So take me by my hand;
Come with me along this sexual journey.

Lick it up,
Perform oral sex on me.

And slide it down,
Insert my penis into your opening.

And satisfy my sweet tooth!
Please me in the same way as candy.

You'll wanna fuck me twice,
My partner will desire me physically more than once.

I'll be your gingerbread man..
I am the person who will fulfill all of your sexual desires (as the gingerbread man from the story).

1st time naughty,
Engaging in something sexually explicit and forbidden.

2nd time nice!
Engaging in something sexually explicit and pleasurable.

Just close your eyes and dream,
Leave your reality behind and imagine something different.

A fantasy so obscene...
A sexual dream that is wild and graphic.

This is my CandyLanD!
This is my sexual playground and world.

You are my sweet playground,
My partner's body is the location where I can experience sensual pleasure.

Swallow my love,
Containing or performing oral sex till the partner is satisfied.

Till you drown...
Continue until they lose control of themselves sexually.

I'll be your back door man,
I will be the person who performs anal sex with you and satisfies your desire.

You want my cock,
You want to engage in sexual activity with me.

But it's mine,
I am the one who controls the situation sexually.

So take a number,
Join the waiting room, and you'll be served when it's your time.

And get in line.
Others are waiting to engage in sexual activity with me.

Cumshots,
Ejaculating semen during sexual arousal and activity.

And gumdrops,
Sensual experiences that are sweet and pleasurable.

Double fists and blow pops.
Sexual experiences with two partners simultaneously, which are exciting and enjoyable.

Trick or treat,
Offering sensual experiences (as candy) in exchange for sexual activity.

Squeeze my meat,
Sensual touching of my genitalia (penis).

Give me something sweet to eat!
Engage in oral sex with me.

Slip n' slide,
Penetration in a repetitive motion intensifies arousal.

On my face
Performing oral sex on me.

You got that flavor,
Partner's genitalia has a taste that is particularly satisfying to me.

I want a taste!
I want to perform oral sex on my partner.

Lick it red hot,...
Performing oral sex on me with increased intensity.

Like a candy cane...
Partner's genitalia has a taste that is particularly satisfying to me.

You'd think I was a zombie,
I desire their brains, especially when they engage in sexual activity.

By the way I give you braiNNNNNnnnnn......
Suggesting that both sexual and intellectual satisfaction are possible.