Yo Ho!
Blood on the Dance Floor Lyrics

A pirate walks into the bar
A pirate, clad in stereotypical pirate attire, enters the establishment.

The bartender asks
The individual tending to the bar queries the pirate.

What's with the steering wheel in your pants?
The bartender asks about the peculiar shape protruding from the pirate's trousers.

The pirate says
The pirate responds to the bartender's query.

Arr! It's driving me nuts.
The pirate confirms that the object in his pants is indeed causing him discomfort.

Now I've been riding across the seven seas
The pirate introduces himself, implying that he has traveled extensively.

Looking for a girl from another fantasy
The pirate describes his quest in search of a particular type of female companion.

I keep a big ship
The pirate boasts about the size of his vessel.

They call me Captain King.
The pirate reveals his self-given title, which highlights his leadership role on the ship.

I got the I patch
The pirate lists some of his notable accessories.

Tri hat
Another accessory the pirate mentions.

Rollin' like a pirate
The pirate's boastful proclamation about his lifestyle.

Shiver my timbers
An exclamation used by pirates, typically to express surprise or shock.

Fuck you till you're limber
A lewd statement by the pirate aimed at a hypothetical adversary.

Freaky deaky
A slang expression the pirate uses to describe himself.

Till you get leaky
An explicit continuation of the pirate's previous statement.

Like Run DMC it's tricky
The pirate draws a comparison to the similarly named hip hop group Run DMC, perhaps in relation to his unique style or flow.

So animated might as well call me Mickey
The pirate's confidence in his lively demeanor, which he likens to the cartoon character Mickey Mouse.

Pedal to the medal
Another boastful statement by the pirate, referring to his speed or energy level.

Red eyes like a devil
The pirate's physical appearance and intimidating glare.

Raise the white flag
An ironic statement by the pirate, who is known for his aggressive tendencies.

Can't reach my level
The pirate's confidence in his abilities, which he suggests others cannot match.

Like arr arr
The pirate adds a typical pirate noise to his rhyming verse.

Flow sick like SARS
Another comparison, this time likening the pirate's flow to the infamous virus SARS, which causes respiratory illness.

XXX till I hit your mark
A potentially explicit boast from the pirate, suggesting he will engage in sexual activities with someone until they are satisfied.

Ahoy!
A common greeting used by pirates.

I put that happy to the joy
The pirate claims to bring happiness and excitement to those around him.

Fuck with me
The pirate warns his potential adversaries.

And I'll play you like a GameBoy
The pirate refers to the popular handheld gaming device, implying he will defeat his opponents with gaming-like skill.

Ninja
Another term the pirate uses to describe himself.

Skin ya
A threatening and violent statement by the pirate.

Throw you in a blender
Another violent statement, suggesting the pirate is capable of dismembering someone.

Chop chop chop
The pirate adds to the threatening tone of his previous statements with repeated chopping motions.

I'm a motherfucking pirate!
The pirate asserts his identity and status as a pirate, culminating his previous statements.

Yo Ho Ho
A common chant used by pirates, emphasizing their camaraderie and lifestyle.

And a bottle rum we go
The pirate suggests a night of drinking and debauchery with his fellow pirate companions.

Argh!
A common exclamation used by pirates.

It's my duty
The pirate asserts his responsibility in carrying out the lifestyle of a pirate.

To please that booty
The pirate reveals his primary motivation for engaging in piracy.

It's a pirates life for me
The pirate reaffirms his chosen lifestyle and identity.