Legend In My Spare Time
Bloodhound Gang Lyrics

Ashes to ashes and funks to funky
The singer is acknowledging that nothing lasts forever, including funky music.

Daddy Long Legs is a mean ass honky
The singer is describing someone named Daddy Long Legs as a mean white person.

And Jimmy Pop ain't no heiny hobbit gaybe
The singer is asserting that Jimmy Pop is not a small effeminate person.

Ain't no big meaty chunks in my thick brown gravy
The artist is clarifying that there are no large pieces of meat in their thick brown gravy.

'Cause I'm a Loch Ness a Loch Ness a Loch Ness monster
The artist is claiming to be a mythical creature known as the Loch Ness monster.

Jerry's Kids are knockin' at my door, "Could you be a sponsor?"
The singer is stating that the charitable organization Jerry's Kids is asking for sponsorship.

Tiny Bubbles in my tub pull my finger Lawrence Welk
The singer is making a joke about bubbles in their bath and the famous bandleader Lawrence Welk.

If you want to look like Rocky Dennis better drink your milk
The artist is referencing Rocky Dennis, a character with a medical condition, and suggests that drinking milk will help prevent such conditions.

When I'm feeling Oriental I gotta rub my chin
The artist is saying that when they feel a connection to Asian culture, they rub their chin as a gesture of contemplation.

I'm gonna hold my water in like I'm Gunga Din
The artist is referencing the character Gunga Din, who was known for holding water, and is expressing their own ability to do the same.

So have a taste of my bass cause the girlies got smiles
The singer is offering to share their music (bass) with others because it makes people happy.

You get on my case like the Rockford Files
The artist is comparing someone who is bothering them to the persistent investigator Jim Rockford from the TV show Rockford Files.

Crazy Eddie in the slammer cause he's giving it all away
The singer is referencing a person named Crazy Eddie who is in jail for being too generous with their possessions.

John Boy in the barn with a horse in the hay
The singer is describing a scenario of a man named John Boy being alone with a horse in a barn, which may suggest inappropriate behavior.

No rhyme no reason no job no class
The singer is stating that there is no logical explanation for a situation, and that they lack employment and social status.

And we don't go near the ghetto 'cause they'd shoot our ass
The artist is expressing fear of going near a poor neighborhood because they believe it to be dangerous.

If you ain't ever been to the suburbs
The artist is asking if someone has ever been to the suburbs, implying they wouldn't understand if they hadn't.

Don't you ever come to the suburbs
The singer is warning someone not to come to the suburbs because they wouldn't fit in or understand the culture.

'Cause I'm a huskin' a huskin' a huskin' your corn
The singer is saying they are engaged in the activity of husking corn.

I'm as deep as a plot to a gay porn
The artist is expressing that they have a depth to their personality that may be similar to the plot of a gay pornographic film.

So Uh-Oh Spaghettios I forgot to hide away the body
The artist is making a joke about forgetting to hide a dead body.

I know that she's a hotty but damn that girl could party
The artist is acknowledging that a woman is attractive but also knows how to have a good time.

So come to me momma it ain't no crime
The singer is inviting a woman to come to them without fear of judgment or criminal behavior.

I'm a skilled love doctor growlin' "What's your sign?"
The artist is claiming to have expert knowledge in the area of love and romance and is asking someone what their astrological sign is.

Did the Flamin' Waffle with Ho Chi Min
The singer is claiming to have performed a sexual act (Flamin' Waffle) with a historical figure (Ho Chi Min).

Your girl's a dollar bill 'cause we don't know where she's been
The singer is suggesting that someone's girlfriend is promiscuous and that they don't know what kind of sexual history she has.

J.F.K.'s head's a puzzle and your woman needs a muzzle
The singer is referencing the assassination of John F. Kennedy and suggesting that someone's girlfriend talks too much and needs to be silenced.

Barbara Eden in the bottle and now I'm gonna guzzle
The artist is referencing a character named Barbara Eden who was known for being trapped in a bottle and is now suggesting that they will drink heavily.

You're too what? Shy shy huh what?
The artist is teasing someone for being shy or hesitant and asking them to clarify.

Hush hush yea? I knew why
The singer is suggesting that they already knew what the other person was going to say and are not interested in hearing it.

'Cause we're playing the Palladium can't get on Star Search
The singer is saying that their band is good enough to play at the Palladium venue but is not able to get onto the TV talent show Star Search.

Daddy Legs standing tall he can do the Funky Lurch
The artist is describing someone named Daddy Legs as being able to dance the Funky Lurch.

And Jimmy Jimmy Pop is short for Jimmy Jimmy Popular
The artist is explaining that the name Jimmy Pop is short for Jimmy Popular.

You know I know you know your not the tough guy that I thought you were
The artist is admitting that they misjudged someone's character and believed them to be tougher than they actually are.

'Cause I wopbobaloobop
The singer is making a nonsense sound with no clear meaning.

Ha cha cha chatch
The artist is making another nonsense sound with no clear meaning.

Come lick my balls
The singer is making a vulgar and sexual comment intended to shock or offend.

Vive la my crotch
The singer is making a pun on the phrase "Vive la France" by inserting their own body part for comic effect.

'Cause your daddy thinks I'm lazy your momma thinks I'm crazy
The singer is acknowledging that someone's parents have negative opinions about them being lazy or crazy.

But neither of them know that you are carrying my baby
The artist is revealing that they have impregnated someone, but their partner's parents are unaware.

And I'm the Amos I'm the Andy I'm the sticky Aunt Jemammy
The artist is referencing multiple racist TV characters and suggesting they embody those stereotypes to some degree.

I gave you mouth to mouth like Resuscitation Annie
The singer is referencing a CPR training manikin named Resuscitation Annie and is using it as a metaphor for something they did for someone else.

It takes two of us to do this like Dean Martin Jerry Lewis
The singer is referencing the comedic duo of Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis and acknowledging the importance of partnership.

And your throat is swollen glory holen ya blew us
The artist is making a vulgar joke about oral sex and suggesting that someone has a sore throat from performing it too much.

George Burns, pacemaker beats steady slow and low
The artist is referencing the comedian George Burns and his pacemaker, which beats steadily but slowly.

That's why we got more hits then a dealer at a Dead show
The artist is saying that their band has more popular songs than a drug dealer at a Grateful Dead concert.

I'm a legend in my spare time
The singer is claiming to be famous and respected, but only in their free time or as a hobby.