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Charmless Man
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I met him in a crowded room
Where people go to drink away their gloom
He sat me dawn and so began
The story of a charmless man

Educated the expensive way
He knows his claret from his beaujolais
I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray
But then nature didn't make him that way

He went na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na

He thinks he's educated
Airs those family shares
Will protect him
That we'll respect him

He moves in circles of friends
Who just pretend that they like him
He does the same to them
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man

Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na

He knows the swingers and their cavalry
Says he can get in anywhere for free
I began to go a little cross eyed
And from this charmless man I just had to hide

He went na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na

He talks at speed
He gets nosebleeds
He doesn't see
His days are tumbling down upon him

And yet he tries so hard to please
He's just so keen for you to listen
But no one's listening
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man

He thinks he's educated
Airs those family shares
Will protect him
That you'll respect him

And yet he tries so hard to please
He's just so keen for you to listen
But no one's listening
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man

Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na

Overall Meaning

The song "Charmless Man" by Blur tells the story of a man who is arrogant, overconfident, and unlikable. The lyrics describe how he boasts about his education and knowledge of expensive wines, while trying to impress people with his connections to the "swingers and their cavalry." Despite his attempts to appear charming, he is unsuccessful in gaining the respect or admiration of those around him. The chorus of the song, with its repeated "na na na" lines, emphasizes his lack of charm and likability, as he tries desperately to win over those around him.


The verses of the song highlight different facets of this charmless man's personality. The first verse describes how he can be found in bars or other places where people go to drown their sorrows. He seems to be trying too hard to be charming, telling his life story to anyone who will listen. The second verse emphasizes his arrogance and sense of superiority, which alienates those around him. He tries to impress people with his knowledge of wine and connections to powerful people, but it only serves to make him seem more unlikeable. The bridge of the song emphasizes the paradox of the charmless man's character: he tries so hard to please others and gain their respect, but ultimately fails.


Overall, "Charmless Man" is a commentary on the idea that true charm cannot be purchased or earned through connections or knowledge. The song suggests that charm and likability are qualities that come from within, and cannot be faked or forced. The song also critiques the shallow nature of some people in positions of power or privilege, who use their connections and education to try to impress others, without truly connecting with them on a deeper level.


Line by Line Meaning

I met him in a crowded room
The singer encountered the charmless man in a place where people gather to drink their sorrows away


Where people go to drink away their gloom
The setting is a drinking place visited by people who are unhappy


He sat me dawn and so began
The charmless man sat down with the singer and started telling his story


The story of a charmless man
The narrative is about a person who lacks charisma or charm


Educated the expensive way
The charmless man was educated expensively


He knows his claret from his beaujolais
The charmless man has knowledge of wine and can tell the difference between claret and beaujolais


I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray
The singer assumes that the charmless man wishes he was like Ronnie Kray


But then nature didn't make him that way
However, the charmless man doesn't have the same nature as Ronnie Kray


He went na na na na na na na
The charmless man said 'na na na na na na na'


He thinks he's educated
The charmless man believes that he is knowledgeable


Airs those family shares
He likes to talk about his family's wealth and status


Will protect him
He believes that his family's wealth and status will keep him safe


That we'll respect him
He expects others to respect him because of his family's wealth and status


He moves in circles of friends
The charmless man has a group of friends


Who just pretend that they like him
However, his friends are just pretending to like him


He does the same to them
Likewise, the charmless man pretends to like his friends


And when you put it all together
When everything is considered


There's the model of a charmless man
The charmless man is the embodiment of someone who lacks charm


He knows the swingers and their cavalry
The charmless man is familiar with people who engage in non-monogamous sexual relationships and their supporters


Says he can get in anywhere for free
He boasts that he can enter any place without paying


I began to go a little cross eyed
The artist became confused or annoyed by the charmless man's behavior


And from this charmless man I just had to hide
As a result, the artist tried to avoid the charmless man


He talks at speed
The charmless man talks rapidly


He gets nosebleeds
Talking quickly gives the charmless man nosebleeds


He doesn't see
The charmless man is unaware


His days are tumbling down upon him
The charmless man's life is falling apart


And yet he tries so hard to please
Despite his shortcomings, the charmless man makes an effort to please others


He's just so keen for you to listen
The charmless man wants people to listen to him


But no one's listening
However, nobody is paying attention


Na na na na na na na
The charmless man said 'na na na na na na na'




Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Damon Albarn, David Rowntree, Graham Leslie Coxon, Steven Alexander James

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Most interesting comments from YouTube:

@cosmicnoodle9490

Hello, I'm the lyrics hero

I met him in a crowded room
Where people go to drink away their gloom
He sat me dawn and so began 
The story of a charmless man

Educated the expensive way
He knows his claret from his beaujolais
I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray
But then nature didn't make him that way

He went na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na

He thinks he's educated
Airs those family shares
Will protect him 
That we'll respect him

He moves in circles of friends
Who just pretend that they like him
He does the same to them 
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man

Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na

He knows the swingers and their cavalry
Says he can get in anywhere for free
I began to go a little cross eyed
And from this charmless man I just had to hide

He went na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na

He talks at speed 
He gets nosebleeds
He doesn't see 
His days are tumbling down upon him

And yet he tries so hard to please
He's just so keen for you to listen
But no one's listening
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man

He thinks he's educated
Airs those family shares
Will protect him 
That you'll respect him

And yet he tries so hard to please
He's just so keen for you to listen
But no one's listening
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man

Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na



@constanzaorwell3807

I met him in a crowded room
Where people go to drink away their gloom
He sat me dawn and so began, the story of a charmless man
Educated the expensive way, he knows his Claret from a Beaujolais
I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray
But then nature didn't make him that way

He thinks he's educated, airs those family shares
Will protect him that we will respect him
He moves in circles of friends
Who just pretend that they like him
He does the same to them, and when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man

He knows the swingers and their cavalry
Says he can get in anywhere for free
I began to go a little cross eyed
And from this charmless man I just had to hide

He talks at speed he gets nosebleeds
He doesn't see his days 
Are tumbling down upon him
And yet he tries so hard to please
He's just so keen for you to listen
But no one is listening
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man.



@kucingthekiki9301

Verse 1]
I met him in a crowded room
Where people go to drink away their gloom
He sat me down and so began
The story of a charmless man
Educated the expensive way
He knows his claret from his Beaujolais
I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray
But then nature didn't make him that way

[Refrain]
He went na-na-na-na-na, na-na
Na-na-na-na-na, na-na, na-na

[Chorus]
He thinks his educated airs, those family shares will protect him
That we'll respect him
He moves in circles of friends who just pretend
That they like him, he does the same to them
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man

[Refrain]
Na-na-na-na-na, na-na
Na-na-na-na-na, na-na, na-na


[Verse 2]
He knows the swingers and their cavalry
Says he can get in anywhere for free
I began to go a little cross-eyed
And from this charmless man I just had to hide

[Refrain]
He went na-na-na-na-na, na-na
Na-na-na-na-na, na-na, na-na

[Chorus]
He talks at speed, he gets nose bleeds
He doesn't see his days are tumbling down upon him
And yet he tries so hard to please
He's just so keen for you to listen, but no one's listening
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man

[Chorus]
He thinks his educated airs, those family shares will protect him
That you'll respect him
And yet tries so hard to please
He's just so keen for you to listen, but no one's listening
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man


[Refrain]
Na-na-na-na-na, na-na
Na-na-na-na-na, na-na, na-na
Na-na-na-na-na, na-na, na-na
Na-na-na-na-na, na-na, na
Na-na-na-na-na, na
Na-na-na-na-na, na, na



All comments from YouTube:

@drae840

I'd do anything to have Blur follow me around and sing about how miserable I am

@jasonwest2297

But then you wouldn't be miserable anymore....which means they wouldn't have anything to sing about.....which would make you unhappy.....then they could start up again.....you see the problem.

@LucyWest370

@jason west you tried to do something here but I dont think it worked

@MrModi420

heaven knows it tho, and also how charming of a man u are. im sure itll grant u a stitch to wear.

@jasonwest2297

@Mr. Modi Frankly, I think it's gruesome that someone so handsome should care.

@MrModi420

@jason west whatta pantry boy, u know so much abt these things don't ya.

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@ChazymJey

i love how everyone else is calm and Damon is just jumping in the air

@panchikofan123

@Sandy Lewis yer ma

@eqwiejwqiwisjw

@Sandy Lewis i care, we care, everyone heres care, you are the only one that doesn't matter here

@p3dant

Me after 3 coffees

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