No Monsters in Me
Blur Lyrics


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Gary Golf stops all the clocks
With night nurse slippers and socks
He tries to keep this thoughts clean
By washing with Listerine
A little peck on the cheek
In dazed pajamas and sheets
Keep the light on, I'm not tired
I want to read my Dick Francis
Dirty Frauleins and nasty Nazis
There are no monsters in me

Car alarms letting off steam
Gary hears them in his dreams
Panic outside is seeping in
Just easy-listening to him
Turns in his sleep and smiles to himself
There are no monsters in me
Cause Garry's out on the Green




No growing pains for him
Gary Golf Ball Eyes is not in

Overall Meaning

a rush


The song No Monsters in Me by Blur is a quirky and humorous take on the thoughts and routines of the character Gary Golf. The lyrics describe Gary's attempts to keep his thoughts clean by washing with Listerine and his obsession with reading Dick Francis novels before bedtime. Despite his surroundings being plagued with car alarms and panic, Gary seems to be the picture of calmness with no monsters inside him. The image portrayed is of a man who is almost childlike in his innocence and naivety, as he is content with just playing golf on the green and living a simple life.


The lyrics of the song can be interpreted in several ways. On one level, it can be seen as a commentary on how people try to control their thoughts and surroundings in order to maintain their sanity in a world that can often be chaotic and frightening. The character of Gary Golf tries to keep his thoughts clean and constantly reads to distract himself from the outside world. It can also be seen as a critique of a certain type of middle-class lifestyle where people are obsessed with maintaining a veneer of respectability and normalcy.


The song's catchy melody and upbeat tempo are in stark contrast to the slightly dark and absurd lyrics, which makes it a classic Blur song. It is a popular track among fans and often features in the band's live shows.


Line by Line Meaning

Gary Golf stops all the clocks
Gary Golf, the singer, is attempting to arrest time i.e., put a pause on his life's progression


With night nurse slippers and socks
He dons slippers and socks used by night nurses, perhaps seeking comfort through association with comfort-givers


He tries to keep this thoughts clean
Gary Golf is seeking to keep his thoughts pure, without any impurities.


By washing with Listerine
As Listerine is an antiseptic mouthwash, Gary Golf here might be likening it to a purifier for his thoughts.


A little peck on the cheek
Gary Golf possibly receives a ritualistic 'goodnight' kiss from someone close, such as a partner, before he goes to bed


In dazed pajamas and sheets
Gary Golf is in a hazy state, perhaps with his thoughts still wandering


Keep the light on, I'm not tired
He's requesting the person to leave the light on since he might not be shuteye-ready yet


I want to read my Dick Francis
Gary Golf desires to read from the books authored by Dick Francis, a renowned English jockey-turned-crime-writer


Dirty Frauleins and nasty Nazis
The lyrics might be referencing the controversial author Kuki Gallmann's books


There are no monsters in me
Perhaps, Gary means that he's trying to be positive and keep his fears in check. Although, it could also be interpreted as someone who has lost everything and has nothing left to lose.


Car alarms letting off steam
Outside, car alarms are going off alluding to the chaotic state of the world


Gary hears them in his dreams
Because of the rising panic and chaos, the outside noise creeps into his subconscious


Panic outside is seeping in
There's an impending sense of doom that's causing panic around him. Gary is an observer to this, but chooses not to participate


Just easy-listening to him
Gary is probably just listening to some calming, easy-listening music to settle his mind


Turns in his sleep and smiles to himself
Gary seems to be content with his place in this chaotic world and is at peace even in his sleep


No growing pains for him
Gary's journey has been smooth without any major setbacks until now


Gary Golf Ball Eyes is not in
Gary is not a witness to the chaos that's going on outside and ruminating about his own life.




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: STEVEN ALEXANDER JAMES, DAVID ROWNTREE, DAMON ALBARN, GRAHAM COXON

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