Uncle Arnie Plays Russian Roulette
Bob & Tom Lyrics

12 Days of Christmas Well, they'll stone you when you're trying to be so…
A Beer Beer belly blues what color are my new shoes 'Cause my…
A Better Version of You Whatcha tryin' to do to my heart Whatcha tryin' to do…
A Girl Like You Can someone tell me what her name is I've got her…
A Letter to My Penis Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to…
A Love Song When I looked at you And you looked at me I saw…
A Million Dollars Well, that big dump blond With her wheel in the gorge Turtle…
A Song For Dick Oh, it's a long, long while from May to December But…
A Thing Or Two About Me Wouldn't it be somethin' if I could have your love… A.J. Bad Night VERSE 1: Such a pretty face Such a nice day Such a pretty…
All I Really Want to Do I ain't lookin' to compete with you Beat or cheat or…
Another White Christmas I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I…
Are You Smarter? 我想过一件事 不是坏的事 一直对自己坚持 爱情的意思 像风没有理由 轻轻吹着走 谁爱谁没有 所谓的对与错 不管时间 说着…
At the Old Dear old Southland I hear you calling me. And I long…
At The Race Uh! Ya too rude! Uh! Eh! Oh what a rat race! Oh,…
Bad Love Song When I looked at you And you looked at me I saw…
Bears (Yeah) I'm in love (Ahh) I'm in love I'm in love with a big…
Beer Belly Blues Beer belly blues what color are my new shoes 'Cause my…
Beer Run (by Tom Snyder) B, double E, double R, U, N Beer run B,…
Blow Me A Kiss You always thought the best things was Right behind your bac…
Breadsticks Grab your plate and grab it fast Why? Because breadstick day…
Bring It On Bring the bag My nigga bring it back eeh Bring it back My…
Bringing in the Sheep I've been trying to count sheep, but they keep talking…
Bullies Well, the neighborhood bully, he's just one man His enemies …
Buzz Buzz Well, I was rollin' down the highway To see my baby…
Bye Bye Jeff Bye and bye I'm breathin' a lover's sigh Well, I'm sittin' o…
C'est la Vie It was a teenage wedding and the old folks wished…
Camel Toe YOUR MONKEY, YOUR MUFFIN, YOU AIN'T HIDIN' NOTHIN' YOUR COOC…
Camel Toe-Live YOUR MONKEY, YOUR MUFFIN, YOU AIN'T HIDIN' NOTHIN' YOUR COO…
Can't Eat This I'm cracking up and spilling out Hold me in your open…
Carolina in My Mind Taking a vacation Don't know what I'll find Taking a vacatio…
Cash Cash Cash When I was a kid I broke into a car.…
Cest la Vie It was a teenage wedding and the old folks wished…
Chasing Spike Lee I shoot it like Spike Lee Hook it like Kareem you…
Christmas Bell Ringers It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Everywhere you g…
Collections And Baby Talk How do you talk to a little baby goat you…
College Days For my first encore, I'd like to turn to a…
Daddy Please Don't Go Baby please don't go Baby please don't go Baby please don't …
Dear Santa (Sean Morey) Dear Santa, this is Billy from Dallas I wou…
Dicken Come now start this war, tell me what you're waiting…
Divorce World is changing fast While you try and fill your glass Som…
Do the Vag Du gick din väg och jag blev kvar Den sommaren när…
Dog for Sale Our little dream castle with every dream gone, Is lonely and…
Dogs In The News Young love, young heart Young mind Trying to make a new…
Don't Blame The Booze Ever since the lucky night I found you I've hung around…
Donnie's 12 Days Of Christmas Bob- Okay, good day, this is our Christmas part of…
Dr. Phil and Santa I'm lying here on your couch feeling lousy My life's a…
Drinking Sit at my table And drink all my wine And tell me…
Drive Me Tender I can't stop the way I feel Things you do don't…
Driving Me Crazy That song is driving me crazy I gotta hear it again First…
Driving My Dad Well the midnight headlights blind you on a rainy night; Ste…
Earth Day Hey, hey J.C. ah We need some drugs in here man It's…
End of the World I ain't do it on purpose, I ain't know that…
Enormous Penis Whenever life gets you down, Keeps you wearing a frown, And …
Everybody's Pissed At Me Tom: (Hi, this is Tom, and God knows I'm not perf…
Everybodys Pissed At Me Ok Check it... We got a little old lady with a poodle…
Fat Like Santa It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Everywhere you g…
Favorite Christmas Memories Was the night before Christmas and I lay awake thinking…
Find My Keys It don't matter where we go Don't matter where we go Where…
Fishing I grab my bait I grab my lure I've got mine…
Flying And I'm coming home London in the rain Driving real slow in…
Four Pounds One pound two pound three pounds four All it takes is…
Fred He once shot a man just for snorin' Got out of…
Frosty Frosty the Snowman Was a jolly happy soul With a corn-cob pi…
Gambling Come around you rovin' gamblers and a story i will…
Gifts Well I met him in the navy He was the head…
Girls Who Like Girls Can someone tell me what her name is I've got her…
Go Little Sofa We must go on a little longer We can make it…
Golf Golf Golf I'm not a fluffy Persian cat a prize dog or…
Gotta Get A Girlfriend You say check it out, I already did You say there's…
Hadji's 12 Days of Christmas Bob- Okay, good day, this is our Christmas part of…
Half This Song I should go to the beach more 'Cause the water there's…
Halloween DOCE OU TRAVESSURAS TRAVESSURAS DA MINHA GOMA E PIROCADA PI…
Hang Up Your Cell Phone I'm driving through the parking lot When suddenly I see So…
Happy Hour Final de expediente Seis da tarde Vai me dando uma…
Harry and Dr. Jack Dr. JackWas a quackNamed Kevorkian. And he workedIn a shackU…
Hawaii Falling feels like flying Until you hit the ground And every…
Heathen De heathen back dey 'pon de wall! De heathen back, yeah,…
Heaven Ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh Mama, take this badge off of me …
Hot Dog Water I saw you one morning and I knew you were…
Hotels The old hotel sat there Taking cash only at the till The…
How Much Advice? If I had a nickel, I know what I would…
How's My Driving Well the midnight headlights blind you on a rainy night; Ste…
Hurt Me Elmo A week ago today was when you left me And without…
I I don't know why, I made you cry I'm sorry sweetheart…
I Can't Stop Stalking You So you're leaving In the morning On the early train…
I Hate Christmas My dad’s passed out drunk on the floor My mother’s breaking…
I Hope You Die i woke up this mornin' you were gone i found a…
I Like Summer Avoid years I'm scared to look inside myself Darkness and fe…
I Love Swearing 愛上. 未愛上的愛 唱：張彥博 / 裕美 曲：張彥博 詞：高皓正 編：Jim Ling 監：劉港源 未遇見你 我也…
I Love The Race I said honey if you ever died I'd be mortified for…
I Wanna Be Bob Well, the rainman comes with his magic wand But the judge…
I Want a Boob Job for Christmas I don't want a lot for Christmas There's just one thing…
I Was a Cop Some nights I can’t sleep Can’t sleep unless you’re next to…
I Went to the Doctor As I went out one morning To breathe the air around…
I Wrote a Song for You Words and music by bob seger I woke up with this…
I'm A Big Loser I'm a loser I'm a loser And I'm not what I appear…
I'm With Hawking Come bring me your softness. Comfort me through all this mad…
I've Made Up My Mind I'm sitting on my terrace, lost in the stars Listening to…
If I Had A Bulldozer I could show the world how to smile I could be…
If You Love Me... If you love something Set it on fire Like a couch, or…
Im With Hawking Come bring me your softness. Comfort me through all this mad…
It 我的脚步轻松　你要不要fallow 看蔚蓝的天空是快乐的感动 我的心情轻松　你要不要fallow 快享受自由敝开心胸年轻…
It Was A Shart What was it you wanted Tell me again so I'll know What's…
It's a Great Day Hey, yay, yay, time to wake up it's a sunny…
It's a Hoosier Thing It don't mean a thing If it ain't got that swing (doo…
It's All About Me I want to make it better baby Listen, I want…
It's All Good Talk about me babe, if you must Throw out the dirt,…
It's Christmas It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Everywhere you g…
It's Christmas And I Wonder Where I Am I WONDER WHERE YOU ARE THIS CHRISTMAS …
It's Gonna Be A Bad Day (Sean Morey) I stayed in bed late today 'Cause the room …
It's Gonna Be a Great Day (Sean Morey) Took a shower this morning There was hot wa…
It's Good to Be the King It's good to be king, if just for a while To…
It's My Job I don't want your millions mister I can't use no diamond…
It's Who You Know They say you lived in a house in the clouds And…
Its a Great Day Hey, yay, yay, time to wake up it's a sunny…
Its a Hoosier Thing It don't mean a thing If it ain't got that swing (doo…
Its All About Me I want to make it better baby Listen, I want…
Its Christmas It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Everywhere you g…
Its Christmas And I Wonder Where I Am I WONDER WHERE YOU ARE THIS CHRISTMAS …
Its My Job I don't want your millions mister I can't use no diamond…
It\'s Christmas It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Everywhere you g…
Just One Bullet There is a light in the forest There is a face…
Knock On Wood I don't wanna lose this good thing, oh, that I…
Last Night's Lady เป็นอะไรไหนพูดมาซิทำไมเสียงเป็นอย่างงั้น นี่เรายังเหมือนเดิม…
Let 'em Play Let the good times roll let em roll this mornin, Let…
Live From Washington Every stranger has a home Like a ghost in passing chrome Ran…
Look Out It It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Everywhere you g…
Love Through the Ages I'm through with love I'll never fall again Said "Adieu" to …
Mall Santa Claus Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus Right down Sa…
Man Boobs Back when I was twenty I looked really great But now I'm…
Man I'm Glad I'm A Man i got big baby eyes they're my only disguise i'm late…
Me and My Echo Every day is a new beginning Spread my wings and touch…
Memories of You I know I won't find love in memories But my god,…
Memphis Oh, the ragman draws circles Up and down the block I'd ask…
Mom Stacy's mom has got it goin' on Stacy's mom has got…
Monkey Part 2 Can we pretend that airplanes In the night sky Is like shoot…
More Than Two It's more than rain that falls on our parade tonight It's…
Mullet For Men Allting värker så otagbart Lite medvind rätt oslagbart Glädj…
Munchies Munchy. Your mama named you Munchy Must've loved you a…
My Baby's a Nudist Sun a-shining, there's plenty of life. . . a new day…
My Brother My brother Esau killed a hunter Back in 1969 And before the…
My DAD the Dentist My dad is a bit of lad Thinks he can drive…
My Girls Sun up to sun down Let keep on rocking We no dea…
My Hairy Girlfriend My girlfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble (Hey-la …
My Job Sucks! You can suck my cock You can suck my cock You can…
My Life Well the midnight headlights blind you on a rainy night; Ste…
My Life My Dad My Wish My dad is a bit of lad Thinks he can drive…
My Mother's Brassiere One bright and guiding light That taught me wrong from right…
My Parents You got a new bike-all I got was love Headstands on…
My Town Brownsburg Well, I didn't come here to deal with a doggone…
New Company Car Mary got a brand new car Mary got a brand…
News Proud when they Watch me when I do the Go crazy when…
No Food Diet It isn’t a wonder, we throw it at each other Wouldn’t…
Off If I got a dollar every time the boy did…
On Camera Okay this is very simple... I come in you take your…
Open Me First Conquer the ocean by the noon day sun By stars the…
Orange Barrels Orange barrels, orange barrels Everywhere I see Orange bar…
P.M.S. for Christmas Baby it's cold outside And you can't thumb a ride From the…
Paging Richard Smoker (You know, here at Charlie's Tavern, I stay mighty busy…
Pam's Fourth Of July Crazy Jane made her mother cry Melt down on the fourth…
Plan B I'm gonna make my way through this world someday I don't…
PMS for Christmas Baby it's cold outside And you can't thumb a ride From the…
Prisoner Of Love Someone that I belong to Doesn't belong to me Someone who ca…
Prostitutes Well, I got here at eight and I'll be here…
Real Dogs on Video Well it was just a dream Just a moment ago I was…
Real Girls She's a real emotional girl She wears her heart on her…

and many more tracks by Bob & Tom.

1000 Тысячу блядей залетало в мой дом Помню их движения и помню…
A Face Sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit Sit on my…
A True Blue Miracle I believe in miracles and I can tell you why Once…
airplane ft. hayley williams Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are…
Airplanes Part II Can we pretend that airplanes In the night sky Is like shoot…
And You 我的脚步轻松　你要不要fallow 看蔚蓝的天空是快乐的感动 我的心情轻松　你要不要fallow 快享受自由敝开心胸年轻…
Another Day I hold your body next to mine The feel of your…
back Where's that gal with the red dress on? Some folks…
Believe in Yourself My Muse says, "What the fuck are we doing? Everything you…
Big This is the story of a young girl Who was the…
Bloodline Wungali walaaybaa nhama maran This is the story of the…
brand new song Girl, this is our town Back seat with the top down Got…
Des 满天的星星在对我召唤 闪呀闪呀闪呀闪呀显光彩 老师总教我不要再发呆 快呀快呀快呀快呀醒过来 崭新的时代 不需要等待 勇敢…
Do Do Do What do you want me to do? Run to the top…
Edelweiss Edelweiss, Edelweiss Every morning you greet me Small and wh…
Ever Evuwa sudgiss laggin Will this be the last eyefall fuyoon Al…
For The Last Time A lady known as Paris, Romantic and Charming Has left her…
Ghost In A Machine Tell me where am I supposed to go? And who am…
Girlfriend My girlfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble (Hey-la …
Good Morning Good morning heartache, you old gloomy sight Good morning he…
Harlem Shuffle You move it to the left Yeah, and you go for…
Haters Esto son puras líneas dedicadas a los haters rimas eléctri…
Here Comes the Sun Here comes the sun, here comes the sun And I say…
I'll Be In The Sky I'll be in the sky I'll be there Ooh all right I'll be…
I've Got Two I've got to go back home This couldn't be my home It…
Ik ben de BOB Zaterdag avond Het wordt een heldere nacht Het is rustig op …
In the Good Ol' Summertime There's a time each year That we always hold dear Good old…
It Was Kevin What was it you wanted Tell me again so I'll know What's…
IT'S MIDNIGHT It came upon the midnight clear That glorious song of old Fr…
John Doe ft Priscilla Seems like your heart stops working The minute they close th…
Just Like You Well, I never needed anyone 4 most of my life Until…
Let It Be Known When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary…
Lonely As It Takes Well, I ride on a mail train, baby, can't buy…
Lovelier Than You Maybe one day we can go Hand in hand down a…
Magic Christmas magic All the cold hungry people Christmas magic T…
Medley: It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas / Silver Bells / the Christmas Song / Sanata Cla It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Everywhere you g…
Mr. Tambourine Man Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me I'm not…
My Name No pain, no gain Vivo más de noche que de día,…
No Woman no Cry No, woman, no cry No, woman, no cry No, woman, no cry No,…
nobody told I guess I bit off more than I could chew And…
Nothin' On You Beautiful girls all over the world I could be chasin' but…
Nothing For Something I was walking down the street doing nothing When she ran…
Nothing On You You tell me you're leaving Your shadow walked beside me I wa…
Old Jean Blues You took the best of me Riding on my leather seat The…
On The Floor Seen a lot of walls, seen a lot of halls Got…
One Day I know one day, I won't have to wait in…
One of These Things One of these sounds is not like the others, One of…
One Two You said you'd love me you see you take my…
open Bust it wide open, let you see what I'm workin'…
Paradise She love to party, have a good time She looks so…
Past My Shades If you asked me whats on my mind You probably…
Please To Meet You He sits in your room, his tomb with a fist…
Rock N Roll Känslan för musiken har växt sen unga år Jag struntade i…
Romeo & Juliet Well, if I spell it out, if I yell it…
See You Tomorrow Can't you see What you're doing to me, girl I am bound Won't…
So Far So Good I was high as fuck and quite lost in the…
So Good Drinking a German beer with a Cuban cigar In the middle…
Special Well, I wake up in the mornin' And the ding dong…
Strange Clouds Yeah, haha Oh you already know what we gon' do Hey Well if…
Take Take Take Well, I ride on a mail train, baby, can't buy…
The Belly Them belly full but we hungry A hungry mob is an…
The Numbers Three is a magic number Yes it is (yes it is) It's…
Thirsty [Intro: Beretta 9 (RZA)] Drip, drip It's hot outside man (dr…
To Go You say you love me and you're Thinkin' of me, but…
Vent på mig Har inte vi Gått och tittat Länge nog nu på varann Kan du…
What We Do People said that the mass extinction event Started with a si…
What's the Name of That Song La de da de dum La de da de dum What's the…
Who You Are 我想过一件事 不是坏的事 一直对自己坚持 爱情的意思 像风没有理由 轻轻吹着走 谁爱谁没有 所谓的对与错 不管时间 说着…

A guest Uninvited guest Who let you in? Sitting at my table with tha…
After So I sing you to sleep After the lovin' With a song…
Blue Sunday She took a rolled-up twenty Out of her pocket And paid…
desire When you close Your eyes It's me you see I'm coming to you I…
Don't Lie Spend our lives... tellin' tales Stretch and bend... the tr…
Dum Got me lookin' so dumb right now Something's gotta give, but…
Eve Ripped by the wind from another time Waters held back tend…
Find You The city misses you But I'm just fine And I'm not writing…
I Det var en liten gutt som gikk og gret og…
I Believe They might not think that I doubt myself That I struggle…
II Ich stepp' wie Boss, ihr seid Crap wie Hasselhoff Guck, das…
Jamaica Jamaica funk, that's what it is Let it get into…
Je veux Tépa mm pa ... palalmm ... J'ai voulu t'aimer mais j'ai…
Limão do Pé Limão do pé refresca o dia Mas é você o que…
Love Don (One, two, three) (I hang up) but you keep on calling (Don'…
Love Don't Care Yeah Honestly, I'm sick to death of hearing the complaints E…
Love me Every day is a new beginning Spread my wings and touch…
Luna White light cut a scar in the sky Thin line…
Maybe I'm The One You open the doors Let me back in Tell me…
Meditation In my loneliness When you're gone and I'm all by myself…
Pela Luz Dos Olhos Teus Quando a luz dos olhos meus E a luz dos olhos…
Runaway When she takes the weight from me And we hold on…
Take Me To The Top The phone's off the hook, no one knows where we…
Tear Up Welcome to your brand new world I know it's unfamiliar, oh B…
THE FUTURE IS HERE If you want money in your pocket And a top hat…
The sound Is there a sweeter sound than times when your dreams…
Tom เป็นอะไรไหนพูดมาซิทำไมเสียงเป็นอย่างงั้น นี่เรายังเหมือนเดิม…
Waits They say love is blind, well if I can't see I…
Was Du suchst Ohjeohheo Ohjeohheo Was würdest du tun, wenn morgen schon d…
Wave Restless under moonlight Still lose sleep by day See what’s …
What You Mean to Me Do you know what it means to miss New Orleans And…



You Get Me I remember feeling like this Diggin' was as a child Inspirat…