Please Mrs. Henry
Bob Dylan Lyrics


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Well, I've already had two beers
I'm ready for the broom
Please, Missus Henry, won't you
Take me to my room?
I'm a good ol' boy
But I've been sniffin' too many eggs
Talkin' to too many people
Drinkin' too many kegs
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please
I'm down on my knees
An' I ain't got a dime
Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway
Pretty soon I'll be mad
Please, Missus Henry, won't you
Take me to your dad?
I can drink like a fish
I can crawl like a snake
I can bite like a turkey
I can slam like a drake
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please
Please, Missus Henry, missus Henry, please
I'm down on my knees
An' I ain't got a dime
Now, don't crowd me, lady
Or I'll fill up your shoe
I'm a sweet bourbon daddy
An' tonight I am blue
I'm a thousand years old
And I'm a generous bomb
I'm t-boned and punctured
But I'm known to be calm
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please
Please, missus henry, missus henry, please
I'm down on my knees
An' I ain't got a dime
Now, I'm startin' to drain
My stool's gonna squeak
If I walk too much farther
My crane's gonna leak
Look, Missus Henry
There's only so much I can do
Why don't you look my way
An' pump me a few?
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please




I'm down on my knees
An' I ain't got a dime

Overall Meaning

"Please Mrs. Henry" is a comical and drunken plea from the perspective of a man, perhaps Bob Dylan himself, who is asking for the titular Mrs. Henry's help. The song begins with the singer admitting he's already had two beers and is ready to be taken back to his room. He explains that he has been talking to too many people, drinking too much, and sniffing too many eggs. He begs Mrs. Henry to take him to his room, claiming that he's a good old boy who has hit rock bottom.


As the song progresses, the singer's desperation becomes more apparent. He suggests that Mrs. Henry take him to her father's house, showing a willingness to go anywhere to escape his current situation. He brags about his ability to drink and crawl like an animal, and then begs Mrs. Henry to help him out once again.


The lyrics themselves are almost stream-of-consciousness, with the singer's thoughts and requests flowing together in a drunken haze. The song is humorous, but it also reveals the singer's desperation and loneliness. He's down on his knees and has no money, and his only comfort seems to be alcohol.


Overall, "Please Mrs. Henry" is a complex song that reveals a lot about its narrator and the time period in which it was written. It's both funny and deeply sad, and it showcases Bob Dylan's ability to write songs that are both catchy and thought-provoking.


Line by Line Meaning

Well, I've already had two beers
I am drunk and ready for more


I'm ready for the broom
I am ready to clean up or be taken away


Please, Missus Henry, won't you Take me to my room?
Please take me to a place where I can rest and recover


I'm a good ol' boy But I've been sniffin' too many eggs Talkin' to too many people Drinkin' too many kegs
I am a likable person, but I have been engaging in risky behavior such as drug use, excessive socializing, and heavy drinking


I'm down on my knees An' I ain't got a dime
I am desperate and broke


Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway Pretty soon I'll be mad Please, Missus Henry, won't you Take me to your dad?
I am lost and frustrated, and I need someone to guide me


I can drink like a fish I can crawl like a snake I can bite like a turkey I can slam like a drake
I am boasting about my ability to consume alcohol and move in strange ways


Now, don't crowd me, lady Or I'll fill up your shoe I'm a sweet bourbon daddy An' tonight I am blue
Do not bother me, or I will cause trouble. Although I am normally charming, tonight I am feeling sad


I'm a thousand years old And I'm a generous bomb I'm t-boned and punctured But I'm known to be calm
I am old and experienced, but still capable of destruction. Despite my injuries, I remain composed


Now, I'm startin' to drain My stool's gonna squeak If I walk too much farther My crane's gonna leak
I am experiencing physical discomfort, and my body is not functioning properly


Look, Missus Henry There's only so much I can do Why don't you look my way An' pump me a few?
I am asking for help from Missus Henry, and hoping she can offer me a drink or some relief


Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please I'm down on my knees An' I ain't got a dime
Please, please, help me out of this desperate situation




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Written by: Bob Dylan

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

@christnaaawisam4277

Well, I've already had two beers
I'm ready for the broom
Please, Missus Henry, won't you
Take me to my room?
I'm a good ol' boy
But I've been sniffin' too many eggs
Talkin' to too many people
Drinkin' too many kegs
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please
I'm down on my knees
An' I ain't got a dime
Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway
Pretty soon I'll be mad
Please, Missus Henry, won't you
Take me to your dad?
I can drink like a fish
I can crawl like a snake
I can bite like a turkey
I can slam like a drake
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please
Please, Missus Henry, missus Henry, please
I'm down on my knees
An' I ain't got a dime
Now, don't crowd me, lady
Or I'll fill up your shoe
I'm a sweet bourbon daddy
An' tonight I am blue
I'm a thousand years old
And I'm a generous bomb
I'm t-boned and punctured
But I'm known to be calm
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please
Please, missus henry, missus henry, please
I'm down on my knees
An' I ain't got a dime
Now, I'm startin' to drain
My stool's gonna squeak
If I walk too much farther
My crane's gonna leak
Look, Missus Henry
There's only so much I can do
Why don't you look my way
An' pump me a few?
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please
I'm down on my knees
An' I ain't got a dime



All comments from YouTube:

@bollykecks

I think, I need a drink now...better make that two. A toast to one of the best days in YouTube history!

@dudleygillham5318

How great is this man? I feel privileged his music is around during my lifetime.

@dudleygillham5318

I cannot believe it’s taken me 45 years to appreciate Bob Dylan’s Basement Tapes album. Where have I been?

@doncar9

Jail?

@richardsiciliano7117

Just be happy you got here, buddy. Sadly, many never will.

@karenscigliano9787

When I was a teenager 15-16?, I used to play this album and my baby brother who was 10 years younger used to laugh and giggle with delight whenever this song came on🥹❤️

@robbkushner

A perfect example of the spirit of the Basement Tapes. I’ve always loved this one! 😎

@rondonthelegend

Timeless classic beautiful what more can I say

@GilliePryor1Artist

Adorable

@stoneworx09

you guy that loaded this ,,are the best //.thank you so much

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