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Bob Hope Lyrics


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I don't care where I'm going
Just as long as I'm with you
Put it there, pal. Put it there

I'll be just like your horses
And I'll stick to you like glue
Put it there, pal. Put it there
I'm glad you're fooling Pepsodent (oh, that happy snow)
Stealing all that cash
I hear your show on Thursdays (nice, huh?)
What a lot of eggs you smash

Well at least I don't depend upon
Colonna's big moustache (oh, he gave me the brush)
You're faithful and you're fair
Put it there (skin me Dad, skin me)

You've got that something in your voice
So right for selling cheese (hustle a lot of the stuff)
Put it there, pal. Put it there (put that back in the bowl)

You know, I think your jokes are great (really?)
It's just that folks are hard to please (they're just snobs, that all)
Put it there, pal. Put it there

Your face could make a fortune
Just your nose should make a lot (how do you siphon?)
I like the way you wear those gaudy-colored shirts you've got, boy
The only time a rainbow ever covered up a pot
You're such a perfect square (oh-oh, is that on the paper?)
(Where? Where?)

Shall we dance
Sorry, I have my heavy underwear on
Oh, just to once around, to the adrenalin, huh
Well, OK, if I lead

My colleague, my crony, my cohort, my friend
Companions, confederates, chums to the end
Like meat and potatoes, or salt and tomatoes
Boy, what a blend

Don't put it in the paper (don't worry about me)
Don't put it on the air (I'll finish it)
Don't put it in your pipe
Put it there

Confidentially, do you like this as well as singing
Leave your name with the girl when you go out
We may get to you for some crowd noises




Be sure and call me
All right

Overall Meaning

The song "Bob's Book" by Bob Hope and Bing Crosby is a playful conversation between two friends. The first line of the song, "I don't care where I'm going, just as long as I'm with you," sets the tone for the rest of the song. The two friends are expressing their loyalty to each other and their willingness to stick together through thick and thin.


The verses of the song are filled with innuendos, puns, and inside jokes. The lines "I'm glad you're fooling Pepsodent, stealing all that cash," refer to Bob Hope's radio show sponsor and his reputation for being a bit of a prankster. "Colonna's big mustache" refers to Hope's former sidekick, Jerry Colonna, who had a distinctive mustache. There are also references to Bing Crosby's signature crooning voice, his knack for selling cheese, and his colorful shirts.


The chorus of the song, "Put it there, pal," serves as a refrain and emphasizes the bond between the two friends. The song ends with the two friends joking about their future plans and exchanging contact information.


Line by Line Meaning

I don't care where I'm going
It does not matter where I am going as long as I am going with you.


Just as long as I'm with you
As long as I am with my friend, I am content.


Put it there, pal. Put it there
Let us shake hands to express our agreement and friendship.


I'll be just like your horses
I will be as loyal as your horses.


And I'll stick to you like glue
I will remain close by your side at all times, just like glue.


I'm glad you're fooling Pepsodent (oh, that happy snow)
I am glad that you are succeeding in deceiving the Pepsodent toothpaste brand (by promoting a different one).


Stealing all that cash
You are earning a lot of money by doing so.


I hear your show on Thursdays (nice, huh?)
I listen to your show on Thursdays and enjoy it. Do you like it too?


What a lot of eggs you smash
You crack a lot of eggs in your comedy shows for comic effect.


Well, at least I don't depend upon
I am grateful that I am not reliant upon.


Colonna's big moustache (oh, he gave me the brush)
I am not dependent upon Colonna's big moustache (nor do I ignore him).


You're faithful and you're fair
You are loyal and treat others equally and fairly.


Put it there (skin me Dad, skin me)
Let us shake hands again, my friend.


You've got that something in your voice
You have a special quality in your voice that appeals to people.


So right for selling cheese (hustle a lot of the stuff)
Your voice would be perfect for promoting the sale of cheese.


Put it there, pal. Put it there (put that back in the bowl)
Let us shake hands once again.


You know, I think your jokes are great (really?)
I believe that your jokes are wonderful. Do you doubt me?


It's just that folks are hard to please (they're just snobs, that all)
It's merely that some people are difficult to satisfy. They're snobbish, that's all.


Your face could make a fortune
You have a face that could earn a great deal of money.


Just your nose should make a lot (how do you siphon?)
Even your nose alone can earn you a lot of money. How do you do it?


I like the way you wear those gaudy-colored shirts you've got, boy
I appreciate your fashion sense and how you wear those bright, flashy shirts.


The only time a rainbow ever covered up a pot
When you wore your gaudy shirt the rainbow was overshadowed.


You're such a perfect square (oh-oh, is that on the paper?)
You are very honest and straightforward (but don't publish that!).


(Where? Where?)
What are you referring to?


Shall we dance
Would you like to dance?


Sorry, I have my heavy underwear on
I am sorry, but I have my thick undergarments on.


Oh, just to once around, to the adrenalin, huh
Just one dance for the thrill of it, right?


Well, OK, if I lead
If I get to lead, then I am okay with dancing with you.


My colleague, my crony, my cohort, my friend
You are not just my friend, but you are also my colleague, partner, and confidant.


Companions, confederates, chums to the end
We will always be companions, allies, and friends.


Like meat and potatoes, or salt and tomatoes
We are inseparable like classic food duos such as meat and potatoes, or salt and tomatoes.


Boy, what a blend
Our friendship is truly special and unique.


Don't put it in the paper (don't worry about me)
Please do not publish this information (but do not worry about me).


Don't put it on the air (I'll finish it)
Please do not broadcast this information (I am capable of handling it).


Don't put it in your pipe
Please do not smoke it.


Put it there
Let us shake hands as a sign of our ongoing friendship.


Confidentially, do you like this as well as singing
Can I ask you a private question? Do you enjoy doing this as much as singing?


Leave your name with the girl when you go out
Please give your name and contact details to the hostess before you leave.


We may get to you for some crowd noises
We may ask you to provide us with some sound clips of an audience cheering.


Be sure and call me
Please do not forget to call me or get in touch.


All right
Okay, see you later!




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@kentstallard6512

A good friend was around 10 when Hope attended an event featuring kids. He walked up to the comedian and very politely said 'It's a pleasure to meet you Mr. Hope. I'm a big fan.'

Immediately Hope reacted by yelling to his associates "Get this kid away from me!"

One of them escorted my friend off and apologized for Hope's behavior. 'Don't take it personally. That's just how he is.'

@s1nd3r3llee

That’s awful 😣

@ginalowe1924

Wow..I find that when meeting say a celebrity I admired only to find that what I admired was just a facade..

@rosepower4265

At the risk of sounding negative, I think there are more people than not who have a Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde personality. (Or "Street Angel/House Devil" personality.)

@JudiMay-qt6rw

​@@ginalowe1924So true. I went to a taping of Let's Make a Deal, when it was filming here in Florida. I was so excited to see Monty Hall, as I had been a fan for years. Boy was I shocked! He isn't nice or friendly, rather he is cold and arrogant as hell. We were instructed to not look at him, talk to or approach him, no hugging if you win, and a bunch of other bullshit that just ruined my perception of him forever.

@StefanaHarris

Jerry Lewis was the same. Witnessed him do the same when I saw him coming out of the Rockefeller Studios I NYC when I was a teen. Told the kid to get away from him. The kid looked so sad. I made sure he heard me call him a jerk. He was a total phony.

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@davenewton4862

40 years ago the sister of a girl I was dating told me that a friend of hers went on one of those USO overseas tours with Bob Hope. She told me that Bob Hope pressured her friend to sleep with him or he threatened to leave her in Vietnam! I never quite believed this back then, but the more I hear about him the more it seems possible.

@atomicwedgie8176

He would throw huge parties with alcohol and drugs with cameras in all the bedrooms. He was the most powerful man EVER in unHolywood. He was a fiend.

@Bevity

I believe it.

@karenboyette2897

I see him as a discusting man.I never liked him.

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