Lezbehonest
Boondox Lyrics


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[Skit:]
Oh Shit, you look cute as hell.
Now you move over here and let me start massaging that fine ass of your's.

What the fuck's up with these bitches?
I got dick for days but these hoes wanna keep their face buried in some pussy!?
Bitch You ain't even gay.
[Verse 1:]
She got a Katy Perry ringtone, plays it like a theme song. Kissed a girl and liked it, now she's swearin' off the ding dong. Back and forth like ping pong, she really strictly dicky, now Madonna scorin' Britney now the bitch is strictly licky. Suck a dick, suck a titty, she don't really give a fuck, and rainbow or her preice mean she always gettin' lucky. Had her first fish platter on her girlfriend's futon, hidden valley, tossin' salad, lickin' on a crouton. No shame in this fake bitch game, swervin' in and out of traffic, never stayin' in her own lane. She want a piece of cake and yeah she wanna eat it too, pay her some attention and the bitch will go down eatin' you.

[Chorus:]
Be actin' Lezbehonest. No more trips for you down south.
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth.
You love the peter! Bitch don't lie. You love the cock!
Don't even try. No more pooter! No more coochie! VaJayJay time to say good bye.

[Verse 2:]
Girls gone by, Spring break, college road trip in some wet t-shirts, wrestlin' in cool whip. Flash a nipple, slap a pussy for attention. Just turned eighteen, now she on a fuckin' mission. Got a make her daddy listen, maybe show a little anger four shots of jagermister, tongue kiss a perfect stranger. Three, Four fingers deep in some bleach blonde bimbo, a double headed dildo beatin' like it's Kimbo. Put in on the YouTube. The pictures on the Myspace, just so I can peep it, wish the bitch would sit on my face. Two straight broads tongue kissin' by the swimmin' pool, fake dyke bitches eatin' coochie 'cause it's cool.

[Chorus:]
Be actin' Lezbehonest.
No more trips for you down south.
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth.

Bitch you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it.

Bitch you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it.
Bitch you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it.
Bitch you know you want it.
Bitch you know you want it.

Never gonna beat her, now you're lickin' on the cooter.
One day she was your friend and the next she wasn't screwin'
Now I'm massed out with no luck, can't even get my dick sucked.
Jerkin' off in the corner watchin' her and you fuck.

[Verse 3:]
Don't get your panties twisted, shit I love them freaky bitches. Daisy chains, runnin' trains, girl on girl and pussy fistin'. All I'm rally tryin' to say, girl just don't claim your ass is gay. I laid the pipe the other day and fucked your girlfriend the other day. Tell the truth, don't even trip. you know you like to wrap them lips around a peter lick the tip 'cause little girls don't come equipped. Bitch please, you ain't right, what you really tryin' to prove carpet muchin', donkey punchin' cause you claim you're so confused. Yeah I push my dick on hard to see you sixty-ninin' neden. But to rise up on your cake won't be the case up at your weddin'. Put in perspective cut the act you ain't no lesbian, just a trick who love the dick but Perpetrate a lesbian.

[Chorus:]
Be actin' Lezbehonest. No more trips for you down south.
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth.
You love the peter! Bitch don't lie. You love the cock!
Don't even try. No more pooter! No more coochie! VaJayJay time to say good bye.

[Skit:]
After all, we're just two lonely bitches on the loose for the weekend.




Yeah, I bet your little ass is on fire.
You'll be a new woman when I'm finished working on you.

Overall Meaning

The song "Lezbehonest" by rapper Boondox satirizes the trend of young women experimenting with same-sex relationships, depicting them as fake and insincere. The song's first verse describes a woman who initially appears to have an interest in men ("strictly dicky"), but later embraces lesbianism and engages in various sexual acts with other women. However, the chorus and the third verse suggest that this behavior is a façade; the woman secretly desires male attention and only pretends to be attracted to women. The song ends with a skit in which two women talk about their experiences with each other, implying that their attraction is only temporary and has no real depth.


Overall, "Lezbehonest" is a commentary on the way society often views and portrays homosexuality, particularly among women. It highlights the idea that some people may use same-sex relationships as a way to gain attention or fit in with a certain crowd; at the same time, the song acknowledges the possibility of genuine attraction between two women, but suggests that this is not the norm.


Line by Line Meaning

Oh Shit, you look cute as hell.
Opening line of a skit where a person is checking out someone and making a move on them.


What the fuck's up with these bitches?
Boondox is questioning the behavior of some females he has come across.


I got dick for days but these hoes wanna keep their face buried in some pussy!?
Boondox is frustrated with women who claim to be lesbians when he has so much to offer as a man.


Bitch You ain't even gay.
Boondox is calling out women who identify as gay but he believes they are not actually attracted to females.


She got a Katy Perry ringtone, plays it like a theme song.
Describing the woman's ringtone and how she likes to play it often.


Kissed a girl and liked it, now she's swearin' off the ding dong.
The woman is claiming to be gay after having a positive experience kissing a girl.


Back and forth like ping pong, she really strictly dicky, now Madonna scorin' Britney now the bitch is strictly licky.
The woman is going back and forth between liking males and females. The mention of Madonna and Britney alludes to their public kiss as a reference.


Suck a dick, suck a titty, she don't really give a fuck, and rainbow or her preice mean she always gettin' lucky.
The woman is promiscuous and not particular about who she is intimate with. The rainbow reference implies that she is participating in the LGBTQ+ community.


Had her first fish platter on her girlfriend's futon, hidden valley, tossin' salad, lickin' on a crouton.
The woman has had her first experience with a woman on her girlfriend's futon. Hidden valley, tossin' salad, lickin' on a crouton is all sexual innuendos used to describe the experience.


No shame in this fake bitch game, swervin' in and out of traffic, never stayin' in her own lane.
The woman is not ashamed of being promiscuous and doesn't like to be tied down to anyone.


She want a piece of cake and yeah she wanna eat it too, pay her some attention and the bitch will go down eatin' you.
The woman wants to have her cake and eat it too as in she wants to have both male and female partners. The last line refers to oral sex with a man.


Be actin' Lezbehonest. No more trips for you down south.
Boondox is calling out the woman for pretending to be lesbian or bisexual. He also threatens to no longer take trips down south (referring to oral sex with her).


Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth.
Boondox is insisting that the woman wants his penis and should stop pretending to be gay so that she can be intimate with him.


You love the peter! Bitch don't lie. You love the cock!
Boondox is convinced that the woman is attracted to men even though she claims to be gay. He is insisting that she should be honest about her sexuality.


No more pooter! No more coochie! VaJayJay time to say good bye.
Boondox is asking the woman to leave behind her lesbian identity so that he can be intimate with her.


Girls gone by, Spring break, college road trip in some wet t-shirts, wrestlin' in cool whip.
Boondox is describing a wild party he attended where girls were engaging in activities such as wet t-shirt contests and wrestling in cool whip.


Flash a nipple, slap a pussy for attention.
The girls are engaging in sexual activities to get attention from the men at the party.


Just turned eighteen, now she on a fuckin' mission. Got a make her daddy listen, maybe show a little anger four shots of jagermister, tongue kiss a perfect stranger.
The young woman is acting out and rebelling against her father. She is drinking and kissing strangers to prove her independence.


Three, Four fingers deep in some bleach blonde bimbo, a double headed dildo beatin' like it's Kimbo.
The girls are engaging in sexual activities with each other using toys like a double headed dildo.


Put in on the YouTube. The pictures on the Myspace, just so I can peep it, wish the bitch would sit on my face.
Boondox is expressing a desire for the women he saw on the party, wanting to see them in more detail and be intimate with them. The YouTube reference being that he would like to be able to watch their activities again, and the MySpace reference being that he wants to see more of their pictures.


Two straight broads tongue kissin' by the swimmin' pool, fake dyke bitches eatin' coochie 'cause it's cool.
Boondox is describing a scene where two women who claim to be straight are engaging in sexual activities together to appear cool.


Never gonna beat her, now you're lickin' on the cooter. One day she was your friend and the next she wasn't screwin'. Now I'm massed out with no luck, can't even get my dick sucked. Jerkin' off in the corner watchin' her and you fuck.
Boondox is describing his frustration with a woman who he was once intimate with now being lesbian and not interested in him anymore. He is not being intimate with her and is left to masturbate to their activities.


Don't get your panties twisted, shit I love them freaky bitches.
Boondox is professing his love for women who are sexually adventurous.


Daisy chains, runnin' trains, girl on girl and pussy fistin'.
Boondox is listing different sexual acts that he enjoys participating in.


All I'm rally tryin' to say, girl just don't claim your ass is gay.
Boondox is asking women not to pretend to be gay when they are actually attracted to men.


I laid the pipe the other day and fucked your girlfriend the other day.
Boondox is bragging about being intimate with another man's girlfriend.


Tell the truth, don't even trip. you know you like to wrap them lips around a peter lick the tip 'cause little girls don't come equipped.
Boondox is insisting that women should not pretend to be lesbian when they really enjoy being intimate with a man. The last line describes how women are not good at giving blowjobs and need to practice.


Bitch please, you ain't right, what you really tryin' to prove carpet muchin', donkey punchin' cause you claim you're so confused.
Boondox is calling out women who pretend to be lesbian when they are not actually attracted to females. The terms 'carpet muchin'' and 'donkey punchin'' are sexual slang for lesbian activities.


Yeah I push my dick on hard to see you sixty-ninin' neden. But to rise up on your cake won't be the case up at your weddin'.
Boondox enjoys being intimate with women but does not want to marry them. He also makes a reference to the weddin cake to say he doesn't want to marry for the sake of getting with a woman.


Put in perspective cut the act you ain't no lesbian, just a trick who love the dick but Perpetrate a lesbian.
Boondox is calling out women who pretend to be lesbian but are actually attracted to men. He believes that these women are deceiving themselves and others by pretending to be lesbian.


After all, we're just two lonely bitches on the loose for the weekend.
Closing line of the skit where two people are depicted as being lonely and spending time together for the weekend.


Yeah, I bet your little ass is on fire.
The person in the skit is making a suggestive comment about the other person's sexual arousal.


You'll be a new woman when I'm finished working on you.
The person in the skit is suggesting that they will be able to satisfy the other's sexual desires.




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