What's a Telephone Bill?
Bootsy Collins Lyrics


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Hello baby
Yes, it's your friendly phone fanatic again
Oh yeah I'm loaded
With verbal rap ability, baby
You know you inspire me to poetry
So listen while I recite naughty nothings
That'll wet your eardrums
I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to
Yeah yeah yeah

Oh, can I make sweet love to you baby?

What I'd like to do would be good to you
And if you hang up on me now, I'll be through

I'm just living and loving, waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can't your love, then
What's a telephone bill?

According to way the way you make me feel
I guess you'd call it obscene phone call
I'm not a storyteller though baby
I'd rather be with you, me to me
Oh, a sort of physical love, like, bubba
Oh, you're the sweetest fantasy I know

You

Excuse me if I seem obscene to you
I'm being real and that seems the thing to do

I'm just living and loving, waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can't get your love, then
What's a telephone bill?

Oh baby, uh, just wanna hang on

I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to yeah, yeah, yeah
I'd like to make sweet love to you

Oh no, not that baby
I wanna be real with you

Let me just breathe in your ear hole baby
(Ohhhh ohhhh)
Don't fake me out
I love you baby
(I'd like to make sweet love to you)
Let me see if I can hit that note again
I love you baby
(Ohhh ohhh doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
(I'd like to make sweet love to you)

Can you just explain to me what key are you in, baby?

I'd like to get real funk-kay
(I'd like to make sweet love to you)

I'm just living and loving waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can't get your love, then
What's a telephone bill?

I'm just living and loving waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can't get your love, then
What's a telephone bill?

I'm just living and loving waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can't get your love, then
What's a telephone bill?

Oh, oh
I'd like to make sweet love to you

Maybe I'll manicure your toenails
And uh, make sweet love to you baby!




Rub my body with yours
Wait a minute operator, I'm not talking to you!

Overall Meaning

Booty Collins's What's a Telephone Bill? is a playful and seductive song that encourages a lover to make time for him. The song begins with the singer identifying himself as a "friendly phone fanatic" who is "loaded" with "verbal rap ability." He admits he wants to make sweet love to his lover and that she has inspired him to poetry. He asks her to hang on and then breathes in her ear, telling her that he wants to be "real" with her. Throughout the song, he emphasizes his desire to be with her physically, rather than simply talking over the phone. He also notes that if he cannot have her love, then his telephone bill is essentially worthless.


The song is a light-hearted blend of funk and soul, with Booty Collins's typical outlandishness, humor, and cheekiness. The song's lyrics are intended to be taken lightly, with the focus being Bootsy's irreverent and playful lyrics. But beneath the song's light-hearted exterior lies a serious message of the importance of human connection over technology. The song promotes a need for physical intimacy, making it clear that technology cannot replace the human touch.


Line by Line Meaning

Hello baby
The singer greets his lover on the phone.


Yes, it's your friendly phone fanatic again
The singer is known for calling frequently or being obsessed with their partner.


Oh yeah I'm loaded
The singer is either drunk or euphemistically 'loaded' with sexual desire.


With verbal rap ability, baby
The singer is skilled at improvising clever, suggestive dialogue.


You know you inspire me to poetry
The singer finds his lover so desirable that he feels compelled to express his feelings through poetry.


So listen while I recite naughty nothings
The singer wants his lover to listen to his sexually explicit conversation.


That'll wet your eardrums
The singer hopes his lover finds his words arousing or stimulating.


What I'd like to do would be good to you
The singer wants to have sex with his lover in a way that would be pleasurable for both parties.


And if you hang up on me now, I'll be through
The singer will be upset or hurt if his lover hangs up on him during their conversation.


I'm just living and loving, waiting for the moment
The singer is taking things one day at a time and eagerly anticipates being with his lover in the future.


When you got time to kill
The singer hopes his lover will have some free time to spend with him.


And if I can't your love, then
The singer wants his lover's love and affection above anything else.


What's a telephone bill?
The singer is telling his lover that the cost of their phone calls is worth it if it means staying connected.


According to way the way you make me feel
The singer is saying that the feelings his lover gives him are strong and intense.


I guess you'd call it obscene phone call
The singer acknowledges that his conversation with his lover could be considered lewd or indecent.


I'm not a storyteller though baby
The singer clarifies that he is not just making up stories, but expressing real feelings.


I'd rather be with you, me to me
The singer would prefer to be in a physical, intimate relationship rather than talking on the phone.


Oh, a sort of physical love, like, bubba
The singer desires a physical relationship that is passionate and intense.


Oh, you're the sweetest fantasy I know
The singer thinks very highly of his lover and considers her to be the epitome of a desirable woman.


Excuse me if I seem obscene to you
The singer acknowledges that his language could be considered vulgar or inappropriate.


I'm being real and that seems the thing to do
The singer believes that being honest and authentic about his feelings and desires is important.


Oh baby, uh, just wanna hang on
The singer wants to continue talking to his lover and doesn't want to end their conversation.


Can you just explain to me what key are you in, baby?
The singer makes a joking reference to music theory, suggesting that his lover's voice is like a musical note that he wants to hear more of.


I'd like to get real funk-kay
The singer wants to be sexually playful or 'funky' with his lover.


Maybe I'll manicure your toenails
The singer is willing to be intimate and take care of his lover's personal grooming.


And uh, make sweet love to you baby!
The singer reiterates his desire to be physically intimate with his lover.


Rub my body with yours
The singer wants to have physical contact, as in caressing and hugging.


Wait a minute operator, I'm not talking to you!
The singer comically addresses the phone operator or someone else who might be listening in, implying that his conversation is private and not meant for public consumption.




Lyrics © A SIDE MUSIC LLC D/B/A MODERN WORKS MUSIC PUBLISHING, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: GARY COOPER, GEORGE CLINTON, WILLIAM BOOTSY COLLINS

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Comments from YouTube:

@oldskoolmusicforever0724

SOMEWHERE THERE'S A DRUNK UNCLE LISTENING TO THIS AND ASKING EVERYBODY,WHAT YALL KNOW ABOUT THIS YOUNGBLOODS

@sussybaka551

Lmao my brother is an uncle and he's drunk right now, sending me this song 😂

@EdgeO419

"this grown people music..."

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​@EdgeO419 jodddyyyy

@edwinward6548

Yeahz!!!!! I can dig it!!!

@corncobjohnsonreal

This is one of the catchiest songs I've ever heard and it's clearly a blueprint for many popular songs to come decades later

@QUEENLOLATV

THIS MAN DOES NOT GET HIS FLOWERS ENOUGH 😭

@douggy3222

He certainly gets flowers from me 💐🌹 ... this song is from another dimension

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Have a great St Patrick's Day Bootsy 😮

@user-ky6hl5dn7d

A l. 111s

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