Boston
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I went away last winter, I went away for three weeks, right? I come home, I go to the mailbox, expecting it to be full of bills. And it wasn't because while I was away, it ad snowed and I wasn't home to shovel out the mailbox and the post office, they won't deliver the mail if you don't shovel out the mailbox.

Did you know that? You know how I found out. They left me a note in my mailbox, said, sorry, we're unable to get to your mailbox.

Just got home, I was on the airplane coming home, and I you know, they do those safety announcements when you fly. And then it doesn't matter where you traveling now, they translate everything into Spanish as well, because so much of our world speaks Spanish these days. Yeah, but I'm always on a plane full of people from Boston flying home to Boston. We don't really speak Spanish as much as we speak. Boston.

I want to hear that pilot just once, wouldn't you like to get on a plane and hear a real Boston pilot.
Hey, how you doing there, buddy, listen. Buckle up, your friggin seat belt for starters, Chief. I got to tell you how that thing works. You must be some sort of chowderhead. Maybe you should just take a bus. Furthermore put all your crap in the overhead compartment. Sit up straight and shut your pie hole. So we get this big bird up in the air. Sooner we do that, the sooner the broad will be by with the booze cart. At which point we can all start to get hammered. Have a wicked pisser flight there, pal. Yeah, that's going to be my airline right there.

South Boston Airlines. That'd be fun. Wouldn't it be the only plane with a screwdriver jammed in the ignition? Right.

And before we fly, when we back the plane out, we leave a beach chair to mark our parking spot.





We come back, your plane better not be parked there. Buddy, I'll tell you that, rightnow. Go ahead. I dare you to park your plane. Go ahead. I'll call my cousin in Chelsea. You'll find a chopped up tomorrow. Go ahead. park you're plane there, I dare you.

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Boston's song "Boston" are actually a stand-up comedy routine by comedian Steven Wright. In the routine, Wright reflects on his experience coming home after a vacation to find his mailbox filled with snow and a note from the post office about not being able to deliver mail. He then goes on to imagine what it would be like to hear a pilot speaking with a thick Boston accent before jokingly suggesting the creation of an airline called "South Boston Airlines". Wright uses his deadpan delivery to convey the absurdity and humor in these situations, highlighting how even the most mundane or frustrating experiences can be turned into jokes.


One interesting fact about this routine is that it was originally recorded for a radio station in Boston in the 1970s. However, it received national attention and was eventually included on Boston's self-titled debut album in 1976. The album went on to sell over 17 million copies, becoming one of the best-selling debut albums of all time.


Line by Line Meaning

I went away last winter, I went away for three weeks, right?
The singer left for about three weeks during winter and returned home, expecting his mailbox to be full of bills. Instead, he found it empty due to the snow due to which he could not shovel out the mailbox. The post office had left a note indicating that they could not deliver the mail to him.


Just got home, I was on the airplane coming home, and you know, they do those safety announcements when you fly.
The singer is back in Boston after a flight. During the flight, safety announcements were imparted, including a translation into Spanish for the benefit of Spanish-speaking people, though flying home to Boston means many people on the plane are speaking Boston dialect. The singer expresses his rather humorous desire to listen to a Bostonian pilot making safety announcements in the Boston accent.


I want to hear that pilot just once, wouldn't you like to get on a plane and hear a real Boston pilot.
The singer wants to hear the safety announcements of a Bostonian accent pilot once in his life. He thinks it would be an interesting experience.


South Boston Airlines. That'd be fun. Wouldn't it be the only plane with a screwdriver jammed in the ignition? Right.
If the artist had an airline, he would name it South Boston Airlines. The artist thinks of South Boston as an interesting airport to fly out of and imagines that the planes must always have some sort of issue. The joke is that one of the planes must have a screwdriver jammed in the ignition.


And before we fly, when we back the plane out, we leave a beach chair to mark our parking spot.
Before the flight, the airplane is backed out of the parking space at the airport, and a beach chair is left to mark its spot. The artist is making a joke about how unusual it would be to fly from South Boston Airport.


We come back, your plane better not be parked there. Buddy, I'll tell you that, right now. Go ahead. I dare you to park your plane. Go ahead. I'll call my cousin in Chelsea. You'll find a chopped-up tomorrow. Go ahead. park you're a plane there, I dare you.
If someone were to accidentally park their plane in his spot by mistake, the singer warns of his anger and that he will tell his cousin in Chelsea, who will chop you up.




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Written by: Jimmy Dunn

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@tball5677

So glad I grew up in a time when this music came out. What an incredible time to be a rock n roller.

@jakub9473

Metalhead here. I'm glad I grew up listening to 90's black and death metal.

@emperortrevornorton3119

Dad gave me great taste in classic rock if I ever get a better record player he gets all my Boston vinyls and if I don't get a better one I will send him off with the classic shit he got me into

@halbunner8899

We were blessed

@jayaudette2063

Some would argue this is the greatest rock and roll album of all time. I'd have to agree!

@chrisleehey8079

are you gone...or what?

@1HUFFMAN

I concur !

@billysimmons5982

It is Bad Ass I seen them in concert in mobile Ala back in the late 70 great show . I ride are smoke weed get high and be kicking it with Boston

@steveb796

Not even close

@letsgowinnietheflu5439

Min top 10

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