Alcohol
Brad Paisley Lyrics


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I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight
With somebody twice your size

Well I've been known to cause a few breakups
And I've been known to cause a few births
I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from work

And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France
Been making the bars lots of big money
And helping white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
But college, now that was a ball
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me
Alcohol, alcohol

I got blamed at your wedding reception
For your best man's embarrassing speech
And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach
I've influenced kings and world leaders
I helped Hemingway write like he did
And I'll bet you a drink or two that I can make you
Put that lampshade on your head

'Cause since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France
Been making a fool out of folks just like you
And helping white people dance
I am medicine and I am poison
I can help you up or make you fall
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me
Alcohol, alcohol

Yeah, since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France
Been making the bars lots of big money
(And helping white people dance)
Yeah, I got you in trouble in high school
But college, now that was a ball
You had some of the best times




You'll never remember with me
Alcohol, alcohol

Overall Meaning

The song "Alcohol" by Brad Paisley is a satirical take on the effects of alcohol. The lyrics describe the various ways in which alcohol can influence people's lives, both positively and negatively. The song opens with the line "I can make anybody pretty," suggesting that alcohol has the ability to make people see things in a different light, making them feel more confident and attractive. The following lines highlight the power that alcohol has to make people believe lies, pick fights, and cause both breakups and births.


The second verse explores the idea that alcohol can be both medicine and poison. The line "I am medicine and I am poison" acknowledges that alcohol has the ability to help people relax and unwind but can also lead to negative consequences such as addiction and self-destruction. The final verse references famous figures such as Ernest Hemingway, suggesting that even highly intelligent and creative individuals have fallen under alcohol's spell.


Overall, "Alcohol" uses humor to highlight the complex and often contradictory effects of alcohol on people's lives. The message seems to be that while alcohol can be enjoyable and can help people let their hair down, it can also be dangerous and should be consumed in moderation.


Line by Line Meaning

I can make anybody pretty
Alcohol can make a person feel more attractive or desirable.


I can make you believe any lie
Under the influence of alcohol, people may be more susceptible to believing falsehoods.


I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size
Alcohol can cause aggression and poor judgement, leading to potentially dangerous situations.


Well I've been known to cause a few breakups
Alcohol abuse can contribute to relationship problems and even breakups.


And I've been known to cause a few births
Alcohol can lead to unprotected sex and unwanted pregnancies.


I can make you new friends
Alcohol can lower social inhibitions and encourage networking.


Or get you fired from work
Alcohol abuse can lead to poor performance, negative interactions with colleagues, and even job loss.


And since the day I left Milwaukee Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France
The consumption of alcohol as a mind-altering substance is ubiquitous around the world.


Been making the bars lots of big money
The popularity of alcohol consumption leads to profits for the bars and restaurants that serve it.


And helping white people dance
Alcohol can give people confidence to dance and have fun.


I got you in trouble in high school
Underage drinking can lead to disciplinary action, both at school and at home.


But college, now that was a ball
In college, alcohol consumption is often considered a hallmark of the college experience.


You had some of the best times, you'll never remember with me
Alcohol can cause blackouts and memory loss, leading to a loss of memories even of positive experiences.


I got blamed at your wedding reception
Excessive alcohol consumption at wedding receptions can lead to embarrassing speeches and behavior.


For your best man's embarrassing speech
Alcohol can cause a lack of inhibitions leading to unfiltered and often embarrassing speech


And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach
Excessive alcohol consumption can lower inhibitions and cause people to shed their clothes.


I've influenced kings and world leaders
Alcoholism and excessive drinking has been a problem for many influential historical figures.


I helped Hemingway write like he did
Alcohol has been linked to creativity and has been attributed to some works of famous writers.


And I'll bet you a drink or two that I can make you put that lampshade on your head
Under the influence of alcohol, people may engage in silly behavior and dressing up inappropriately.


I am medicine and I am poison
Alcohol can have both using and destructive effects on the human body.


I can help you up or make you fall
Alcohol can cause both elation and depression.


You had some of the best times, you'll never remember with me
Alcohol can cause people to forget experiences, both good and bad.




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Written by: Brad Paisley

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@emny23

Years and years later this song still hits the nail on the head.

@geordanbowen8989

no kidding there

@thecorpsecollector2939

alcohol doesnt change much

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@eliinamihhailova8191

Hm ok

@thejoyofcheese4927

listening in 2021 still hits

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@TheaterRaven

"I am medicine and I am poison." D My favorite lyric out of the whole song. Deep. So true.

@bradleycarroll8187

Brad is one of the most underrated guitarists in Country Music

@TheForcerYT

him and Keith Urban are top 2

@__gharks__

Yo, Brad Paisley! I'm Bradley but I'm drunk. I'm "Brad" to many people, so I feel this song. Much love, dear mate.

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