Montreal
Bran Van 3000 Lyrics


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I think I love to watch you laughing
In fact I love to watch you do anything
And yes I do feel this thing happening
But you'll have to excuse me girl
'Cause my taxi's waiting
Although I do

Yes I do
I love you in my own twisted ways

One day God walked on old Mount Royal
Just to dream up the human form
Threw stones and cans and comic books in a kettle
And you came out like a shining goddess heavy metal
Say it's just too bad some hearts don't settle
And the pipes are leaking and you feel like leaving
Yeah, we heard this one before
I said, “Dear God, buddy, now don't you meddle”
'Cause I've got my own little twisted ways of showing you that I do

Yes I do
I love you in my own twisted ways

And sing it
Like we used to sing

See Kermit the Frog was one day daydreaming
Thinking about himself at a red light
With that it-ain't-easy-being-greenin'
And the cars behind him kept honking and honking
And Kermit's last words as he flipped the bird
Was, “Damn you Muppets just keep on taking!”
See I've got my own things now so stop tooting
I do my lily pad jumping
Miss Piggy bumping
Lotta Miss Piggys and that's all good
And I'm gonna turn this red light
Into a block party
So we can get down in basics of what?

Rainbow connecting





Yes I do
I love you in my own twisted ways

Overall Meaning

The first verse of the song "Montreal" by Bran Van 3000 offers an insight into the singer's admiration for someone he cares for. He shows his fondness for her by stating that he loves to watch her in any situation, but unfortunately, he has to leave her as his taxi is waiting. However, he confesses that he loves her in his "own twisted ways."


The second verse tells a story from the singer's perspective about how God created humans by throwing stones, cans, and comic books into a kettle, resulting in a "shining goddess heavy metal." He questions why some hearts do not settle even though they should, and talks about how one may feel like leaving when the pipes start leaking. However, the singer has unique ways of demonstrating his love to his girl. He pleads with God not to meddle in his affairs and shows that he loves his girl despite his unorthodox methods.


The chorus speaks to his love for this girl, ending with the line "I love you in my own twisted ways." The final verse refers to Kermit the Frog daydreaming while sitting at a red light. He thinks about how it is not easy being green and how all the cars behind him kept honking. His last words as he flipped the bird were a statement towards the other Muppets, who kept taking what he gave. The section concludes with the singer sharing some details about his life and how he will turn a red light into a block party with lots of Miss Piggy bumping, rainbow connecting, and lily pad jumping.


Line by Line Meaning

I think I love to watch you laughing
I really enjoy seeing you happy


In fact I love to watch you do anything
It brings me joy to observe you engaging in any activity


And yes I do feel this thing happening
I'm experiencing a feeling towards you that is growing stronger


But you'll have to excuse me girl
I apologize, but I must go


'Cause my taxi's waiting Although I do
I have transportation arranged to leave, but I still have feelings for you.


Yes I do I love you in my own twisted ways
Despite my idiosyncrasies, I care for you deeply.


One day God walked on old Mount Royal
The almighty once traversed the landmark of Mount Royal


Just to dream up the human form
It was there that human life was inspired


Threw stones and cans and comic books in a kettle
God combined various elements to create the essence of humanity


And you came out like a shining goddess heavy metal
From that mixture, you emerged as an exceptional and remarkable individual


Say it's just too bad some hearts don't settle
It's a shame that not every heart can find contentment


And the pipes are leaking and you feel like leaving
The current situation may be unpleasant and causing you to consider departing


Yeah, we heard this one before
This sort of situation is not new to us


I said, “Dear God, buddy, now don't you meddle”
I implored the deity to not interfere in our affairs


'Cause I've got my own little twisted ways of showing you that I do
Nevertheless, I have my own peculiar methods of demonstrating how much I care for you.


And sing it Like we used to sing
Let us recreate the harmony we once enjoyed together


See Kermit the Frog was one day daydreaming
There was a moment where Kermit the Frog was lost in thought


Thinking about himself at a red light
He was contemplating his life during a pause at a traffic signal


With that it-ain't-easy-being-greenin'
Kermit was pondering the challenges of being different


And the cars behind him kept honking and honking
Other drivers became impatient and sounded their horns in annoyance


And Kermit's last words as he flipped the bird
Kermit's final statement before leaving was a gesture of exasperation


Was, “Damn you Muppets just keep on taking!”
He lamented about the constant demands placed on him and his colleagues to perform


See I've got my own things now so stop tooting
I have my own priorities and projects, so please stop interrupting me


I do my lily pad jumping Miss Piggy bumping
I engage in the activities that constitute my own unique experience


Lotta Miss Piggys and that's all good
I have many diverse interests and that's perfectly fine


And I'm gonna turn this red light Into a block party
I plan to transform this idle moment into a lively celebration


So we can get down in basics of what? Rainbow connecting
In order to achieve true harmony, we should focus on uniting in our humanity


Yes I do I love you in my own twisted ways
Despite my quirks, I still deeply care for you.




Lyrics © O/B/O APRA AMCOS
Written by: JAMES DI SALVIO

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