The Answer
Bran Van 3000 Lyrics


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Jesus Christ was a superstar
A pimpin' big daddy with a Lincoln Town Car
Drove it real fast with the fly-ass hos
Playing chicken with the devil for the greatest applause

First came the question
And then came the answer
And then came the ultimate question:
Are you happy?
Then the messiah, alright
Lost and found with the resurrection
And with tools of deep precision
With the schools of thought complexion
Teaching us the brain expansion
It got heavy, we started dancing

Bran van three grand
We don't have to make it
Complicated
Act like a man, boy
We don't have to make it
Complicated

I said come comma comma comma some more
Kick up the club floor, that's what ya came for
Leave your big booty round at my front porch
And leave your big ugly frown back out the back door
Forget your big plans, your high ideals
'Cause it's a quicksand for the way you feel
When they put you down the river and they leave you squeal
Come on, squeal like a pig how the summer girl feels

We're leaving, leaving our machine this very evening
They're programming your head
So stop believing
No need to complicate, it's all illusion
Anyways, I feel the machine's got boring

Bran van three grand
We don't have to make it
Complicated
Act like a man, boy
We don't have to make it
Complicated

Hey Charlton Heston
Moses did alright without a handgun
If you're horny for god let Dizzy give some

I'm Dizzy D, no one the finer
The queen and king, from here to China
All the ladies love to give me the boom boom boom boom
Back to my room where it's hurry hurry hurry and wait
A bottle of crisp and a pasta plate
Kick up the love baby, down the hate
'Cause the bran van brothers do not complicate
Say hurry hurry hurry rush
You're moving so fast that you're out of touch
Money money money got your head in a mush
Now Bush has got the button, is he gonna push?
Well, some little joker got a dot-com deal
About Internet wiggers and keepin' it real
You're sweatin' like a fool to put the gravy on your meal
And now you just found out you lost your sex appeal

Bran van three grand
We don't have to make it
Complicated
Act like a man, boy
We don't have to make it
Complicated

The answer...




(Can you take me higher?)
...is in the dancer.

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Bran Van 3000's song, The Answer, touch on several topics, including Christianity, societal expectations, and mental health. The first verse refers to Jesus Christ as a "superstar" and suggests that he was a "big daddy" who drove a Lincoln Town Car and played chicken with the devil. This image portrays Christ as a fearless, unconventional hero. The second verse poses a series of questions, culminating in the ultimate question: "Are you happy?" The messiah is said to have been "lost and found with the resurrection" and to have taught about "brain expansion." The overall message here is that happiness and enlightenment are achievable through inner exploration.


Line by Line Meaning

Jesus Christ was a superstar
Jesus was an exceptional and celebrated figure


A pimpin' big daddy with a Lincoln Town Car
Describing Jesus in modern terms as a cool man with swagger


Drove it real fast with the fly-ass hos
Jesus was a reckless driver and had attractive women that would ride with him and enjoy his company


Playing chicken with the devil for the greatest applause
Jesus put himself in harm's way to show off and entertain others


First came the question
An introduction to a series of events that followed the initial question


And then came the answer
A response to the question that was asked earlier


And then came the ultimate question: Are you happy?
A deeper, more philosophical question about contentment in life


Then the messiah, alright
An affirmation of Jesus' role as the Messiah


Lost and found with the resurrection
Jesus was once lost and then found again after his resurrection


And with tools of deep precision
Jesus was equipped with precision and expertise to complete his mission


With the schools of thought complexion
Jesus was well-educated and knowledgeable about different ways of thinking and philosophies


Teaching us the brain expansion
Jesus' teachings were meant to help people expand their minds and challenge their beliefs


It got heavy, we started dancing
Despite the heavy subject matter, there was still a need to enjoy life and have fun


Bran van three grand
A reference to the band Bran Van 3000


We don't have to make it Complicated
Life doesn't have to be difficult


Act like a man, boy
A humorous contradiction, telling boys to act like men


I said come comma comma comma some more
A playful transition into the next part of the song


Kick up the club floor, that's what ya came for
Encouraging people to dance and have fun


Leave your big booty round at my front porch
A suggestive and provocative line about inviting someone to a personal space


And leave your big ugly frown back out the back door
Telling people to leave their negativity behind


Forget your big plans, your high ideals
Discouraging people from sticking too closely to their plans and ideals


'Cause it's a quicksand for the way you feel
Plans and ideals can limit and trap you


When they put you down the river and they leave you squeal
Others can take advantage of your situation and leave you helpless


Come on, squeal like a pig how the summer girl feels
A reference to the movie Deliverance, telling people to express themselves freely


We're leaving, leaving our machine this very evening
Breaking free from the societal structures that hold people back


They're programming your head
People are being controlled by societal norms and beliefs


So stop believing
Stop blindly accepting what you've been told


No need to complicate, it's all illusion
Life is simpler than it seems


Anyways, I feel the machine's got boring
The societal structures that control people have become dull and tiresome


Hey Charlton Heston
A reference to the actor Charlton Heston


Moses did alright without a handgun
Moses was able to succeed without weapons


If you're horny for god let Dizzy give some
A playful reference to sexual desire involving religion


I'm Dizzy D, no one the finer
A self-introduction by one of the songwriters, Dizzy D


The queen and king, from here to China
Dizzy D and another songwriter are the kings of their music genre


All the ladies love to give me the boom boom boom boom
Dizzy D is bragging about his sexual prowess


Back to my room where it's hurry hurry hurry and wait
A reference to the contradictory nature of sex, where there's a rush followed by waiting


A bottle of crisp and a pasta plate
Ingredients for a romantic evening


Kick up the love baby, down the hate
Encouraging people to focus on love instead of hate


'Cause the bran van brothers do not complicate
A reference to the band's belief in life not being complicated


Say hurry hurry hurry rush
Encouraging people to move quickly


You're moving so fast that you're out of touch
Moving too quickly can cause you to lose touch with reality


Money money money got your head in a mush
Money can cloud your judgment and thinking process


Now Bush has got the button, is he gonna push?
A political reference to George W. Bush and his decision-making capabilities as president


Well, some little joker got a dot-com deal
A reference to the dot-com bubble in the early 2000s, where people made money from tech startups


About Internet wiggers and keepin' it real
A playful reference to people on the Internet who act differently than they do in real life


You're sweatin' like a fool to put the gravy on your meal
Working hard for something that may not be worthwhile


And now you just found out you lost your sex appeal
Losing the attractiveness that used to appeal to others


The answer...
Referring back to the earlier question


(Can you take me higher?)
A yearning to find a deeper meaning in life


...is in the dancer.
The answer is in the simple joys of life, like dancing.




Lyrics © O/B/O APRA AMCOS
Written by: DAVID DI SALVIO, JAMES DI SALVIO

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Comments from YouTube:

@neirinjoseph6817

This is now 20 but what freaks me out is that I don’t think that it sounds dated at all.
I’m listening through headphones and you could’ve told me that this came out this year and I wouldn’t bat an eye... is anyone else in agreement with me?

@beefpepperoni6323

Yes

@jakobs.family.computer

Yep

@fungi42021

that's what so great about bv3

@JTC545

Still the best song on the playlist. Haters be damned

@errorafterdark5615

JTC545 ehrmm, nvm. Lol

@TheMegaGleek

Thank you so much for uploading this!!! I love this so much!

@rotgarg5308

I have not heard this song in like 10 years, but I still remember to never bet DBZ.

@LogInator999

I have an unhealthy addiction to this song, while I can understand why SEGA chose the Latch Brothers remix over the original due to the vulgarity of most of the lyrics, I still wish they had kept the chorus, that's my favorite part, damnit!

@attackofthecopyrightbots

sega?

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