You're The Top
Brooks Williams Lyrics


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At words poetic, I'm so pathetic
That I always have found it best,
Instead of getting 'em off my chest,
To let 'em rest unexpressed.
I hate parading my serenading
As I'll probably miss a bar,
But if this ditty is not so pretty,
At least it'll tell you how great you are.

You're the top! You're the Colosseum,
You're the top! You're the Louvre Museum,
You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss,
You're a Bendel bonnet, a Shakespeart sonnet,
You're Mickey Mouse.
You're the Nile, You're the Tow'r of Pisa,
You're the smile on the Mona Lisa.
I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop,
But if, Baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top!

Your words poetic are not pathetic
On the other hand, boy, you shine
And I can feel after every line
A thrill divine down my spine.
Now gifted humans like Vincent Youmans
Might think that your song is bad,
But for a person who's just rehearsin'
Well I gotta say this my lad:

You're the top! You're Mahatma Ghandi.
You're the top! You're Napolean brandy.
You're the purple light of a summer night in Spain,
You're the National Gall'ry, You're Garbo's sal'ry,
You're cellophane.
You're sublime, You're a turkey dinner.
You're the time of the Derby winner.
I'm a toy balloon that is fated soon to pop.
But if, Baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top!

You're the top! You're a Ritz hot toddy.
You're the top! You're a Brewster body.
You're the boats that glide on the sleepy Zuider Zee,
You're a Nathan Panning, You're Bishop Manning,
You're broccoli.
You're a prize, You're a night at Coney,
You're the eyes of Irene Bordoni,
I'm a broken doll, a fol-de-rol, a blop,
But if, Baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top.

You're the top! You're an Arrow collar.
You're the top! You're a Coolidge dollar.
You're the nimble tread of the feet of Fred Astaire,
You're an O'Neill drama, You're Whistler's mama,
You're Camembert.
You're a rose, You're Inferno's Dante,
You're the nost of the great Durante.
I'm just in the way, as the French would say
"De trop,"
But if, Baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top.

You're the top! You're a Waldorf salad.
You're the top! You're a Berlin ballad.
You're a baby grand of a lady and a gent.
You're an old dutch master, You're Mrs. Aster,
You're Pepsodent.
You're romance, You're the steppes of Russia,
You're the pants on a Roxy usher.
I'm a lazy lout that's just about to stop,
But if Baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top!

You're the top! You're a dance in Bali.
You're the top! You're a hot tamale.
You're an angel, you simply too, too, too divine,
You're a Botticelli, You're Keats, You're Shelley,
You're Ovaltine.
You're a boon, You're the dam at Boulder,
You're the moon over Mae West's shoulder.
I'm a nominee of the G.O.P. or GOP,
But if, Baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top!

You're the top! You're the Tower of Babel.
You're the top! You're the Whitney Stable.
By the River Rhine, You're a sturdy stein of beer,
You're a dress from Saks's, You're next year's taxes,'
You're stratosphere.
You're my thoist, You're a Drumstick Lipstick,
You're the foist in the Irish svipstick,
I'm a frightened frog that can find no log to hop,




But if, Baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Brooks Williams's song "You're The Top" are a playful expression of admiration and adoration for a lover or a significant other. The song is structured as a dialogue between two people, with the first person expressing a lack of poetic prowess and instead choosing to use this song as a way to worship their loved one. The second person responds by calling the first person's words poetic and expressing that they feel a thrill down their spine after every line. The lyrics are filled with comparisons to famous, beautiful, and iconic people and places, all of which pale in comparison to the greatness of the loved one.


The song's chorus repeats the phrase "you're the top," with each verse adding new comparisons to the list of things that the loved one surpasses. The comparisons include everything from famous landmarks and works of art to popular culture icons like Mickey Mouse. The song is playful and has a light-hearted tone, making use of puns and wordplay to add to its charm.


Line by Line Meaning

At words poetic, I'm so pathetic That I always have found it best, Instead of getting 'em off my chest, To let 'em rest unexpressed.
I'm not good at expressing my emotions through words, so I tend to keep them to myself rather than make a fool of myself trying to say what I feel.


I hate parading my serenading As I'll probably miss a bar, But if this ditty is not so pretty, At least it'll tell you how great you are.
I'm not comfortable singing my praises to you, but even if my song is not perfect, it still gets the message across that you are amazing.


You're the top! You're the Colosseum, You're the top! You're the Louvre Museum, You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss, You're a Bendel bonnet, a Shakespeart sonnet, You're Mickey Mouse. You're the Nile, You're the Tow'r of Pisa, You're the smile on the Mona Lisa. I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop, But if, Baby, I'm the bottom, You're the top!
You are the epitome of greatness, from the Colosseum to Mickey Mouse, from the Nile to the Mona Lisa. Compared to you, I am nothing, but if I am at the bottom, you are at the very top.


Your words poetic are not pathetic On the other hand, boy, you shine And I can feel after every line A thrill divine down my spine.
Your poetic words are not weak or foolish. Instead, they shine and leave me with a divine feeling of excitement with each line you speak.


Now gifted humans like Vincent Youmans Might think that your song is bad, But for a person who's just rehearsin' Well I gotta say this my lad:
Even someone as musically talented as Vincent Youmans may not appreciate your song, but for someone like me who's just learning, I must say that I love it.


You're the top! You're Mahatma Ghandi. You're the top! You're Napolean brandy. You're the purple light of a summer night in Spain, You're the National Gall'ry, You're Garbo's sal'ry, You're cellophane. You're sublime, You're a turkey dinner. You're the time of the Derby winner. I'm a toy balloon that is fated soon to pop. But if, Baby, I'm the bottom, You're the top!
You are everything, from the greatness of Mahatma Ghandi to the delicacy of a turkey dinner. Compared to you, I am nothing more than a toy balloon about to burst, but that only confirms that you are truly the best.


You're the top! You're an Arrow collar. You're the top! You're a Coolidge dollar. You're the nimble tread of the feet of Fred Astaire, You're an O'Neill drama, You're Whistler's mama, You're Camembert. You're a rose, You're Inferno's Dante, You're the nost of the great Durante. I'm just in the way, as the French would say "De trop," But if, Baby, I'm the bottom, You're the top.
You are the best of the best, from the dapper Arrow collar to the elite Coolidge dollar. You are as graceful as Fred Astaire's dancing and as cultured as Whistler's mother. In comparison, I am just in the way, but that only confirms your superior stature.


You're the top! You're a Waldorf salad. You're the top! You're a Berlin ballad. You're a baby grand of a lady and a gent. You're an old dutch master, You're Mrs. Aster, You're Pepsodent. You're romance, You're the steppes of Russia, You're the pants on a Roxy usher. I'm a lazy lout that's just about to stop, But if Baby, I'm the bottom, You're the top!
You are the epitome of class, from the sophisticated Waldorf salad to the melodic Berlin ballad. You embody elegance and refinement like a baby grand piano played by a true lady or gentleman. Compared to you, I am just a lazy bum, but you still reign supreme.


You're the top! You're a dance in Bali. You're the top! You're a hot tamale. You're an angel, you simply too, too, too divine, You're a Botticelli, You're Keats, You're Shelley, You're Ovaltine. You're a boon, You're the dam at Boulder, You're the moon over Mae West's shoulder. I'm a nominee of the G.O.P. or GOP, But if, Baby, I'm the bottom, You're the top!
You are the essence of beauty, from the exotic dance in Bali to the spicy hot tamale. You are divinely angelic, on the level of Botticelli and literary greats like Keats and Shelley. You are a blessing and a wonder, like the Boulder Dam and the moonlit view of Mae West's shoulder. I may be a political nominee, but you are the undisputed top.


You're the top! You're the Tower of Babel. You're the top! You're the Whitney Stable. By the River Rhine, You're a sturdy stein of beer, You're a dress from Saks's, You're next year's taxes,' You're stratosphere. You're my thoist, You're a Drumstick Lipstick, You're the foist in the Irish svipstick, I'm a frightened frog that can find no log to hop, But if, Baby, I'm the bottom, You're the top!
You are as mighty as the Tower of Babel and as prosperous as the Whitney Stable. By the riverside, you're as hearty as a German stein of beer, but also as trendy as a dress from Saks Fifth Avenue and as inevitable as next year's taxes. You're even as high up as the stratosphere. You define me, even as I am as helpless as a frog stranded on a log. But still, you reign supreme as the top of the top.




Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: COLE PORTER

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Comments from YouTube:

John McNair

This is just incredible!!!! awesome playing and tone

Louise Hernan

Love this!! :)

luvisacigarette8

I can't stop watching this. Fantastic Brooks!

Vanessa Griffin

you're not the only one!

luvisacigarette8

This should have millions of views

janet mcgregor

Love it I feel it

Nina Romanenko

Yes, incredible!  

Jody Keeler

Hey Brooks - I like it! Who made your CB guitar? Hope you and J have a great New Year!

Robin Peters

@John Wormald I have one of your workshop cigar boxes, just love it!

John Wormald

I make Brook's cigar box guitars..he's got a couple of them. https://www.chickenbonejohn.com/

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