Al Miller
Bruce McCulloch Lyrics


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Al Miller's heart is a lump of butter
It got that way 'cause he likes the taste of bacon and eggs
Al Miller's been my friend since college
Although they never saw him take classes

Al Miller's always been a philosopher
He says stuff like
"Getting drunk with your landlord:
Not a smart thing to do"
"Don't trust a guy who
Keeps his change in his wallet"

Al Miller's wife rides the Nordic-Trac
She Nordic-Trac's while Al eats his bacon and eggs
Al Miller had a weird lump on his elbow
Got it cut off, he never even sat down

Al Miller's always been a philosopher
He says stuff like
"Get a clock radio,
That's the kind of life you're gonna have"
"Don't like your stir-fry?
Send it back"

Al Miller don't cater for gossip
Yet he'll get in a cab and talk Egyptian politics
Won't drink red wine or get an earring
Never went through a phase where he dyed his hair black

Al Miller's always been a philosopher
He says stuff like
"Getting drunk in a hotel?
Well, then you better play low-die"
He says stuff like




"Bruce, why are you writing a song about me?"
What he should say, as he looks in the mirror, is "I am Al Miller!"

Overall Meaning

The song "Al Miller" by Bruce McCulloch is a humorous portrayal of his friend Al Miller, who is described as having a heart like a lump of butter due to his love of bacon and eggs. Despite never being seen in classes, Miller is portrayed as intelligent and philosophical, offering advice such as not getting drunk with one's landlord and not trusting those who keep change in their wallets.


The lyrics also describe Miller's wife, who is seen exercising on a Nordic-Trac while he eats breakfast, and a weird lump on Miller's elbow that he had removed without even sitting down. McCulloch paints a picture of a quirky and unique individual who is not interested in gossip or trends, but is knowledgeable about Egyptian politics and advises against drinking red wine or getting an earring.


Throughout the song, Miller is characterized as someone who is always offering his philosophical insights, and even questions why McCulloch would write a song about him. In the final line, McCulloch suggests that Miller should recognize himself in the song and say "I am Al Miller!" The song is a lighthearted and affectionate tribute to a friend who is both eccentric and wise in his own way.


Line by Line Meaning

Al Miller's heart is a lump of butter
Al Miller has a very kind heart


It got that way 'cause he likes the taste of bacon and eggs
Al Miller loves the taste of bacon and eggs so much that it is reflected in his kind heart


Al Miller's been my friend since college
I have known Al Miller since we were in college together


Although they never saw him take classes
Even though no one saw Al Miller attend classes in college


Al Miller's always been a philosopher
Al Miller has always been a deep thinker


He says stuff like
He expresses his philosophy through sayings such as


"Getting drunk with your landlord:
"It's not a smart thing to do if you're looking to maintain a good relationship with your landlord


Not a smart thing to do"
"It's not a smart thing to do"


"Don't trust a guy who
"You shouldn't trust someone who


Keeps his change in his wallet"
"Keeps all his change in his wallet"


Al Miller's wife rides the Nordic-Trac
Al Miller's wife exercises on a Nordic-Trac


She Nordic-Trac's while Al eats his bacon and eggs
While she exercises, Al enjoys his bacon and eggs


Al Miller had a weird lump on his elbow
Al Miller had a strange bump on his elbow


Got it cut off, he never even sat down
He got it removed without even having to sit down


Al Miller don't cater for gossip
Al Miller does not indulge in gossip


Yet he'll get in a cab and talk Egyptian politics
However, he will discuss Egyptian politics while riding in a taxi


Won't drink red wine or get an earring
Al Miller does not like red wine or piercings


Never went through a phase where he dyed his hair black
Al Miller never had a phase where he dyed his hair black


He says stuff like
He expresses his philosophy through sayings such as


"Getting drunk in a hotel?
"If you plan to get drunk in a hotel, you should"


Well, then you better play low-die"
"Better make sure you play low key"


"Bruce, why are you writing a song about me?"
"Bruce, why are you writing a song about me?"


What he should say, as he looks in the mirror, is "I am Al Miller!"
Al Miller should be proud of who he is




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